# Where is the biggest concentration of idiots on the internet?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 1, 2007, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-biggest-concentration-of-idiots-on-the-internet/413982 "2007-08-01T15:18:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-biggest-concentration-of-idiots-on-the-internet/413982/41 "2007-08-02T02:18:24Z")

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Back in the days before I discovered message boards, I used to frequent Yahoo chat rooms. Those had a shitty signal to noise ratio back in about 1999, and it got worse over the next couple of years. But I persevered. I checked them out a few months ago, and it was jaw-dropping. I’m not sure what language they’re even speaking in there. It’s not even 1337zors. It’s just monkey chatter. So Yahoo has my vote.

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**Author:** ![Wee\_Bairn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90db22/32.png) [@Wee\_Bairn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Bairn)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-biggest-concentration-of-idiots-on-the-internet/413982/42 "2007-08-02T02:28:19Z")

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IDMB, especially on the page of any recent hit film- Pulp Fiction Sucks. No you suck! Fuck you, Tarantino sucks. and on and on.

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**Author:** ![Secret\_Volcano\_Lair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Secret\_Volcano\_Lair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Secret_Volcano_Lair)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-biggest-concentration-of-idiots-on-the-internet/413982/43 "2007-08-02T04:28:20Z")

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Another vote for Youtube. It’s amazing that stupid comments show up on videos you’d never expect it with. I think Youtube should have some kind of option in your profile where you can hide all comments, just so you don’t have to look at that shit.

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**Author:** ![some\_white\_dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@some\_white\_dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/some_white_dude)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-biggest-concentration-of-idiots-on-the-internet/413982/44 "2007-08-02T04:46:47Z")

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What’s that one white supremacist board? I’ve seen it mentioned on here before. Anyway, that’s my nomination.

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**Author:** ![BaneSidhe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c5a1d2/32.png) [@BaneSidhe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BaneSidhe)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-biggest-concentration-of-idiots-on-the-internet/413982/45 "2007-08-02T05:04:41Z")

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Tie–Metal Sludge w/the Def Leppard OS board. Sheesh.

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-biggest-concentration-of-idiots-on-the-internet/413982/46 "2007-08-02T05:19:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Dunawake]  
It’s also the origin of lolcats and the “ORLY” bird. Their stupidity reaches all corners of globe, and that frightens me very, very much.  
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So that’s where [this comment](http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0069.html) came from.

Ignorance fought.

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**Author:** ![mr.jp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@mr.jp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mr.jp)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-biggest-concentration-of-idiots-on-the-internet/413982/47 "2007-08-02T09:14:16Z")

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[QUOTE=VCO3]  
Youtube is bad, IMDB is hilariously bad, the Gamefaqs boards are pretty awful, but **nothing** can touch 4chan. To echo what others said, it’s like some sort of weird morlock land of the internet, just a complete mental asylum of stupidity. I don’t even understand why anyone uses it, and I can’t comprehend the majority of it; it’s like internet stupidity turned into _Finnegan’s Wake_.  
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Well said.

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**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-biggest-concentration-of-idiots-on-the-internet/413982/48 "2007-08-02T09:37:19Z")

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Wow. I’d never heard of 4chan, so I googled it and checked it out.

Why do people spend time there? Especially the /b/ thing? Don’t they realize they’re going to die someday and they only get ONE August 2, 2007? Is this the best way they know of to use that day? It plunges me into existential despair.

Also, I saw a picture of a prolapsed rectum.

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**Author:** ![Shamozzle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shamozzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shamozzle)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-biggest-concentration-of-idiots-on-the-internet/413982/49 "2007-08-02T10:15:10Z")

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[QUOTE=jackelope]  
Wow. I’d never heard of 4chan, so I googled it and checked it out.

Why do people spend time there? Especially the /b/ thing? Don’t they realize they’re going to die someday and they only get ONE August 2, 2007? Is this the best way they know of to use that day? It plunges me into existential despair.

Also, I saw a picture of a prolapsed rectum.  
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Good Christ.  
I don’t even want to know.

We are going to need a young priest and an old priest.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-biggest-concentration-of-idiots-on-the-internet/413982/50 "2007-08-02T10:51:37Z")

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The Talkback on _Aint It Cool News_ is full of ignorant, juvenile crap. Makes me want to knock their heads together.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-biggest-concentration-of-idiots-on-the-internet/413982/51 "2007-08-02T11:18:09Z")

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This question remains under discussion??!! C’mon, people!!

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End of story. Glad I could help.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-biggest-concentration-of-idiots-on-the-internet/413982/52 "2007-08-02T11:19:39Z")

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Durrrr.

