# Where oh where did my "lost" day go? Bad, bad, bad

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-oh-where-did-my-lost-day-go-bad-bad-bad/961794>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 27, 2022, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-oh-where-did-my-lost-day-go-bad-bad-bad/961794 "2022-03-27T17:21:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2022, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-oh-where-did-my-lost-day-go-bad-bad-bad/961794/1 "2022-03-27T17:21:07Z")

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I missed a whole day.

I have a vague feeling it was an out of body phenomenon.

Did you, collectively or alone, abscond with my…eh, ho-hum …boring Tuesday.

I’m really glad I figured this out. Or else my days on earth would be shortened by one day each week. That’s alot.

Or …is the universe just funnin’ me?

I feel it picks on me occasionally. I wish I knew where to send a sternly worded letter. Possibly my Lawyer Licky-lips can send it.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2022, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-oh-where-did-my-lost-day-go-bad-bad-bad/961794/2 "2022-03-27T20:46:00Z")

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_It’s another Thomasina Tuesday_  
_Slippin slowly 'cross the page_  
_They said good day_  
_She was just a Crusty Old Gran_  
_Workin’ on a dream she planned to try_  
_The days go by_

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2022, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-oh-where-did-my-lost-day-go-bad-bad-bad/961794/3 "2022-03-28T02:34:01Z")

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I think this thread is invisible. Did I post or not?

Hey! maybe it’s in a thread warp black hole thingy?

I just don’t know.

I know one thing…

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2022, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-oh-where-did-my-lost-day-go-bad-bad-bad/961794/4 "2022-03-28T02:34:19Z")

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One thing, for sure…

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2022, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-oh-where-did-my-lost-day-go-bad-bad-bad/961794/5 "2022-03-28T02:35:10Z")

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Oh, wait. I can’t tell all of you. It would betray a confidence…

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2022, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-oh-where-did-my-lost-day-go-bad-bad-bad/961794/6 "2022-03-28T02:35:57Z")

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It was me, I confess. 😃

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2022, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-oh-where-did-my-lost-day-go-bad-bad-bad/961794/7 "2022-03-28T02:35:57Z")

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Ummm? Maybe I’ll tell about the ‘Caretaker’ one day

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2022, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-oh-where-did-my-lost-day-go-bad-bad-bad/961794/8 "2022-03-28T02:36:22Z")

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Aww. That’s what I like to hear

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2022, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-oh-where-did-my-lost-day-go-bad-bad-bad/961794/9 "2022-03-28T04:07:14Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> I think this thread is invisible.

It’s Sunday. You don’t get replies until Monday, when everybody goes to work and pretends like they are working but really they surf the Dope and search out _“The New Messed-up Adventures of Beckywreck”._

You’ve been here years. I thought you knew that by now?

I’m a bum. That’s why I was first.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2022, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-oh-where-did-my-lost-day-go-bad-bad-bad/961794/10 "2022-03-28T05:30:55Z")

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I need a caretaker to guide me thru the maze of the Dope, it seems.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2022, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-oh-where-did-my-lost-day-go-bad-bad-bad/961794/11 "2022-03-28T06:30:38Z")

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I once stayed awake for 36 hours. Since it isn’t “tomorrow” until I go to bed, I’ve been consistently a day off ever since. I tell ya it’s annoying.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2022, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-oh-where-did-my-lost-day-go-bad-bad-bad/961794/12 "2022-03-28T06:45:09Z")

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That made me laugh 😂

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2022, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-oh-where-did-my-lost-day-go-bad-bad-bad/961794/13 "2022-03-28T06:47:16Z")

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My work here is done.

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-oh-where-did-my-lost-day-go-bad-bad-bad/961794/14 "2022-04-04T17:11:39Z")

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Why am I only seeing this now? Was it in some sort of time warp?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-oh-where-did-my-lost-day-go-bad-bad-bad/961794/15 "2022-04-04T19:00:24Z")

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It happens to my threads occasionally. It’s some magic woo.

I wish my most embarrassing theads would leave on the next bus outta town …

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-oh-where-did-my-lost-day-go-bad-bad-bad/961794/16 "2022-04-04T23:46:45Z")

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Did you not read my last post? 😠

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-oh-where-did-my-lost-day-go-bad-bad-bad/961794/17 "2022-04-05T00:16:25Z")

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I did. Apparently you left something unattended.

Abra Kadabra: it’s back.

You did make me laugh, tho’
