# Where/How would you hide a body?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-how-would-you-hide-a-body/327782
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 25, 2005, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-how-would-you-hide-a-body/327782 "2005-10-25T06:07:47Z")
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### Author: ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2005, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-how-would-you-hide-a-body/327782/1 "2005-10-25T06:07:47Z")

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If you had one to hide for whatever reason, that is?

Spun off/Idea taken from [this thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=340590)

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### Author: ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2005, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-how-would-you-hide-a-body/327782/2 "2005-10-25T06:10:39Z")

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I’d cut off the heads and hands, put them in a plastic bag in a backpack, take the backpack onto a ferry (available just minutes from my home) and drop the backpack over the side when we were halfway. Then I’d cut the rest up into pieces small enough to carry in a nonconspicuous bag and drop one at a time in various forested areas.

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### Author: ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2005, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-how-would-you-hide-a-body/327782/3 "2005-10-25T06:13:33Z")

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Slushies.

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### Author: ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2005, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-how-would-you-hide-a-body/327782/4 "2005-10-25T06:13:44Z")

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I suspect that this thread is not long for this world. I believe “body hiding” threads have been quickly stamped out in the past.

But my $0.02:

Burn it with thermite.

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### Author: ![xash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c6cbf5/32.png) [@xash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xash)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2005, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-how-would-you-hide-a-body/327782/5 "2005-10-25T06:19:30Z")

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