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**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-biggest-concentration-of-idiots-on-the-internet/413982/53 "2007-08-02T12:47:29Z")

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[QUOTE=ZipperJJ]  
Isn’t there a section on Fark or someplace where they snark on really unbelievable forums? I remember reading a couple (both of them teen-oriented forums) and coming away feeling very hopeless for the future of humanity.  
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You’re probably thinking of [The Weekend Web](http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/index.php) section on Something Awful. And yeah, they’ve dredged up some doozies. The saddest part is that they’ve been spotlighting between one and three moronic message boards every week for the past _four years_, and that well never seems to run dry.

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**Author:** ![Shalmanese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shalmanese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shalmanese)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-biggest-concentration-of-idiots-on-the-internet/413982/54 "2007-08-02T12:48:38Z")

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People, YouTube is _average_. It’s the utterly average cross section of the population. Take a deep look because this is what average looks like. Marvel at how insulated you’ve managed to be from all this in your intellectual high castles. This is what the internet democracy promises. if you want to plumb the depths of true stupidity, you have to head to 4chan or one of the other sites mentioned above.

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**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-biggest-concentration-of-idiots-on-the-internet/413982/55 "2007-08-02T13:26:15Z")

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[QUOTE=TheLoadedDog]  
Back in the days before I discovered message boards, I used to frequent Yahoo chat rooms. Those had a shitty signal to noise ratio back in about 1999, and it got worse over the next couple of years. But I persevered. I checked them out a few months ago, and it was jaw-dropping. I’m not sure what language they’re even speaking in there. It’s not even 1337zors. It’s just monkey chatter. So Yahoo has my vote.  
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Last time I looked in, a year or so ago, it was 95% spambots posting links to dubious dating and webcam sites. The bots would enter in twos and threes and have fixed conversations with each other, casually dropping in links to said sites. Occasionally some deluded individual would drop by and try to pick up **hot\_coed\_teen\_86** , but otherwise, no human content at all as far as I could tell.

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-biggest-concentration-of-idiots-on-the-internet/413982/56 "2007-08-02T13:28:34Z")

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[QUOTE=Colophon]  
Last time I looked in, a year or so ago, it was 95% spambots posting links to dubious dating and webcam sites. The bots would enter in twos and threes and have fixed conversations with each other, casually dropping in links to said sites. Occasionally some deluded individual would drop by and try to pick up **hot\_coed\_teen\_86** , but otherwise, no human content at all as far as I could tell.  
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I find this very disturbing for some reason. From here, it’s a slippery slope to SkyNet or the Matrix. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-biggest-concentration-of-idiots-on-the-internet/413982/57 "2007-08-02T13:44:19Z")

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FreeRepublic. No, they’re not teenage yuo=fag0t-ing zitbrains. They’re responsible adults spouting bloody-minded reactionary vomitus and high-fiving one another for it.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-biggest-concentration-of-idiots-on-the-internet/413982/58 "2007-08-02T14:56:52Z")

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[QUOTE=Yllaria]  
So that’s where [this comment](http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0069.html) came from.

Ignorance fought.  
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It might be a bit clearer what you’re referencing if you link to the first appearance of the [orlies](http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0009.html) (though I gather that some of you may prefer to see them in [this context](http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0012.html)).

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-biggest-concentration-of-idiots-on-the-internet/413982/59 "2007-08-02T16:06:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Beware of Doug]  
FreeRepublic. No, they’re not teenage yuo=fag0t-ing zitbrains. They’re responsible adults spouting bloody-minded reactionary vomitus and high-fiving one another for it.  
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True. To be fair, there are nut sites on the other side (the 9-11 Forum on Democratic Underground, full of morons who think that “Occam’s Razor” is the brand of box cutter wielded by the hijackers\*, springs to mind).

\*Except, of course, that there really were no hijackers, and it was all a CIA/Bush/Skull&Bones/Bilderburger/Illuminati setup.

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**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-biggest-concentration-of-idiots-on-the-internet/413982/60 "2007-08-02T16:38:19Z")

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I’m going to have to give Yahoo! Financial Message Boards a plug here. On a series of boards theoretically designated to discusssing a particular Stock symbol, the level of hatred, vengance, stupidity, raw ignorance, and concentrated venomous ignorance is astonishing.

Probably doesn’t rank with 4chan in raw vitriol, but on the Yahoo! boards, those people are supposedly stock-purchasing investors. Your finances are expsed to crap-flingers of that caliber?! It’s astonishing that _every_ year _hasn’t_ been 1929.

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