# Where is the Jeff Olsen becomes Lute Skywalker thread? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 22, 2004, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-jeff-olsen-becomes-lute-skywalker-thread/265429 "2004-09-22T02:31:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-jeff-olsen-becomes-lute-skywalker-thread/265429/1 "2004-09-22T02:31:37Z")
Oh. Here it is. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-jeff-olsen-becomes-lute-skywalker-thread/265429/2 "2004-09-22T02:47:25Z")
Say what now? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-jeff-olsen-becomes-lute-skywalker-thread/265429/3 "2004-09-22T02:51:31Z")
Sorry. It’s **Lute Skywatcher** , not skywalker. :smack: Anyways, **Jeff** apparantly finally got his name change. Congrats! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-jeff-olsen-becomes-lute-skywalker-thread/265429/4 "2004-09-22T03:44:01Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Sorry. It’s **Lute Skywatcher** , not skywalker. :smack: Hmmm…that was not the typo I was looking for. ---
**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-jeff-olsen-becomes-lute-skywalker-thread/265429/5 "2004-09-22T04:56:09Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Hmmm…that was not the typo I was looking for. Move along, move along. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-jeff-olsen-becomes-lute-skywalker-thread/265429/6 "2004-09-22T05:17:12Z")
I was wondering who the hell **Lute Skywhatchlkermeister** with 10,000 posts was… ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-jeff-olsen-becomes-lute-skywalker-thread/265429/7 "2004-09-22T16:58:33Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Sorry. It’s **Lute Skywatcher** , not skywalker. :smack: > Anyways, **Jeff** apparantly finally got his name change. Congrats! Hi there! 😃 at **Hal** , **Leesha** , and **Ilsa**. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-jeff-olsen-becomes-lute-skywalker-thread/265429/8 "2004-09-22T17:13:31Z")
_Fluke, fluke!_ ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-jeff-olsen-becomes-lute-skywalker-thread/265429/9 "2004-09-22T17:25:12Z")
Impressive, young **Lute**. Most impressive. **Oboe-wan** has taught you well… ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-jeff-olsen-becomes-lute-skywalker-thread/265429/10 "2004-09-22T17:51:48Z")
More puns! Throw more puns! :looks around: Now what did I do with my brandy? ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-jeff-olsen-becomes-lute-skywalker-thread/265429/11 "2004-09-22T18:09:59Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > More puns! Throw more puns! > > :looks around: > > Now what did I do with my brandy? Hmph! Puns. Brandy. A Jedi craves not these things. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-jeff-olsen-becomes-lute-skywalker-thread/265429/12 "2004-09-22T18:33:02Z")
::hits **Kilt-wearin’ man** with a pear-shaped stringed instrument:: ---
**Author:** ![Jurph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/50afbb/32.png) [@Jurph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurph)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-jeff-olsen-becomes-lute-skywalker-thread/265429/13 "2004-09-22T19:51:05Z")
You’re not lute! You’re a filthy lyre. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-jeff-olsen-becomes-lute-skywalker-thread/265429/14 "2004-09-22T19:53:52Z")
> [@Kilt-wearin' man](#): > > Hmph! Puns. Brandy. A Jedi craves not these things. Brandy was a fine girl. What a good wife she would be! ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-jeff-olsen-becomes-lute-skywalker-thread/265429/15 "2004-09-27T02:07:23Z")
I don’t see Jeff anywhere here, just a Lute. That’s no Lute… That’s a Mandolin! ---
**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-jeff-olsen-becomes-lute-skywalker-thread/265429/16 "2004-09-27T22:34:01Z")
Is that a lute in your pocket or are you jeff happy to see us? \*Slinks out of thread, closing door quietly behind her, hoping no one notices her rather lame attempt at pun/play on words. \* ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-jeff-olsen-becomes-lute-skywalker-thread/265429/17 "2004-09-28T09:09:18Z")
> [@Q.E.D.](#): > > Impressive, young **Lute**. Most impressive. **Oboe-wan** has taught you well… You asshole! I’m trying not to wake my girlfriend up and I just choked on air when I read that :D. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-jeff-olsen-becomes-lute-skywalker-thread/265429/18 "2004-09-28T16:55:13Z")
Lute just recently discovered he has a sister named **Ukuleila**.