# Where is our Beckdawrek report? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 17, 2020, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-our-beckdawrek-report/849618 "2020-03-17T00:31:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-our-beckdawrek-report/849618/1 "2020-03-17T00:31:42Z")
Please don’t tell me Hilda broke our girl? This world is in bad enough shape, we NEEDS our Bekkers! ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-our-beckdawrek-report/849618/2 "2020-03-17T14:58:01Z")
Sure hope Beck is alright. No post op complications? Maybe her cat overlords found her and took away her phone? 😉 I’m glad Beck has medical care readily available. Isolation in a care facility has its advantages right now. ---
**Author:** ![PastTense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pasttense/32/14550_2.png) [@PastTense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastTense)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-our-beckdawrek-report/849618/3 "2020-03-17T15:12:23Z")
She last posted at 1:25 this morning (central daylight time) in thread games (Gimme 3 last names). Perhaps she overslept. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-our-beckdawrek-report/849618/4 "2020-03-17T16:07:40Z")
Hey, guys. I’m back in the Hospital. I had a glucose kerfuffle. And some breathing difficulty. They sent me back over for testing. My blood chemistry has settled down. I’ve had xrays and an MRI. I have some upper respiratory problem. Coughing. So back on IV fluids and Antibiotics. **I’ve been tested for COVID**. Have you? ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-our-beckdawrek-report/849618/5 "2020-03-17T16:13:05Z")
Wouldn’t that require her to sleep? It’s not one of her strong suits. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-our-beckdawrek-report/849618/6 "2020-03-17T16:17:51Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Hey, guys. I’m back in the Hospital. I had a glucose kerfuffle. And some breathing difficulty. They sent me back over for testing. My blood chemistry has settled down. I’ve had xrays and an MRI. > I have some upper respiratory problem. Coughing. So back on IV fluids and Antibiotics. > > **I’ve been tested for COVID**. > Have you? I don’t normally wish negative things on people, but in your case, I hope your test comes back negative. ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-our-beckdawrek-report/849618/7 "2020-03-17T16:18:01Z")
_putting on NASA-approved spacewalk suit_ _shuffling over to Beck’s bed_ Knock off the theatrics, Lady! Leave that nonsense to the Meezers! Did you get your staples out? Will you just go home from the hospital? (please, Gawd!) I hope your doctor signed you up for the tour plan with EDIBLE food! (Don’t forget to steal the TP when you are discharged!) ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-our-beckdawrek-report/849618/8 "2020-03-17T16:18:19Z")
Ohh, no! Keeping you in my thoughts, Beck. _ **hugs** _ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-our-beckdawrek-report/849618/9 "2020-03-17T16:26:25Z")
Yes, **~VOW** , the space man came through :smack:. He was in full hazmat gear.:eek: But I’m not in an isolation room. The hospital’s on lockdown, so…there’s that. No visitors. I’m fine. I do have an infection. It’s being addressed. Aside from the food, I’m being well cared for. My staples are coming out today. I will be pushing to go home. We’ll see. I have lots of stairs at my house. I’m not sure I can manage that yet. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-our-beckdawrek-report/849618/10 "2020-03-17T16:30:18Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Hey, guys. I’m back in the Hospital. I had a glucose kerfuffle. And some breathing difficulty. They sent me back over for testing. My blood chemistry has settled down. I’ve had xrays and an MRI. > I have some upper respiratory problem. Coughing. So back on IV fluids and Antibiotics. > > **I’ve been tested for COVID**. > Have you? Of course not! I’m 65, with bad lungs, and live in a nursing home. There’s no reason to test me. :rolleyes: I’m self-isolating. ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-our-beckdawrek-report/849618/11 "2020-03-17T17:16:34Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Yes, **~VOW** , the space man came through :smack:. He was in full hazmat gear.:eek: But I’m not in an isolation room. The hospital’s on lockdown, so…there’s that. No visitors. > I’m fine. I do have an infection. It’s being addressed. > Aside from the food, I’m being well cared for. > My staples are coming out today. > I will be pushing to go home. We’ll see. > I have lots of stairs at my house. I’m not sure I can manage that yet. Infection? Boo! Hiss! Drink more water! Pee lots and lots! You probably have one of those little “hats”:in the bathroom, so you can measure every time you go! Make sure you request asparagus on your menu selection!😛 Be a good kid. The Meezers need Mommy home “meow.” ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-our-beckdawrek-report/849618/12 "2020-03-17T17:34:11Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > I don’t normally wish negative things on people, but in your case, I hope your test comes back negative. Obligatory George Costanza reference. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-our-beckdawrek-report/849618/13 "2020-03-17T17:39:23Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > **I’ve been tested for COVID**. > Have you? I self-test. If I still think about it after a 12-pack, I’ve got it. So far, so good! ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-our-beckdawrek-report/849618/14 "2020-03-17T18:44:44Z")
Get better Beck, your physical therapist misses you. 😉 I’m glad you got prompt medical diagnosis & care. Last night must have been scary for you and your family. Take care of yourself and know that your friends here on SDMB worry about you. I’d send you _ **hugs** _ but Coronavirus protocol says I shouldn’t get closer than 4 ft. My arms aren’t that long. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-our-beckdawrek-report/849618/15 "2020-03-17T19:12:01Z")
Whoops! Sorry about the setback, Beck! But glad that your doctors seem to be on top of it. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-our-beckdawrek-report/849618/16 "2020-03-17T19:54:25Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > Obligatory George Costanza reference. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-our-beckdawrek-report/849618/17 "2020-03-17T20:05:27Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > 😕 [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/bv26dLnbi9g/hqdefault.jpg "Negative test result") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv26dLnbi9g) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-our-beckdawrek-report/849618/18 "2020-03-17T20:21:29Z")
No Staples holding me together anymore. No COVID on board. Doctor was reassuring. Feeling perkier. 😌 ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-our-beckdawrek-report/849618/19 "2020-03-17T21:05:05Z")
Yay! ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-our-beckdawrek-report/849618/20 "2020-03-17T21:08:26Z")
YAY for no more staples! Happy dancie for no COVID! ~VOW [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-our-beckdawrek-report/849618.md?page=2)