# Where is the "cat goes facehugger on woman" thread?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 17, 2013, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-cat-goes-facehugger-on-woman-thread/676566 "2013-12-17T16:18:56Z")\
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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-cat-goes-facehugger-on-woman-thread/676566/21 "2013-12-17T23:53:35Z")

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Cats are the reason civilized people have shotguns.

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**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-cat-goes-facehugger-on-woman-thread/676566/22 "2013-12-18T00:09:05Z")

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it’s funny cause both people with guns and cats are alike. one is armed with weapons with which to defend themselves and ward off would be attackers or simply just people they don’t like … and the other is the cat.

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-cat-goes-facehugger-on-woman-thread/676566/23 "2013-12-18T03:12:22Z")

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Melvin, Michigan resident Maxx says all she was trying to do was protect her mother’s dog.

This summer she had taken in a stray cat, whom she named ‘Buddy.’

On November 30, ‘Buddy’ attempted to attack the dog and that’s when Maxx tried to shoo him away.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-cat-goes-facehugger-on-woman-thread/676566/24 "2013-12-18T07:14:33Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> Melvin, Michigan resident Maxx says all she was trying to do was protect her mother’s dog.
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> This summer she had taken in a stray cat, whom she named ‘Buddy.’
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> On November 30, ‘Buddy’ attempted to attack the dog and that’s when Maxx tried to shoo him away.
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> [FOX 2 Detroit](http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/24221193/viewer-video-horrible-cat-attack)

Nobody puts Buddy in a corner.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-cat-goes-facehugger-on-woman-thread/676566/25 "2013-12-18T08:20:43Z")

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“But he attacked her dog?”  
“No, Buddy would never do that.”

[sub]I don’t think I’ll ever get over Macho Grande[/sub]

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**Author:** ![madrabbitwoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@madrabbitwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madrabbitwoman)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-cat-goes-facehugger-on-woman-thread/676566/26 "2013-12-18T09:55:00Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> Remove the cats head and check the brain.
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> It’s the only way to be sure.

I understand that is exactly what they did.

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**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-cat-goes-facehugger-on-woman-thread/676566/27 "2013-12-18T12:20:38Z")

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I’m sure kitty gave her several warnings to quit with the kicking. She chose to ignore them. Hard to sympathize with that.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-cat-goes-facehugger-on-woman-thread/676566/28 "2013-12-18T14:07:23Z")

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Bet its the last time that lady puts shredded comic books in the litter box!

[Kitteh] "Charles Atlas, huh?\* _purr-purr-purr_ [/Kitteh]

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-cat-goes-facehugger-on-woman-thread/676566/29 "2013-12-18T15:09:05Z")

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> [@madrabbitwoman](#):
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> I understand that is exactly what they did.

Yeah, I knew that was coming. Been down that road before. Anytime an unknown cat (as in, has it had rabies vaccine or not) attacks somebody, they remove the head.

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-cat-goes-facehugger-on-woman-thread/676566/30 "2013-12-18T16:28:41Z")

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Poor Buddy

you will be remembered.

and turned into an animated gif

and a meme

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