# Where the fuck is my damn cellphone!!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-my-damn-cellphone/369038
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 17, 2006, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-my-damn-cellphone/369038 "2006-08-17T02:18:30Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2006, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-my-damn-cellphone/369038/1 "2006-08-17T02:18:30Z")
Actually I know where the fuck it is. I most likely left it in the damn car service car because the last call I made was to the car service asking where the fuck the car was.
Of course they “couldn’t find it”. Fucker’s probably selling it right now on EBay to some terrorist.
At least it was like 3 years old and I’ve been thinking about getting a new one. Not one of those stupid RAZR phones though. They suck.
I’m just annoyed that I have to find a new phone now so if anyone has any not RAZR suggestions that would be great.
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### Author:  [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2006, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-my-damn-cellphone/369038/2 "2006-08-17T02:20:29Z")
I _like_ my RAZR. ☹
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### Author:  [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2006, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-my-damn-cellphone/369038/3 "2006-08-17T02:30:53Z")
Well, you’re going to have to tell us what you like and don’t like in a mobile phone before anybody can make any suggestions. Saying what you don’t like about the RAZR it might be a good place to start.
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### Author:  [@Frogmore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frogmore)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2006, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-my-damn-cellphone/369038/4 "2006-08-17T04:06:00Z")
He doesn’t like the stupid RAZR phones because they suck. Duh!
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### Author:  [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2006, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-my-damn-cellphone/369038/5 "2006-08-17T06:08:09Z")
Well, I’m pretty sure you didnt’ [swallow](http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2003153767_webcellphone26.html) it. Did ya?
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### Author:  [@cerberus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cerberus)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2006, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-my-damn-cellphone/369038/6 "2006-08-17T06:15:13Z")
See, what they need, is a cell thingy, that goes on your key chain, and it would have a button on it. The button, when pressed, would make the cell phone ring like a bastard, until you found it.
That would be neat.
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### Author:  [@Foldup\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foldup_Rabbit)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2006, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-my-damn-cellphone/369038/7 "2006-08-17T06:21:47Z")
Right up until you lost your keys.
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### Author:  [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2006, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-my-damn-cellphone/369038/8 "2006-08-17T07:38:05Z")
Then you ring your keys.
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### Author:  [@cerberus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cerberus)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2006, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-my-damn-cellphone/369038/9 "2006-08-17T08:51:49Z")
Or keep a second cell phone, to be used to call the other cell phone. :rolleyes:
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### Author:  [@Surok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surok)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2006, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-my-damn-cellphone/369038/10 "2006-08-17T09:16:52Z")
> [@cerberus](#):
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> Or keep a second cell phone, to be used to call the other cell phone. :rolleyes:
But then what do you do when you lose both of them simulataneously?
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### Author:  [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2006, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-my-damn-cellphone/369038/11 "2006-08-17T10:34:03Z")
If it was up your ass you’d know where it was.
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### Author:  [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2006, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-my-damn-cellphone/369038/12 "2006-08-17T16:14:48Z")
Have you checked with [these guys](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=383862)?
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### Author:  [@Necros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necros)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2006, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-my-damn-cellphone/369038/13 "2006-08-17T16:41:55Z")
I really like my Samsung D807. It’s not a RAZR. It does not suck.
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### Author:  [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2006, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-my-damn-cellphone/369038/14 "2006-08-17T16:57:54Z")
I’m pretty sure your cell phone is somewhere in MPSIMS. Look under the couch.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2006, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-my-damn-cellphone/369038/15 "2006-08-17T17:11:21Z")
I like this flip phone from Samsung. I bought it because the numbers light up and the numbers are big. Plus the screen is easy to read. It does stuff I don’t know how to do, but big lit up numbers and a screen that’s easy to read is why I bought it so, I don’t care if I don’t learn how to do all that stuff.
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### Author:  [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2006, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-my-damn-cellphone/369038/16 "2006-08-17T17:44:27Z")
To find it, just open a can of tuna fish.
The phone was under the cat, who is no longer sleeping on it, 'cause she’s running to kitchen, _fast_
(trust me…I know about these things…)
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### Author:  [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2006, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-my-damn-cellphone/369038/17 "2006-08-17T17:51:06Z")
> [@chappachula](#):
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> To find it, just open a can of tuna fish.
> The phone was under the cat, who is no longer sleeping on it, 'cause she’s running to kitchen, _fast_
> (trust me…I know about these things…)
at my house, all you have to do is open the drawer where the can opener lives.
how he can differentiate that drawer opening from the one right next to it, i’ll never know.
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### Author:  [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2006, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-my-damn-cellphone/369038/18 "2006-08-17T18:30:33Z")
> [@msmith537](#):
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> Where the fuck is my damn cellphone!!
You could always post the phone number here and we’ll keep dialing it until you find it.
Of course we’d have no way of knowing when you found it. (How long of a battery life did that thing have anyway? 😉 )
Hey, don’t think of it as a ‘ring-tone’. Think of it as your new ‘theme song’. 😃
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### Author:  [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2006, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-my-damn-cellphone/369038/19 "2006-08-17T19:49:43Z")
> [@silenus](#):
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> I _like_ my RAZR. ☹
I was going to return my Verizon RAZR because of the feature crippling Verizon had done, but I decided to go online and do the mods that give it PC commucation capability, vibe+ring and 5 minute video recording.
> **[Step by step Idiots Guide to SEEM editing the Motorola V3M](https://www.howardforums.com/showthread.php/947130-Step-by-step-Idiots-Guide-to-SEEM-editing-the-Motorola-V3M)**
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> This is a streamlined how to specifically for V3M owners thanks to the links proved by Mark Ventures Pages. All credit goes to Mark Venture for this stuff.
>
>
> 1: Get a USB to USB mini connector cable. If youve got a digital camera you may...
[http://forum.osnn.net/showthread.php?t=85715](http://forum.osnn.net/showthread.php?t=85715)
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### Author:  [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2006, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-my-damn-cellphone/369038/20 "2006-08-18T01:35:01Z")
> [@astro](#):
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> I was going to return my Verizon RAZR because of the feature crippling Verizon had done, but I decided to go online and do the mods that give it PC commucation capability, vibe+ring and 5 minute video recording.
> [http://www.howardforums.com/showthread.php?t=947130](http://www.howardforums.com/showthread.php?t=947130)
> [http://forum.osnn.net/showthread.php?t=85715](http://forum.osnn.net/showthread.php?t=85715)
Wait, what? You’re paying the phone provider for the phone, and they nerf certain key features of it so you have to mod it to use it properly? That’s a bit shit…
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