# Where the fuck is the sun? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 26, 2017, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-the-sun/778233 "2017-01-26T15:49:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-the-sun/778233/1 "2017-01-26T15:49:54Z")
I haven’t seen the sun is a fucking week. Literally seven consecutive fucking days and not so much as a hint of sun and apparently it’ll be cloudy all fucking day today too, so fuck you, God or whoever’s at fault for this stupid cockblasting fuckstacking weather. This is some kind of stupid bullshit. I don’t live in fucking England. I’m tired of clouds. I want the sun back, for Christ’s sake. If I wanted to live in a goddamned cave I’d move into a goddamned cave. Fuck this. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-the-sun/778233/2 "2017-01-26T15:51:48Z")
Old man yells at sky! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-the-sun/778233/3 "2017-01-26T16:02:05Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > Old man yells at sky! 😉 For his next act he will piss into the wind. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-the-sun/778233/4 "2017-01-26T16:06:24Z")
[Here you go!](http://images.clipartpanda.com/cute-sun-with-sunglasses-clipart-yTkg5reGc.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-the-sun/778233/5 "2017-01-26T16:11:03Z")
Try living south of the Arctic Circle, my Canuckian friend! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-the-sun/778233/6 "2017-01-26T16:11:22Z")
> [@Whack-a-Mole](#): > > For his next act he will piss into the wind. Then he’ll pull the mask off the Lone Ranger and finally mess around with Jim. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-the-sun/778233/7 "2017-01-26T16:14:21Z")
Cloudy in Canada in winter? Inconceivable! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-the-sun/778233/8 "2017-01-26T16:15:02Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > I haven’t seen the sun is a fucking week. Literally seven consecutive fucking days and not so much as a hint of sun and apparently it’ll be cloudy all fucking day today too, so fuck you, God or whoever’s at fault for this stupid cockblasting fuckstacking weather. > > This is some kind of stupid bullshit. I don’t live in fucking England. I’m tired of clouds. I want the sun back, for Christ’s sake. If I wanted to live in a goddamned cave I’d move into a goddamned cave. > > Fuck this. [maybe some music would brighten your day?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1ZYhVpdXbQ) ---
**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-the-sun/778233/9 "2017-01-26T16:16:44Z")
I live in England. What’s the sun? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-the-sun/778233/10 "2017-01-26T16:19:52Z")
#thanksTrump ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-the-sun/778233/11 "2017-01-26T16:25:35Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > so fuck you, God I have learned from this board that God does not exist. It was made up and believed by retarded idiots who should be murdered. So it can’t be Gods fault. It must be peoples fault. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-the-sun/778233/12 "2017-01-26T16:26:37Z")
Man I hate this freezing cold here in SoCal too. It’s scheduled to be sunny all week, too cold for the clouds, with temps between 60 and 71. At those temps it’s almost too cold to wear flip-flops, but I pretty much soldier through it and wear them year round. ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-the-sun/778233/13 "2017-01-26T16:31:21Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > [maybe some music would brighten your day?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1ZYhVpdXbQ) You might like [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFPfyqdXSBA) too. I’m sorry, **Rick Jay** , I didn’t quite hear you; the Florida sun’s in my eyes 🆒 Seriously, I know this will garner little sympathy but I actually wish the sun would hide behind a fuckin’ cloud every once in awhile. Believe it or not, it does get annoying having Mr. Sunny all up in your face Every. Single. Day. ---
**Author:** ![suranyi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@suranyi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/suranyi)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-the-sun/778233/14 "2017-01-26T16:38:38Z")
That reminds me of when I had to make a two-week business trip to Bucharest in November a few years ago. I didn’t see the sun once during that period. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-the-sun/778233/15 "2017-01-26T16:41:30Z")
The sun is a liberal conspiracy and Our Great Leader destroyed it for us. Oh wait, you _like_ the sun? In that case, Obama stole it and is hiding it in Kenya. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-the-sun/778233/16 "2017-01-26T16:43:10Z")
I have actually been surprised with the number of sunny days in Toronto this winter. It has been better than years past. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-the-sun/778233/17 "2017-01-26T16:47:16Z")
I have to admit, here in west Michigan, it’s so unsunny in the winter, that last Saturday, the sun was out, and my eyes couldn’t stand it. I was in agony. I had to go inside, lie down and put a cool washcloth over my delicate European eyes for a few hours. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-the-sun/778233/18 "2017-01-26T16:52:49Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > I have learned from this board that God does not exist. It was made up and believed by retarded idiots who should be murdered. So it can’t be Gods fault. It must be peoples fault. If there’s anything that we all agree upon is that you haven’t learned. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-the-sun/778233/19 "2017-01-26T17:01:36Z")
The sun’s on the American side of the border. Trump will make it shine, but Canada’s gonna have to pay for it. ---
**Author:** ![purplehearingaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@purplehearingaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehearingaid)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-the-sun/778233/20 "2017-01-26T17:04:25Z")
It went out when Trump won the election ! It’s Trump fault there is no sun! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-fuck-is-the-sun/778233.md?page=2)