# Where is Sqrl Going?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-sqrl-going/14043
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [February 5, 2000, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-sqrl-going/14043 "2000-02-05T15:15:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2000, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-sqrl-going/14043/41 "2000-02-08T14:22:00Z")
The Vatican named him Honorary Priest for a day, and swinging by to pick up George Michael on the way.
Look at my butt!
Enright3
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### Author:  [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2000, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-sqrl-going/14043/42 "2000-02-08T19:58:00Z")
Ukulele Ike is right, there’s more to SqrlCub than his sexual preference. Let me hereby revise my answer.
He’s been hired as a consultant by Disney Corp. to help plan [The Gay Days at Disney](http://www.gaycruisevacations.com/gaydays2000.html). Their tentative motto: “The gayest place on Earth.”
Disney Studios, as part of the release of Fantasia 2000, is attempting to increase knowledge of classical music in the american public. Since in a future version of the ongoing project of “Fantasia”, they will animate Scriabin’s “Poem of Ecstasy”, they are hiring consultants to help devise muzak versions of that and Scriabin’s sonatas to be played continuously whilst waiting in the buffet line at the restaurants of their amusement parks and cruise ships. The experiment will be inaugurated during the Gay Days of Disney.
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### Author:  [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2000, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-sqrl-going/14043/43 "2000-02-08T20:10:00Z")
Ahhhhh, Disney’s come late to the party AGAIN. I was just listening to the muzak version of the “Black Mass” piano sonata on the elevator, comin’ back from lunch.
So far, I vote for manhattan and his AsnerCon as the best entry. And I’m NOT just kissing moderator ass.
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### Author:  [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2000, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-sqrl-going/14043/44 "2000-02-08T22:17:00Z")
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> Originally posted by Ukulele Ike:
> So far, I vote for manhattan and his AsnerCon as the best entry. And I’m NOT just kissing moderator ass.
Damn New York clique. I’ll tell you whose ass you can kiss. 😛
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### Author:  [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2000, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-sqrl-going/14043/45 "2000-02-08T23:03:00Z")
C’mon, Arnie, didn’t he make YOU want to attend?
Scottsdale. Be there or be square…and the bald wigs and big phony eyebrows are on me!
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### Author:  [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2000, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-sqrl-going/14043/46 "2000-02-08T23:07:00Z")
I’ll take the 2 best responses and unite them: heatherlee is marrying Phaedrus!
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### Author:  [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)
#### Post date: [February 9, 2000, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-sqrl-going/14043/47 "2000-02-09T21:10:00Z")
By the way… he’s in Phoenix for work.
Now, how about a new round guessing what he does for a living?
Esprix
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Next time I want your opinion I’ll beat it out of you.
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### Author:  [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)
#### Post date: [February 9, 2000, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-sqrl-going/14043/48 "2000-02-09T21:12:00Z")
> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by Ukulele Ike:
> \*\*C’mon, Arnie, didn’t he make YOU want to attend?
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> Scottsdale. Be there or be square…and the bald wigs and big phony eyebrows are on me!\*\*
Uke, I’ll make you a deal. I go with you to Asnercon, and you come with me to a Star Trek convention. (though manhattan’s post _was_ pretty funny)
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2000, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-sqrl-going/14043/49 "2000-02-10T23:13:00Z")
Git’cher last suggestions in for Sqrl’s road trip memoirs; I’m gonna start writin’ the adventures of Ed ‘Bullwinkle’ Asner and Rocket J. SqrlCub tomorrow. I’ll probably post the tales of woe and ecstasy Saturday afternoon.
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### Author:  [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2000, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-sqrl-going/14043/50 "2000-02-10T23:22:00Z")
Ed: Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
Sqrl: Errr… that’s not your _hat_…
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JMCJ
This is not a sig.
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### Author:  [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2000, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-sqrl-going/14043/51 "2000-02-11T16:40:00Z")
> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by Arnold Winkelried:
> \*\* Uke, I’ll make you a deal. I go with you to Asnercon, and you come with me to a Star Trek convention. \*\*
Well…okay. But only if I can dress up as Ed Asner dressed up as an alien.
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2000, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-sqrl-going/14043/52 "2000-02-11T16:46:00Z")
Obviously Uke, you mean that costume you wore in Chicago. Giving everyone a rectal probe was the pièce de résistance, though.
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### Author:  [@dcnewsman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dcnewsman)
#### Post date: [February 12, 2000, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-sqrl-going/14043/53 "2000-02-12T23:11:00Z")
Hello, this is Sqrl’s boyfriend…two of you were close. He did go to the Ed Asner convention. Unfortunately, I flew out to surpirse him and found him feltching Ed. Now Sqrl is buried in the back yard instead of just his nuts. :)-
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### Author:  [@Snark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snark)
#### Post date: [February 12, 2000, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-sqrl-going/14043/54 "2000-02-12T23:41:00Z")
Satan wrote:
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> He’s going to Salt Lake City to smack Snark around and make him get back with the program!
Heh! Imagine his surprise when he learns I don’t live in SLC!
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“Are you now or have you ever been a member of a communist dishwashing organization?”
Frank Burns, M_A_S\*H
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### Author:  [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-sqrl-going/14043/55 "2000-02-14T15:12:00Z")
Hey there everyone,
I just got back from Phoenix and saw this thread. Heheheheh. A whole thread devoted to me. I am awaiting my travel journal. 😉
HUGS!
Sqrl
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Dear Fascist Bully Boys,
Give me more money, you bastards.
May the seed of your loins prove fruitful in the belly of your woman.
neil
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### Author:  [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2000, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-sqrl-going/14043/56 "2000-02-15T17:23:00Z")
Popping this back to the top to remind Uncle Beer of his commitment to post Sqrl’s travel diary. (Now that I think about it, it might be intriguing for **Sqrl** to post his **real** travel diary!) 🙂
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2000, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-sqrl-going/14043/57 "2000-02-15T17:41:00Z")
I have a C&P’d mess right now; all I need to do is organize into a series of coherent, or maybe incoherent, events. If I’d quit posting, that’d probably speed things up a bit.
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### Author:  [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2000, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-sqrl-going/14043/58 "2000-02-15T19:41:00Z")
Two words. Ed Asner.
Keith
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You want brilliance BEFORE I’ve had my coffee!!!
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### Author:  [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2000, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-sqrl-going/14043/59 "2000-02-18T14:15:00Z")
It would be highly offensive for me to remind Uncle Beer about his commitment to judge this thread and post his “Squirrel’s travel diary” and I would never do anything like that. 🙂
So I’ll just kick this thread to the top in hopes that seeing its title he’ll remember. 😉
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### Author:  [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2000, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-sqrl-going/14043/60 "2000-02-23T17:14:00Z")
One more reminder.
HUGS!
Sqrl
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