# Where in the world is Rummy Rumsfeld? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 16, 2004, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-in-the-world-is-rummy-rumsfeld/255414 "2004-07-16T14:18:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-in-the-world-is-rummy-rumsfeld/255414/1 "2004-07-16T14:18:40Z")
I think he’s hinding under a rock. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-in-the-world-is-rummy-rumsfeld/255414/2 "2004-07-16T14:22:40Z")
Uh, the Pit is over there, Great Debates to your right. And what, pray tell, is “hinding”? For that matter, what’s your point? On second thought, maybe this _is_ Pointless. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-in-the-world-is-rummy-rumsfeld/255414/3 "2004-07-16T14:33:59Z")
Ah Ha!!! Frostbite falls, that’s a good place for him. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-in-the-world-is-rummy-rumsfeld/255414/4 "2004-07-16T14:39:51Z")
No way. Frostbite Falls passed an ordinance against visitors when Derwood Kirby complained about our Kerwood Derby. Or was it the other way around? Maybe the SOD is in Flagrante. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-in-the-world-is-rummy-rumsfeld/255414/5 "2004-07-16T14:45:59Z")
Derwood Kirby??? Man, you are dating yourself now. The Gary Moore show, geez. 😃 When Spiro Agnew was nominated for VP I had to do a double-take, I thought they might have said Derwood Kirby. ---
**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-in-the-world-is-rummy-rumsfeld/255414/6 "2004-07-16T14:57:30Z")
Dating myself? Kind sir, I have _never_ dated myself, except when Rocky wasn’t available. . . . So, any hints as to what this thread is about, or must I continue to imitate an ancient cartoon character. I suspect I’ve stumbled into some Doper game I never noticed before, but one never knows. [P.S. Speaking of ancient, tain’t too many folks remember _The Garry Moore Show_!] ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-in-the-world-is-rummy-rumsfeld/255414/7 "2004-07-16T14:59:37Z")
Just looking for silly places Rummy may be hiding. ---
**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-in-the-world-is-rummy-rumsfeld/255414/8 "2004-07-16T15:03:57Z")
Hokey Dokey. Maybe he’s in Electric Ladyland! (personally, I thought pneumatic ladies were entirely adequate) ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-in-the-world-is-rummy-rumsfeld/255414/9 "2004-07-16T16:42:25Z")
This might be a topic more suited for **the Pit** , but I have wondering what has happened to good old Rummy. It would appear that our torture-authorizing then blame-it-on-the-troops Sec’y of Defense has been tied up and stored in a janitor’s closet at the Pentagon until after the November election. Ashcroft seems to have made himself pretty scarce lately, too. ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-in-the-world-is-rummy-rumsfeld/255414/10 "2004-07-16T16:53:16Z")
> [@5 time champ](#): > > This might be a topic more suited for **the Pit** , but I have wondering what has happened to good old Rummy. It would appear that our torture-authorizing then blame-it-on-the-troops Sec’y of Defense has been tied up and stored in a janitor’s closet at the Pentagon until after the November election. > > Ashcroft seems to have made himself pretty scarce lately, too. It seems like the entire Cabinet has been keeping a low profile recently. They must all be at Dick Cheney’s ranch, Undisclosed Location. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-in-the-world-is-rummy-rumsfeld/255414/11 "2004-07-16T16:55:16Z")
They’re all out with OJ, looking for the Real Killers. ---
**Author:** ![Live\_Better\_Electrically](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@Live\_Better\_Electrically](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Live_Better_Electrically)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-in-the-world-is-rummy-rumsfeld/255414/12 "2004-07-16T18:18:05Z")
I spotted Rumsfeld at Burger King yesterday. He was hiding behind dark sunglasses, but the sequined jumpsuit gave him away. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-in-the-world-is-rummy-rumsfeld/255414/13 "2004-07-16T21:37:45Z")
I heard he’s busy doing an Abu Ghraib prison photo session for Hustler.