# Where is the best place to pick up "easy" women? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 6, 2005, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627 "2005-02-06T06:26:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/41 "2005-02-07T19:48:13Z")
> [@mangeorge](#): > > Probably hanging around where there are easy men. > And I think you “abortion clinic” guys suck! You get a :rolleyes: , for sure. > Peace, > mangeorge It was a ‘quote’ from the film Dogma, so don’t be too hard on the dopers who brought it up, it was an intentionally sick idea in the film. It showed what loosers the main characters in the film were (and so reflects on the ‘loserness’ of the OP). ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/42 "2005-02-07T20:10:17Z")
> [@Doppleganger](#): > > Obviously bars come to mind, but that’s pretty obvious. Are there any places that come to mind that might not be so expected? Your mom’s house. ---
**Author:** ![nitroglycerine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@nitroglycerine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nitroglycerine)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/43 "2005-02-07T22:25:33Z")
Soup Kitchens. Hungry poor chicks’ll do _anything_ for a Big Mac. Walk in with a few fries sticking out of your zipper and they’ll follow you out just like the peid piper! ::d&r:: ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/44 "2005-02-07T23:00:53Z")
> [@Doppleganger](#): > > Where is the best place to pick up “easy” women? Aren’t you sorry you asked, now? :rolleyes: Stranger ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/45 "2005-02-07T23:07:48Z")
> [@Doppleganger](#): > > Obviously bars come to mind, but that’s pretty obvious. Are there any places that come to mind that might not be so expected? Since you didn’t specify if they have to be alive, may I suggest grabbing a shovel and…uh…nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![SlowMindThinking](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@SlowMindThinking](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlowMindThinking)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/46 "2005-02-07T23:27:38Z")
> [@elmwood](#): > > "I came here to drink coffee and write poetry, not to be bothered by men! > > “I came here to learn something, not to be bothered by men!” > > “I came here to go grocery shopping, not to be bothered by men!” > > “I came here to work out, not be bothered by men!” > > Add bookstores (“I came here for my book club, not be bothered by men!”) and churches (“I came here to pray, not be bothered by men!”) to the list. So, where do you go to get picked up? ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/47 "2005-02-08T00:48:15Z")
> [@mks57](#): > > Do you have “That’s not funny!” tattooed on your forehead? No. But that’s not a bad idea. ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/48 "2005-02-08T00:59:20Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > It was a ‘quote’ from the film Dogma, so don’t be too hard on the dopers who brought it up, it was an intentionally sick idea in the film. It showed what loosers the main characters in the film were (and so reflects on the ‘loserness’ of the OP). I _know_ that, **B the B** , but it came across in the reply as a chacterization of women who seek abortions as “easy”. I expect there are a lot of folks who haven’t seen the film. The phrase is hardly a quote in common usage. ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/49 "2005-02-08T01:07:29Z")
The [women’s clothing store pick-up](http://mediamogul.seas.upenn.edu/pennsound/authors/365/365-Days-Project-01-15-picking-up-girls-made-easy-the-womens-clothing-store-pick-up.mp3) never fails, I swear. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/50 "2005-02-08T02:00:07Z")
> [@SlowMindThinking](#): > > So, where do you go to get picked up? Yikes! Never thought my gender would be in question on the SDMB, but I should have made it clearer in the post that those are the gist of responses I’ve gotten from WOMEN when I’ve tried to socialize with them in those settings. I’m a guy. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/51 "2005-02-08T14:53:57Z")
> [@Priceguy](#): > > Damn! Why is there always someone quicker than I? This automatically became a DOGMA fan club! ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/52 "2005-02-08T14:59:25Z")
Um…I’ve \*had \* an abortion, and I thought the abortion line was pretty funny. I understood right away it was as over-the-top-as the OP was. Maybe I just have a sick sense of humor. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/53 "2005-02-08T18:31:57Z")
Me too,\*\* Anaamika\*\*. Though I’m kicking myself for not getting the reference! ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/54 "2005-02-08T19:04:44Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > It was a ‘quote’ from the film Dogma, so don’t be too hard on the dopers who brought it up, it was an intentionally sick idea in the film. It showed what loosers the main characters in the film were (and so reflects on the ‘loserness’ of the OP). A lot of people have no sense of humor. It’s really that simple. Uh, lots of “easy” people around last call at your local dive bar. Too bad you don’t live in Indy or I’d direct you to the Alley Cat. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/55 "2005-02-08T20:10:14Z")
> [@elmwood](#): > > … those are the gist of responses I’ve gotten from WOMEN when I’ve tried to socialize with them in those settings. I’m a guy. > [@DrDeth](#): > > Classes in College (or nite school) that are traditionally female dominated (nursing for example). > [@elmwood](#): > > “I came here to learn something, not to be bothered by men!” You need a better pickup line. “So, you’re a Lit major? What a coincidence…I could use some help with my Longfellow.” ---
**Author:** ![Typically\_Sunday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Typically\_Sunday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typically_Sunday)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/56 "2005-02-08T23:17:47Z")
> [@trunk](#): > > Your mom’s house. Damn, beat me to it. :o ---
**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/57 "2005-02-08T23:37:39Z")
> [@elmwood](#): > > Add … churches (“I came here to pray, not be bothered by men!”) to the list. Awww, Bullshit. I’m a churchgoing guy, and I can tell you there’s no easier women to be found in all the world. Especially in Catholic churches; looking at a half-naked guy hanging up there gets 'em all worked up. After all, where else but Church and porn videos do women stand in line just waiting to get on their knees and open their mouths? ducks and runs very, very fast… ---
**Author:** ![Scarface\_Z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Scarface\_Z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarface_Z)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/58 "2005-02-08T23:54:34Z")
Oh this is easy, the intensive care ward of the hospital. after looking at mangled bodies and fourth degree burns all day, those nurses will think you don’t look so bad… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/59 "2005-02-09T00:08:32Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Um…I’ve \*had \* an abortion, and I thought the abortion line was pretty funny. > > I understood right away it was as over-the-top-as the OP was. > > Maybe I just have a sick sense of humor. I’ve never had an abortion, and I didn’t think it was funny. I don’t get the connection. And I _do_ have a pretty sick sense of humor. I think “What do you call a guy” jokes are very funny. ---
**Author:** ![justwannano](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ab992/32.png) [@justwannano](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justwannano)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627/60 "2005-02-09T00:22:03Z")
Well apparently public school Jr high school teachers are mighty easy. Sorry I can’t find a link but Cnn reports that another beautiful jr high school teacher has been charged with a sex crime with one of her students. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-best-place-to-pick-up-easy-women/288627.md?page=4)