# Where my Anthem(0) homies at?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-my-anthem-0-homies-at/641258>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 17, 2012, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-my-anthem-0-homies-at/641258 "2012-11-17T00:21:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-my-anthem-0-homies-at/641258/41 "2012-11-21T03:12:57Z")

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> [@trabajabamos](#):
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> **Anthem** is impenetrably fucking stupid. And a liar. And possibly out of his damn mind. That, or he’s a shockingly persistent troll.
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> Fuck that guy.
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> …that felt nice.

Heh! Context is everything! I vote “out of his mind.” I think he actually believes what he’s saying. If he were a troll, he’d do a better job of avoiding self-contradiction.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-my-anthem-0-homies-at/641258/42 "2012-11-21T03:22:06Z")

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> [@trabajabamos](#):
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> **Anthem** is impenetrably fucking stupid. And a liar. And possibly out of his damn mind. That, or he’s a shockingly persistent troll.
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> Fuck that guy.
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> …that felt nice.

Interestingly enough, he not only has a November 2012 join date and a intriguingly-formed user name, that thread he started is the only one he’s posted in.

I’m voting for “shockingly persistent troll.”

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-my-anthem-0-homies-at/641258/43 "2012-11-21T03:32:06Z")

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I can’t imagine he’s a troll. What troll would put that much effort into it? It would be so much easier to throw our some racist shit to get everyone’s attention. This seems like WAY too much effort to go through. I honestly believe he’s a combination of delusional and just plain stupid.

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**Author:** ![MDKSquared](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9e5f3/32.png) [@MDKSquared](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MDKSquared)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-my-anthem-0-homies-at/641258/44 "2012-11-21T03:33:04Z")

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If he’s a troll, he’s sure wasting a lot of time typing up epic assloads of text.

You’d think a master troll would be able to rustle one’s jimmies with a few carefully selected sentences. I think Hanlon’s Razor is applicable here.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Colossus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.colossus/32/9423_2.png) [@Dr.Colossus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Colossus)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-my-anthem-0-homies-at/641258/45 "2012-11-21T03:36:49Z")

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i really struggle to see him as anything but a troll.

for one thing, he’s savvy. i don’t mean in his theory, i mean in just how he’s managing this. he masterfully dodges real criticism and direct questions that may derail his game. he even tries to fold back in the portions that have collapsed on him–that is contradictions, when pointed out, become “_you’re proving my point for me_!”

he’s not dumb. what he’s saying is \*clearly \*dumb, but he has enough working knowledge to talk over a lot of people’s heads.

i knew people like him on the paranormalists forum. they were clearly smart, learned, and had enough knowledge to talk big talks, which made their crazy bullshit sound pretty “scientific” to the dumber folk. but in the end, they just wanted to “have figured something special” out.

i can’t tell if he’s crazy, really believes his bullshit, or is just getting everyone’s goat.

it’s been interesting to watch unfold, but i don’t see that the conversation will \*ever \*end. he is disliked enough to get banned soon, i think…other than that, i see this going on forever.

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**Author:** ![trabajabamos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/47e85d/32.png) [@trabajabamos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trabajabamos)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-my-anthem-0-homies-at/641258/46 "2012-11-21T03:40:16Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> Interestingly enough, he not only has a November 2012 join date and a intriguingly-formed user name, that thread he started is the only one he’s posted in.
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> I’m voting for “shockingly persistent troll.”

I’d be inclined to agree with you were it not for his (apparently) pathological devotion to his “theory” and the fact that he initially set out to peddle this stuff on several different forums.

That said, if he is a troll, he’s a real prick and a credit to his art.

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**Author:** ![MDKSquared](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9e5f3/32.png) [@MDKSquared](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MDKSquared)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-my-anthem-0-homies-at/641258/47 "2012-11-21T15:52:37Z")

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It’s sometimes a tough call to make when the trolls are so indistinguishable from the real thing.

In college, you’d occasionally get a couple nuts in philosophy class who were just like Anthem. They get drawn to these unfalsifiable theories, not understanding why unfalsifiable theories are worthless, and then use their foggy misunderstanding of math/physics to justify it to themselves. Feeling clever, they just berate the everloving shit out of anyone who questions them and ignore most of the crucial counterpoints.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-my-anthem-0-homies-at/641258/48 "2012-11-21T16:13:55Z")

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It reminds me of when I was about six, and reading voraciously about dinosaurs. Back then, all the books stated that we had no idea why the dinosaurs died out. I figured it out one day. Obviously, all of the plant-eaters ate all the plants and died because they had no food. And then all the meat-eaters died because they had to plant-eaters to eat. It was so OBVIOUS to me.

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**Author:** ![MDKSquared](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9e5f3/32.png) [@MDKSquared](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MDKSquared)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-my-anthem-0-homies-at/641258/49 "2012-11-21T16:43:22Z")

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[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15721683&postcount=572](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15721683&postcount=572)

Yeah, posts like these… if he’s trolling, he’s putting way too much effort into it. Which, hey, if it works, it works, but if your goal is to troll, you don’t need to go to all this trouble.

Sorry but I think he’s being sincere. I base this off the effort of his posts and the fact that I know people like this exist in real life.

