# Where is Miles the Monkey now?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-miles-the-monkey-now/298985>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 12, 2005, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-miles-the-monkey-now/298985 "2005-04-12T16:36:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-miles-the-monkey-now/298985/1 "2005-04-12T16:36:29Z")

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As a former hostess for Miles, I was just wondering where his travels have him now. I haven’t seen him mentioned in a thread in quite a while.

If you have Miles, can you tell us how he is doing?

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-miles-the-monkey-now/298985/2 "2005-04-13T13:30:28Z")

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Just the one allowed bump. I really want to know where Miles is now traveling.

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**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-miles-the-monkey-now/298985/3 "2005-04-13T13:35:14Z")

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Sorry.

I don’t have a clue. I know he isn’t in Dallas with me. I am hoping he arrives in time for the State Fair of Texas in October.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-miles-the-monkey-now/298985/4 "2005-04-13T13:55:47Z")

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I thought he was headed down under.

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-miles-the-monkey-now/298985/5 "2005-04-13T18:22:19Z")

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I thought he was headed for Ireland again after the first return. 😕