# Where have you gone, Jack Dean Tyler? **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [July 26, 2006, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-have-you-gone-jack-dean-tyler/366142 "2006-07-26T19:43:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-have-you-gone-jack-dean-tyler/366142/1 "2006-07-26T19:43:40Z")
Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you. Woo woo woo. So I was doing a search, in the course of discussion in a thread about circumcision reversal, and it turns out all his amazing posts are gone. OMGWTFBBQ?!!!11! Seriously, what’s the deal? Where are my favorite loony’s greatest achievements? It’s like all his accomplishments have been erased. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-have-you-gone-jack-dean-tyler/366142/2 "2006-07-26T22:42:42Z")
I thik **JDT** ’s threads were snipped along with the rest of the '99 threads. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-have-you-gone-jack-dean-tyler/366142/3 "2006-07-26T23:26:48Z")
I’m pretty sure the Reader has been in touch with Ron Popeil and you can expect a late nite pop-up advertising “The best of SDMB hits” any day now. \* \*This is a _joke_, son! I say a _joke_. [sub]samclem, who has a ‘chop-o-matic’ at home that my father bought before Ron came up with the ‘veg-o-matic’[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-have-you-gone-jack-dean-tyler/366142/4 "2006-07-27T01:55:02Z")
Oh, man! ☹ The descriptions of slurping foreskins and women playing dead are lost forever. Well, we’ll always have the [Tug Ahoy](http://www.tugahoy.com/). ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-have-you-gone-jack-dean-tyler/366142/5 "2006-07-27T11:17:30Z")
Why didn’t you title the thread, “Ahoy, JDT!” ---
**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-have-you-gone-jack-dean-tyler/366142/6 "2006-07-27T16:55:36Z")
[QUOTE=Tapioca Dextrin] I thik **JDT** ’s threads were snipped along with the rest of the '99 threads. [/QUOTE] I can’t seem to find anything from 2000 or earlier. Is all that stuff just . . . gone? ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-have-you-gone-jack-dean-tyler/366142/7 "2006-07-27T17:47:01Z")
Legend has it if you say Jack Dean Tyler’s name three times in a row in a cemetary at midnight, he shall return…WITH HIS FORESKIN! ---
**Author:** ![Thing\_Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecb155/32.png) [@Thing\_Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing_Fish)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-have-you-gone-jack-dean-tyler/366142/8 "2006-07-27T23:19:18Z")
[QUOTE=Tapioca Dextrin] I thik **JDT** ’s threads were snipped along with the rest of the '99 threads. [/QUOTE] But were his threads less sensitive after they were snipped?? ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2006, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-have-you-gone-jack-dean-tyler/366142/9 "2006-07-29T01:44:35Z")
[QUOTE=Excalibre] I can’t seem to find anything from 2000 or earlier. Is all that stuff just . . . gone? [/QUOTE] Barring technical glitches, those threads have been archived to a place whence they may return someday when servers and RAID arrays come down to a reasonable price. (No. I have no idea what reasonable might mean.) They have not been destroyed. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2006, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-have-you-gone-jack-dean-tyler/366142/10 "2006-07-29T04:23:01Z")
[QUOTE=Green Bean] Well, we’ll always have the [Tug Ahoy](http://www.tugahoy.com/). [/QUOTE] Oh my bleedin’ eyes. Did you HAVE to link to that site? :eek: And why oh why did I click on the links to before and after photos?!? :smack: ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2006, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-have-you-gone-jack-dean-tyler/366142/11 "2006-07-30T21:54:31Z")
[QUOTE=Tapioca Dextrin] I thik **JDT** ’s threads were snipped along with the rest of the '99 threads. [/QUOTE] Just as a point of factual correction (assuming I correctly interpreted your post), JDT came along in 2000. If memory serves, he was banned in December 2000.