# Where is the \*original\* Google Talk.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-original-google-talk/468572>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [October 18, 2008, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-original-google-talk/468572 "2008-10-18T22:10:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-original-google-talk/468572/21 "2008-10-21T03:18:55Z")

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Barack Obama hides under the New York Law Journal lighthouse.

You heard it here first.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-original-google-talk/468572/22 "2008-10-21T20:24:25Z")

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Ooh! Try it with some opening lines. Here’s a classic:  
it was a dark and stormy night the rain fell in torrents from the ice cap as indicated in the plan the original plan was to audition for so you think you can dr norman vincent peale with his wife ruth and son jack eamon

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**Author:** ![Arglefraster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3bc359/32.png) [@Arglefraster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arglefraster)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-original-google-talk/468572/23 "2008-10-24T19:30:20Z")

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Arglefraster is what they say

Mine’s boring. ☹

This is what I got for my dog though:

Zoe is a lesbian ewwwwwwwwww posted

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-original-google-talk/468572/24 "2008-10-24T19:39:30Z")

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> [@Arglefraster](#):
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> Arglefraster is what they say
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> Mine’s boring. ☹
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> This is what I got for my dog though:
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> Zoe is a lesbian ewwwwwwwwww posted

For cat 1 - Katie…

**katie** couric born january  
For cat 2 - Freddie…

**freddie** prinze june

For Tony Blair…

**tony blair** has strengthened downing street and maybe just maybe a  
… a what? … A WHAT??!

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2008, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-original-google-talk/468572/25 "2008-10-25T01:41:47Z")

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“ **the next president of the united states will be** ready to play vs fresno senior”

I’m guessing it’s Obama, then. McCain doesn’t seem like the sporting type.

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**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2008, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-original-google-talk/468572/26 "2008-10-25T02:54:30Z")

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Let’s see how it is at telling jokes.

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> **yo momma** atlanta page find episode guides cast bio and watch videos of bonus moves

Oooh, burn!

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> **knock knock whos there** orange orange who orange you glad i checked the box already

Well, it’s a new twist at least…more amusing (in a surreal way) than the original, IMO.

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> **a priest and a rabbi** are riding in a car or a truck and i ride a small sx trail which he rips all over

Sounds dirty.

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2008, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-original-google-talk/468572/27 "2008-10-25T03:20:17Z")

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**bacon salt** a new type of university writing course middot

**kevin bacon** as sutton noted this is the new shit ringtone create

**kryptonite** is said to be

\*\*little red riding hood \*\*is a fairy tale anyway and to bootwhat

**naughty bits** its prior release minnesota cuke hinted at this companys

**og smash** finally

\*\*wifom \*\*stand for definition

**swim with the fishies** for a little bit of mambo prices

\*\*wheres the beef \*\* jump

\*\*the headless horseman \*\* pursuing ichabod crane

\*\*all shall love me and despair \*\* originally

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2008, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-original-google-talk/468572/28 "2008-10-25T15:52:17Z")

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“ **who controls the british crown** who had been appealing for months for decisive action”

We do! Um…we did?

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2008, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-original-google-talk/468572/29 "2008-10-26T23:32:51Z")

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**I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe** dem

**this is the last voice you will ever hear** no doubt do

**enjoy coca cola** (nothing)

**never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few** email

:dubious:

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**Author:** ![MrK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@MrK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrK)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-original-google-talk/468572/30 "2008-10-27T00:23:41Z")

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**commies are** coming the commies are coming is unintentionally one of the most alarming findings in our study and the preponderance of env splice variants in multiple human cns and peripheral nervous system the central nervous system are mediated by go instead of gi and subsequently immunostained after fixation and permeabilization for ihc and icc tips

Commies are obviously more interested in the sciences.

**wingnuts are** absolutely losing it submitted

Well, duh.

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