# Where the fuck are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 20, 2015, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/715548 "2015-03-20T23:49:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![tapu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@tapu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tapu)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/715548/81 "2015-03-23T19:59:34Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Are you talking about the place next to the car wash or the place out by the old mall? Hahahaahaha, okay, okay, oky, cut it out! ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/715548/82 "2015-03-23T20:06:13Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Are you talking about the place next to the car wash or the place out by the old mall? No, not that one. The one my other friend Juan owns. ---
**Author:** ![Latro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a87d85/32.png) [@Latro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Latro)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/715548/83 "2015-03-23T21:18:07Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > No, not that one. The one my other friend Juan owns. You know Juan?! We must live right next door to eachother then. Some weather, eh? ---
**Author:** ![tapu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@tapu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tapu)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/715548/84 "2015-03-23T21:27:14Z")
I swear to god, if I could, I’d kill every fucking last one of you. \ ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Gay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ab097/32.png) [@Enola\_Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Gay)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/715548/85 "2015-03-23T21:40:52Z")
For the most part, I don’t give a flying fuck where any of you live. But goddammit if you are posting about the weather or asking for help identifying a bug, plant etc list your fucking location, you nitwit!! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/715548/86 "2015-03-23T21:54:40Z")
> [@Latro](#): > > You know Juan?! > We must live right next door to eachother then. > > Some weather, eh? No, I think you got the wrong Juan. I’m talking the about the right Juan. The one Juan that ran as Republican last year. That Juan. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/715548/87 "2015-03-23T21:58:24Z")
Oh, and what’s better is on my mommy Facebook page people post things like “OMG is this normal my son isn’t talking yet, he just waves his arms and grunts!” and doesn’t say if the kid is fourteen years or fourteen weeks old. ---
**Author:** ![Latro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a87d85/32.png) [@Latro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Latro)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/715548/88 "2015-03-23T22:00:10Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > No, I think you got the wrong Juan. > > I’m talking the about the right Juan. The one Juan that ran as Republican last year. That Juan. Really? There’s more than one Juan? Anyway the weather seems to be getting better, doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Trancephalic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trancephalic/32/380_2.png) [@Trancephalic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trancephalic)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/715548/89 "2015-03-23T22:10:01Z")
Juans are known only to Juans. ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/715548/90 "2015-03-23T23:43:56Z")
> [@tapu](#): > > Makes me want to break a window. :mad: And here and now in Maine, that would be disastrous. How so? I mean, they mention the Mediterranean In your fucking [forecast](http://www.accuweather.com/en/fr/saint-ellier-du-maine/160693/daily-weather-forecast/160693) 9 celsius? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/715548/91 "2015-03-24T00:03:51Z")
It’s fucking HOT outside right now, and it’s barely 7am. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/715548/92 "2015-03-24T00:11:50Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > No, I think you got the wrong Juan. > > I’m talking the about the right Juan. The one Juan that ran as Republican last year. That Juan. After all these years…still the Juan. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/715548/93 "2015-03-24T00:18:45Z")
He’s Juan in a million. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/715548/94 "2015-03-24T00:46:02Z")
Can anyone tell me what animal [this](https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2255/2301698038_daccb189b4.jpg) is? I had to sneak onto private property to take the photo and I was naked is that illegal? Also the file crashed my computer with some error can you help? Need answer before bed, you guys! ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/715548/95 "2015-03-24T00:50:21Z")
Jackalope. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/715548/96 "2015-03-24T00:54:11Z")
Is that the place you get the hunting permits? ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/715548/97 "2015-03-24T00:59:49Z")
One thing I learned from internets If you chastise some asshat for doing something stupid and annoying, it’s likely they will do more of it, rather than changing a damn thing. ---
**Author:** ![Marlonius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@Marlonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlonius)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/715548/98 "2015-03-24T01:00:32Z")
Duly noted; profile amended. ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/715548/99 "2015-03-24T01:09:03Z")
One thing I learned from internets If you chastise some asshat for doing something stupid and annoying, it’s likely they will do more of it, rather than changing a damn thing. ---
**Author:** ![tapu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@tapu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tapu)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/715548/100 "2015-03-24T04:33:39Z")
Isn’t that two things? Oh, no, I guess it’s just Juan. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/715548.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-are-you/715548.md?page=6)