# Where is the best place to pick up "easy" women? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 6, 2005, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627 "2005-02-06T06:26:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Doppleganger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/13edae/32.png) [@Doppleganger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doppleganger)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/1 "2005-02-06T06:26:35Z")
Obviously bars come to mind, but that’s pretty obvious. Are there any places that come to mind that might not be so expected? ---
**Author:** ![Blalron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Blalron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blalron)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/2 "2005-02-06T06:27:32Z")
Abortion clinics? Why else would would they be there unless they like to have sex? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Doppleganger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/13edae/32.png) [@Doppleganger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doppleganger)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/3 "2005-02-06T06:39:19Z")
Yea maybe but its hard to imagine how you would strike up a conversation at an abortion clinic. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/4 "2005-02-06T07:09:25Z")
Acoholics Anonymous… ---
**Author:** ![rorty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@rorty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rorty)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/5 "2005-02-06T07:19:38Z")
College ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/6 "2005-02-06T08:15:11Z")
Easy? No, sorry. :rolleyes: But how about just meeting some _available_ women? 😉 Coffee Houses. Classes in College (or nite school) that are traditionally female dominated (nursing for example). An upscale grocery store- look for a woman without a ring, dressed just a bit too nice for grocery shopping, who is taking her own time. Help her with something on a high shelf. Yoga classes. Ok, there, I gave you some of my best hints & tips. Go for it, guy! ---
**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/7 "2005-02-06T08:23:25Z")
> [@Doppleganger](#): > > Yea maybe but its hard to imagine how you would strike up a conversation at an abortion clinic. I suggest breaking the ice by standing out front with a large sign. That should draw her attention. ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/8 "2005-02-06T08:50:45Z")
Prostitution is legal in Nevada (though not in every county). Doesn’t get any easier than going to a whore house in the next county over from Clark (where Las Vegas is located). Every taxi driver knows how to get to one of those places, although it is a bit of a drive and might cost as much for the taxi as the “easy” women. ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/9 "2005-02-06T08:57:43Z")
> [@Blalron](#): > > Abortion clinics? Why else would would they be there unless they like to have sex? :dubious: Damn! Why is there always someone quicker than I? ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/10 "2005-02-06T09:17:49Z")
> [@Doppleganger](#): > > Yea maybe but its hard to imagine how you would strike up a conversation at an abortion clinic. “Hey baby. Come here often?” ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/11 "2005-02-06T13:04:29Z")
How about the _easy mart?_ ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/12 "2005-02-06T13:54:00Z")
> [@Khadaji](#): > > How about the _easy mart?_ Is that on **Easy** Street? ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/13 "2005-02-06T14:05:30Z")
My house is the red brick one on the left… ---
**Author:** ![aurelian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f4b2a3/32.png) [@aurelian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurelian)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/14 "2005-02-06T16:17:04Z")
Ay, matey, down by the shipping docks. If a man be lookin’ to find some female company, 'ere be a good place. Arrr. ---
**Author:** ![Zulema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/db5fbb/32.png) [@Zulema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zulema)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/15 "2005-02-06T16:29:11Z")
Yahoo chat rooms, look under “Romance”. ---
**Author:** ![DougC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7feea3/32.png) [@DougC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DougC)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/16 "2005-02-06T17:18:12Z")
- - - The county jail on Sunday morning? “…I went up the the counter, and the bail officer says ‘Who you here to pick up?’ I says ‘I dunno yet, lemme see what you got’…” ~. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/17 "2005-02-06T23:30:38Z")
> [@DrDeth](#): > > Coffee Houses. "I came here to drink coffee and write poetry, not to be bothered by men! > [@DrDeth](#): > > Classes in College (or nite school) that are traditionally female dominated (nursing for example). “I came here to learn something, not to be bothered by men!” > [@DrDeth](#): > > An upscale grocery store- look for a woman without a ring, dressed just a bit too nice for grocery shopping, who is taking her own time. Help her with something on a high shelf. “I came here to go grocery shopping, not to be bothered by men!” > [@DrDeth](#): > > Yoga classes. “I came here to work out, not be bothered by men!” Add bookstores (“I came here for my book club, not be bothered by men!”) and churches (“I came here to pray, not be bothered by men!”) to the list. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/18 "2005-02-06T23:34:13Z")
Keep your eyes open for posters advertising the Chippendale Dancers. Write down the date and the venue. Wait outside. ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/19 "2005-02-07T00:27:45Z")
> [@DougC](#): > > - > - > - The county jail on Sunday morning? “…I went up the the counter, and the bail officer says ‘Who you here to pick up?’ I says ‘I dunno yet, lemme see what you got’…” > ~. Brilliant. ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/20 "2005-02-07T00:31:49Z")
So, **elmwood** , how \*you \* doin’? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627.md?page=2)