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-my-anthem-0-homies-at/641258/50 "2012-11-21T18:20:31Z")

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> [@Smeghead](#):
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> It reminds me of when I was about six, and reading voraciously about dinosaurs. Back then, all the books stated that we had no idea why the dinosaurs died out. I figured it out one day. Obviously, all of the plant-eaters ate all the plants and died because they had no food. And then all the meat-eaters died because they had to plant-eaters to eat. It was so OBVIOUS to me.

But at least that’s plausible. His stuff is just nonsense, wrapped in misunderstanding, tied up tight in lunacy.

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**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-my-anthem-0-homies-at/641258/51 "2012-11-21T22:55:17Z")

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I just posted this over there, but I wanted to repeat it here with the appropriate notes:

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**pancakes3** said, “The reason anyone sees light is solely because of the electrons.”

> [@Calling all Great Minds: The Theory of Everything](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-great-minds-the-theory-of-everything/640862/573):
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> . . . And how can you simultaneously make a post about how we can SEE electrons then accuse me of not having taken a freshman course in physics? . . .

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This guy is one of the most dishonest pricks I’ve ever known. His straw-man attacks, distortions, fallacies, and other offenses make Duane Gish seem like a straight arrow in contrast.

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-my-anthem-0-homies-at/641258/52 "2012-11-21T23:04:38Z")

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You want your head to explode?

**James52637** is fucking [DEFENDING](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15721684&postcount=573) him!

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**Author:** ![dimmy\_derko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@dimmy\_derko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dimmy_derko)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-my-anthem-0-homies-at/641258/53 "2012-11-21T23:13:09Z")

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I’ll defend his right not to be badgered by pompous fuckwits, too.

I haven’t got a clue about the veracity of everything he’s saying, but the way some pricks are jumping down his throat as if he’s their peforming monkey who they expect to dance at their slightest whim, while banging on about how he can’t really know what he’s on about because nobody with authority they recognise supports him, is annoying as fuck.

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-my-anthem-0-homies-at/641258/54 "2012-11-21T23:41:34Z")

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> [@dimmy\_derko](#):
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> I’ll defend his right not to be badgered by pompous fuckwits, too.
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> I haven’t got a clue about the veracity of everything he’s saying, but the way some pricks are jumping down his throat as if he’s their peforming monkey who they expect to dance at their slightest whim, while banging on about how he can’t really know what he’s on about because nobody with authority they recognise supports him, is annoying as fuck.

It’s called Great Debates. If he posts there he is expected to defend is position.  
It’s the whole FUCKING POINT of the God damn forum!

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**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-my-anthem-0-homies-at/641258/55 "2012-11-21T23:47:42Z")

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> [@dimmy\_derko](#):
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> I’ll defend his right not to be badgered by pompous fuckwits, too.

That’s what the pit is for.

> [@](#):
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> I haven’t got a clue about the veracity of everything he’s saying . . .

Obviously so. Come back when you find, borrow, steal, or rent a clue.

> [@](#):
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> . . . as if he’s their peforming monkey who they expect to dance at their slightest whim, while banging on about how he can’t really know what he’s on about because nobody with authority they recognise supports him, is annoying as fuck.

We’d like him to behave in an honest fashion, speak coherently, explain his reasoning, and put his ideas into a context that does not contradict everything known about physics, chemistry, astronomy, and mathematics.

He is a combination of moron, troll, liar, and crackpot. Heavy on the crackpot.

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**Author:** ![dimmy\_derko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@dimmy\_derko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dimmy_derko)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2012, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-my-anthem-0-homies-at/641258/56 "2012-11-22T00:03:59Z")

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I may not have a clue about advanced mathematical stuff, but I know a pompous fuckwit when I see one.

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**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2012, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-my-anthem-0-homies-at/641258/57 "2012-11-22T00:19:22Z")

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If you don’t think that **Anthem (0)** is a pompous fuckwit, then, no, you do not.

(If you do…then the principle is neither demonstrated nor falsified.)

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2012, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-my-anthem-0-homies-at/641258/58 "2012-11-22T00:21:50Z")

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> [@dimmy\_derko](#):
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> I may not have a clue about advanced mathematical stuff, but I know a pompous fuckwit when I see one.

You do realize what a debate is, right?  
On second thought, let me just go and add that to the list of things you clearly don’t have a clue about.

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**Author:** ![pancakes3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ba9def/32.png) [@pancakes3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pancakes3)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2012, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-my-anthem-0-homies-at/641258/59 "2012-11-22T04:12:34Z")

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> [@dimmy\_derko](#):
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> I may not have a clue about advanced mathematical stuff, but I know a pompous fuckwit when I see one.

It might seem like the board is ganging up on him because he’s new, but it’s 99% because he’s a crackpot. He’s so far in the wrong it’s like he’s arguing that the holocaust never happened. It doesn’t take a higher degree in European History to know that the holocaust did happen and it shouldn’t take a working knowledge of advanced math to know that a theory that states an inversion of physics/reality at the asteroid belt (and now adapted to state that inversion happens at the atmosphere’s edge) is total and utter bunk.

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**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2012, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-my-anthem-0-homies-at/641258/60 "2012-11-22T06:43:15Z")

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Hell, Holocaust Deniers are comfortably rational compared to this bozo! At least everyone can pretty much comprehend what they’re trying to claim!

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