# Where TF is my wallet?

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**Created:** [January 13, 2023, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-tf-is-my-wallet/978153 "2023-01-13T03:17:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2023, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-tf-is-my-wallet/978153/31 "2023-01-13T16:13:04Z")

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Your wallet is probably nestled next to @Beckdawrek 's tv remote and @Leaffan 's glasses:

> [@Okay, which one of you jokers snuck in my house and stole my TV remote?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-which-one-of-you-jokers-snuck-in-my-house-and-stole-my-tv-remote/844576):
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> It’s well and truly gone. I have long since quit using the original remote from DirecTV. It rarely worked properly. I went to Wally-world and found a nice medium priced universal remote. Got it working somehow. Now its awol. I have looked everywhere. Even the fridge. Shook out blankets, dog beds, dirty clothing, clean clothing. The linen closet has been searched. I looked in the garage and the car. The deck, the pantry. The cats are looking askance at me. I’ve looked in all their sleeping spo…

> [@Where did I put my glasses?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-i-put-my-glasses/662171):
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> I want to go to the store. I’ve looked in all the usual places: by the bed, next to the TV, next to the computer, on the sink, on the bookshelf. I could wear my old pair but they’re not in very good shape and the old prescription makes everything look weird.

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