# where is cheney?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-cheney/81377>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [September 13, 2001, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-cheney/81377 "2001-09-13T17:11:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Friday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dec6dc/32.png) [@Friday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Friday)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-cheney/81377/1 "2001-09-13T17:11:40Z")

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Has anybody seen evidence of Dick Cheney?? He has been conspicously absent from view. Is he bunkered down in the situation room at the White House and not available to the media?

Hoping against hope that he wasn’t at the Pentagon.

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**Author:** ![BobT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e8cbc/32.png) [@BobT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobT)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-cheney/81377/2 "2001-09-13T17:14:49Z")

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There was a picture distributed yesterday showing the vice president and Secretary of State Powell sitting beside the president at a Cabinet meeting.

The Secret Service always knows where the vice president is. And I’m sure that Cheney is sitting in on all of the NSA meetings.

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**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Gazoo)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-cheney/81377/3 "2001-09-13T17:17:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Friday \*  
> \*\*Has anybody seen evidence of Dick Cheney?? He has been conspicously absent from view. Is he bunkered down in the situation room at the White House and not available to the media?
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> Hoping against hope that he wasn’t at the Pentagon. \*\*

That’s interesting. I haven’t heard any statements from him - let’s hope he didn’t have a heart attack or anything. If he was at the Pentagon, he most likely would have been on the other side, where the Joint Chief’s offices are.

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**Author:** ![Friday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dec6dc/32.png) [@Friday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Friday)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-cheney/81377/4 "2001-09-13T17:22:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BobT \*  
> \*\*There was a picture distributed yesterday showing the vice president and Secretary of State Powell sitting beside the president at a Cabinet meeting.
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> The Secret Service always knows where the vice president is. And I’m sure that Cheney is sitting in on all of the NSA meetings. \*\*

I’m sure he is all right and involved in the decision making. I would just like to see evidence of that. Do you have a cite for the picture?

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**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-cheney/81377/5 "2001-09-13T17:32:34Z")

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My guess is since Cheney is ex-secretary of Defense, he has been thrown into an unofficial lieutenant role for the current SoD. He’s of alot more use there than as VP.

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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-cheney/81377/6 "2001-09-13T17:54:43Z")

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**gabbyhayes** , your information is not very uhhh…good.

Cheney was in the White House situation room (an underground bunker) immediately after the initial attack and all planes had been accounted for. The rest of the White House was evacuated.

Congress was not “relocated.” The Capitol was evacuated and the majority leaders were moved to a secret bunker - standard practice for a national emergency.

Bush was in Florida and planning to back to Washington. Because of the attacks, Air Force One proceeded to zig-zag accross the US on a secret route to various military bases. GWB was in audio contact with Cheney and all the people in the situation room throughout the whole day.

No transfer of power has taken place. Cheney was never “president” and GWB was never not president. If both GWB _and_ Cheney were to die, then yes, succession proceeds to the Speaker of the House and then the President Pro Tem of the Senate.

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**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-cheney/81377/7 "2001-09-13T18:47:24Z")

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If this thread seems a little, uh, discontinuous, it’s because I’ve deleted a couple of particularly stupid rants which do not belong in this forum.

I’ve deleted them because I previously said I would.

To the last guy, whose username I didn’t get but who just quoted the post for purposes of adding a rolleyes smile, you’re not in trouble – I just had to delete that post too to get rid of the rant.

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**Author:** ![evilhanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba8739/32.png) [@evilhanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilhanz)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-cheney/81377/8 "2001-09-13T18:50:55Z")

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**gabbyhayes** - Unless you can support your baseless allegations, your comments belong in the Pit. I’m calling for an immediate retraction unless you can provide some factual evidence.

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> When Bush was quaking in fear in some underground bunker somewhere …

Got a cite? Bush was either on air Force One in the air, or on a base in Louisiana, or at SAC in Omaha.

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> Some suggested that Bush was too drunk to face the nation on Tuesday …

Who suggested this and where? You?

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> But the photo released of Cheney is reminiscent of the doctored photos the Chinese always released …

Really? How so? Which photos _specifically_?

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> It’s widely understood that bush is brain damaged from heavy alcohol and drug abuse, not very bright, short tempered and prone to shoot his mouth off, not taken seriously by anyone in the chain of command, and unable to lead …

Ummm… the President’s health is on par with professional athletes in recent medical assessments. He doesn’t drink anymore, and there is no evidence that he has ever used drugs. I’m sure you already knew that. The myth of Bush’s lack of intelligence has been put to rest in other threads on this forum. On the contrary, he has been calm and collected thorughout this whole ordeal. Unable to lead? Sounds like he’s doing a good job so far …

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> All executive decisions are made by a group the press has come to call “the grownups”–Cheney being at the head of this group

Cite?

