# Where is my CHEESE??!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 6, 2001, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-my-cheese/91836 "2001-11-06T19:13:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sweet\_Sota\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@Sweet\_Sota\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Sota_Girl)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-my-cheese/91836/1 "2001-11-06T19:13:00Z")
It’s another fast food rant. So I go to McDonald’s and I order a couple of cheeseburgers. I don’t care for pickles or onions, so I ask for it with “ketchup and mustard” only, like I always do. What do those moronic zit-faced fucking idiots do? They skip the cheese!! HELLO…!!! If I wanted you to skip the fucking cheese, I would have ordered a couple of hamburgers with ketchup and mustard only. Lesson learned: order the fucking things without pickles and onions instead of ketchup and mustard only. Stupid mother fuckers. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-my-cheese/91836/2 "2001-11-06T19:15:50Z")
motherfuckers AND zit-faced? bummer. ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-my-cheese/91836/3 "2001-11-06T19:22:15Z")
Maybe we could work something out. The McDonald’s I go to seems to be unable to give me a burger without cheese. My suspicion is that they just give drive-through customers whatever is handy and assume you won’t turn around and come back over a piece of fake cheese. ---
**Author:** ![peepthis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@peepthis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peepthis)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-my-cheese/91836/4 "2001-11-06T19:26:05Z")
Maybe [this book](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0399144463/qid=1005074631/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_3_1/002-7715404-3640852) has the answer you seek? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-my-cheese/91836/5 "2001-11-06T19:30:19Z")
Bwhaaaa! ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-my-cheese/91836/6 "2001-11-06T19:37:28Z")
You should drive up to the drive-through window and yell, “WHEEEEERRRRE’S THE CHEESE???” ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-my-cheese/91836/7 "2001-11-06T19:50:20Z")
This reminds me of another thread where someone was whining about how he’s a big George Lucas fan and now Lucas is disappointing him by making bad movies and being greedy. If you’re dumb enough to eat at McDonald’s or to be a George Lucas fan, then you deserve what you get. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-my-cheese/91836/8 "2001-11-06T19:57:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lieu \* > \*\*motherfuckers AND zit-faced? > > \*\* What, you’ve never heard the expression “A face only a mother could love”? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-my-cheese/91836/9 "2001-11-06T20:58:42Z")
Don’t return to the store with the bungled food; go home and write a complaint letter. You just might get some coupons or the like good for food (okay, it’s Mickey Dee’s but you, I trust, know what I mean) costing more than the original order. If you’re really lucky, said coupons will be valid at a DIFFERENT franchise location. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-my-cheese/91836/10 "2001-11-06T21:12:18Z")
Man, I knew that stupid book was going to make an appearance in this thread. HR issues the damn thing to every new hire here. That should be in the initial contract. That way they could defend themselves. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-my-cheese/91836/11 "2001-11-06T22:34:18Z")
I love cheese. It’s so… Cheesy. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-my-cheese/91836/12 "2001-11-07T13:55:38Z")
What?? They forgot the cheese??? **How could they???**