# Where the fuck are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 25, 2013, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/659291 "2013-05-25T04:19:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/659291/101 "2013-05-27T12:16:17Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > Yeah, no kidding! The perk of membership is that _others_ can know my location? :dubious: Helps with locating where all the suckers are. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/659291/102 "2013-05-27T12:38:21Z")
> [@voltaire](#): > > Helps with locating where all the suckers are. Ouch. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/659291/103 "2013-05-27T14:58:15Z")
All I am going to say is, if I wanted to get where you want to go, I wouldn’t start from where you are. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/659291/104 "2013-05-28T05:07:36Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > I’ve been leaving that out on the back porch everynight for years. > It’s always gone in the morning. > Never had any serial killer problems. Would it kill you to leave a small glass of milk out there too? Just sayin’. Your landscaping is very tasteful BTW. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/659291/105 "2013-05-28T14:40:57Z")
> [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > You walked into the thread like you were walking onto a yacht > Your post strategically dipped below one page > Your pizza it was apricot > You had one PM in the notification as watched yourself reply > And all the posters dreamed that they’d be your quotee > They’d be your quotee and… **This alone** makes the thread worth it. But, just for the record, I agree with the OP that it would be nice to include locations in a post when relevant. (For example: “Now, the state I live in is okay with Same-Sex Marriages…”) YMMV, especially for security concerns, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/659291/106 "2013-05-28T19:52:15Z")
> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#): > > Oh noes, if I tell you the general vicinity in which I live, you’ll almost surely come here, hunt me down, and axe-murder me! It’s too risky! Eek! And my real name is not Alice, so don’t even try to look for all of the Alices in my state, if you do somehow figure out which one I live in, so ha! Ah, ha! All I have to do is search for Goons who are NOT Alice. And to further thwart you, instead of Axe I’ll use Eternity by Calvin Klein. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/659291/107 "2013-05-28T19:59:12Z")
> [@Doug\_K](#): > > Ah, ha! All I have to do is search for Goons who are NOT Alice. And to further thwart you, instead of Axe I’ll use Eternity by Calvin Klein. Diabolical fiend! ---
**Author:** ![Gedd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gedd/32/4938_2.png) [@Gedd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gedd)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/659291/108 "2013-05-28T20:04:38Z")
**Where the fuck are you?** On the second page, up and to the right of the giant. (Hint: look for the one missing a shoe) ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/659291/109 "2013-05-28T20:06:28Z")
Why I’m right here! Where else would I be? ---
**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/659291/110 "2013-05-28T20:16:15Z")
Many of my well-established ideas are being dismantled before my eyes. For example, not only is **Alice the Goon** not an Alice, she is not a Goon, either. What is the world coming to? I live in Eastern Tennessee in a house in the woods about 2 miles from the Great Smoky Mountains. And yes, we have bears, raccoons, foxes, wild turkeys and way too many cardinals here. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/659291/111 "2013-05-28T22:05:37Z")
> [@Gagundathar](#): > > Many of my well-established ideas are being dismantled before my eyes. > For example, not only is **Alice the Goon** not an Alice, she is not a Goon, either. > > What is the world coming to? The web is a cruel, cruel place. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/659291/112 "2013-05-28T22:37:47Z")
No. Look, its bad enough that I get Verizon knocking on my door asking me to switch back. “But why…? But why…?” “Because get the fuck off my porch. Good enough for you? _ **Now!!!** _” ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/659291/113 "2013-05-28T22:51:54Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > PLEASE put your location in your profile, and you’ll never have to worry about it again. Otherwise, ya know, it’s just rude. You’re the only one who is worried about it. Not everyone wants to share as much personal information that you do on the board. I’m still trying to get that image out of my mind where you’re at your hot Doctor’s office bent over the exam table. I’m in San Francisco. No earthquakes today, but there is always something good to eat here. ---
**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/659291/114 "2013-05-29T05:26:50Z")
> [@kevja](#): > > No earthquakes today, but there is always something good to eat here. Honestly, isn’t that all any of us really want? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/659291/115 "2013-05-29T05:33:05Z")
Mentioning someone being bent over in a doctors office and then saying that there’s always something good to eat. Hmmmm… ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2013, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/659291/116 "2013-06-20T05:25:17Z")
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