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> But the word I hear is that Powell is so disgusted with bush’s incompetence, he’s ready to resign.

Really? Rumors that juicy have to have sources. I’m sure you can provide a link.

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**Author:** ![evilhanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba8739/32.png) [@evilhanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilhanz)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-cheney/81377/9 "2001-09-13T18:53:47Z")

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Shoot. I didn’t see your editing work, manhattan. Feel free to delete my followup as well. I don’t care where the retraction comes from. 🙂

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**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-cheney/81377/10 "2001-09-13T18:56:22Z")

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Manhattan,  
Id personally like to see the post just to understand the reactions after it. I can certainly understand if it was utterly distasteful but it’s more gratifying to see irrational rants get picked apart than deleted. JMO 🙂

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**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-cheney/81377/11 "2001-09-13T18:56:22Z")

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::sigh:: That’s OK, **evilhanz**. You put a lot of work into that (almost) simulpost.

He won’t be rebutting it though. He’s done here.

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**Author:** ![Anachronism](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@Anachronism](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anachronism)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-cheney/81377/12 "2001-09-13T19:02:42Z")

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Ok Manny, I was very confused for a minute there, I think **evielhanz** may suffer a similer fate. I thought I was being very clever though ;). Edit or delete this post as necessary (not that you need my permission)

On preview – Wow a lot happens in a couple minutes, I’ll just leave the above like it is.

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**Author:** ![Friday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dec6dc/32.png) [@Friday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Friday)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-cheney/81377/13 "2001-09-13T19:04:08Z")

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OK, now that we got that ugliness over with, I’d like to get back to the OP. Does anyone have credible evidence that Cheney is alive, working, etc.

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**Author:** ![BobT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e8cbc/32.png) [@BobT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobT)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-cheney/81377/14 "2001-09-13T22:46:53Z")

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This article at MSNBC

> **[MSNBC News - Breaking News and News Today | Latest News](https://www.msnbc.com/)**
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seems to indicate that Dick Cheney is alive and well and was monitoring the events Tuesday along with the Congressional leaders.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-cheney/81377/15 "2001-09-13T22:52:52Z")

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…And tonight the news is reporting that Cheney has been taken to Camp David so he and Bush aren’t in the same city at the same time.

[http://www.cnn.com/2001/US/09/13/america.attack/](http://www.cnn.com/2001/US/09/13/america.attack/)

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**Author:** ![Friday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dec6dc/32.png) [@Friday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Friday)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-cheney/81377/16 "2001-09-14T01:28:51Z")

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Thank you both. I mainly wanted to dispel a conspiracy theory by my colleague. I won’t go into the details here, but I thought that Cheney’s reclusiveness may be a security procedure and not anything else.

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**Author:** ![lee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lee/32/7455_2.png) [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-cheney/81377/17 "2001-09-14T04:28:51Z")

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Cheney has been out of sight a lot. This all looks too much like a case of Russian measles. I am hoping that this is just the result of them not realizing how this looks because their thoughts are on the details that must be attended to. I think it is unfortunate and ill considered that he did not make more of an appearance. His presence could help reassure Americans.

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**Author:** ![coosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@coosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coosa)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-cheney/81377/18 "2001-09-21T17:25:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lee \*  
> \*\*Cheney has been out of sight a lot. This all looks too much like a case of Russian measles. I am hoping that this is just the result of them not realizing how this looks because their thoughts are on the details that must be attended to. I think it is unfortunate and ill considered that he did not make more of an appearance. His presence could help reassure Americans. \*\*

😕 I’m not up to par on all of the cute euphemisms - what is Russian measles?

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**Author:** ![adzoa\_k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b782af/32.png) [@adzoa\_k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adzoa_k)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-cheney/81377/19 "2001-09-21T17:52:56Z")

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i read somewhere that the reason we aren’t seeing or hearing much from cheney was because the gov’t can’t have them in the same location in case of another incident. if one gets attacked, God willing, the other would be safe and be able to pick up the reigns in case something should happen to the the president…

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-cheney/81377/20 "2001-09-22T00:03:54Z")

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> i read somewhere that the reason we aren’t seeing or hearing much from cheney was because the gov’t can’t have them in the same location in case of another incident.

Additionally, they aren’t, by law, allowed to travel in the same plane.

And as for all the “Bush quaking in fear” baloney, in times of crisis, the President doesn’t have much choice as to what he does. The Secret Service will drag him along to what they consider a safe place.

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