# Where the heck’s the new MMP??

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-heck-s-the-new-mmp/653891>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [March 25, 2013, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-heck-s-the-new-mmp/653891 "2013-03-25T05:53:10Z")\
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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-heck-s-the-new-mmp/653891/61 "2013-03-25T22:28:51Z")

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Time to log off an knit. MWAH!!

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-heck-s-the-new-mmp/653891/62 "2013-03-25T22:31:32Z")

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so the baby is already head down. I got put on procardia for the contractions. Yippie :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-heck-s-the-new-mmp/653891/63 "2013-03-25T22:40:49Z")

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> [@April\_R](#):
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> so the baby is already head down. I got put on procardia for the contractions. Yippie :rolleyes:

I take it sticky thoughts are in order.

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**Author:** ![2gigch1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2gigch1/32/3313_2.png) [@2gigch1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2gigch1)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-heck-s-the-new-mmp/653891/64 "2013-03-26T00:22:27Z")

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Well what a day.

Background - for the past few weeks I have been getting progressively shorter breath. At first I figured I caught something. By last week I was getting worried.

Today I went to work and discovered I was winded after 100’ of walking. I called my doctor to set up an appointment. After consultation I headed home to pack a bag then headed to the ER.

Where I am now. I will spend the night here for testing. I think they / we have figured it out and it’s not life threatening, but they want to eliminate the possibility of cardiac issues.

So from room whatever of the Arundel Medical Center ER this is Tugig standing by.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-heck-s-the-new-mmp/653891/65 "2013-03-26T00:30:53Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> I take it sticky thoughts are in order.

Or a cork and a sledgehammer?

😛

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-heck-s-the-new-mmp/653891/66 "2013-03-26T00:35:13Z")

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Sticky thoughts {{{{{ **2gig** }}}}}

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-heck-s-the-new-mmp/653891/67 "2013-03-26T00:36:17Z")

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> [@VunderBob](#):
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> Or a cork and a sledgehammer?
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> 😛

😕:eek::dubious:

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-heck-s-the-new-mmp/653891/68 "2013-03-26T00:59:38Z")

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> [@2gigch1](#):
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> Well what a day.
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> Background - for the past few weeks I have been getting progressively shorter breath. At first I figured I caught something. By last week I was getting worried.
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> Today I went to work and discovered I was winded after 100’ of walking. I called my doctor to set up an appointment. After consultation I headed home to pack a bag then headed to the ER.
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> Where I am now. I will spend the night here for testing. I think they / we have figured it out and it’s not life threatening, but they want to eliminate the possibility of cardiac issues.
> 
> So from room whatever of the Arundel Medical Center ER this is Tugig standing by.

{{{2gig}}}

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**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-heck-s-the-new-mmp/653891/69 "2013-03-26T01:19:31Z")

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> [@April\_R](#):
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> so the baby is already head down. I got put on procardia for the contractions. Yippie :rolleyes:

No, little one! STAY PUT! You need to be where you are, so quit scaring Mommy!

{{{2gig}}}

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-heck-s-the-new-mmp/653891/70 "2013-03-26T01:34:55Z")

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{{{all y’all}}}

Bedtime. G’night.

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-heck-s-the-new-mmp/653891/71 "2013-03-26T01:38:47Z")

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{{{ **2gig** }}}  
{{{ **apes** }}}

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**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-heck-s-the-new-mmp/653891/72 "2013-03-26T01:46:37Z")

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**apes  
2gig** hang in there guys

**Jim**

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**Author:** ![sangfroid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@sangfroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sangfroid)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-heck-s-the-new-mmp/653891/73 "2013-03-26T02:01:56Z")

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Well, back to irk tomorrow for me, sickly or not.

Goodnight April,  
Goodnight Mmoooomm,

Goodnight Spidey,  
Goodnight Noon(er),

Goodnight Spazcat,  
Goodnight bear,

Goodnight Mumpers…everywhere…

::_yaaaawwnn_::  
Nighty-night, y’all.

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**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-heck-s-the-new-mmp/653891/74 "2013-03-26T02:29:41Z")

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Hugs to everyone… Will respond to OP later in the week, I hope…

GT

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**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-heck-s-the-new-mmp/653891/75 "2013-03-26T02:47:37Z")

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Sticky thoughts…sticky thoughts…sticky thoughts all headed towards **babyapes**.

{{ **2gig** }} be healthy!

Is it wrong that as a someone who is trying to catch “The Pregnant” I thought the cork and sledgehammer comment was hilarious? 😃

Anyway a pile of paperwork of about 16 more inches was sent to the mortgage company today. We are so hoping the underwriters approve it.

Weekday brekkie is oatmeal with some dried cranberries and a latte. If I don’t eat it gets a little…_dicey_ to be around me 2 hours or so into the work day. I usually have a banana or apple mid morning as well to tide me over til lunch. I need regular feeding which drives **mr ems** nuts as he is one of those who can go all day on nothing but coffee. Road trips are always fun.😃

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**Author:** ![2gigch1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2gigch1/32/3313_2.png) [@2gigch1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2gigch1)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-heck-s-the-new-mmp/653891/76 "2013-03-26T04:18:20Z")

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{{April}}

Settled into a room for the night I’ll get a cardiac stress test in the morning.

Most of the bad stuff has been ruled out. This looks like it’s an issue I have known about but it’s never cropped up like this before. Hopefully later tomorrow I’ll get discharged. We’ll see.  
Now for the important stuff: breakfast! I tend to work late and wake up late, and I don’t fancy most breakfast foods, so typically I eat leftover dinner or lunch as my first meal. If I have time I enjoy a full meal two hours before it’s time to go, then take a short catnap, then clean up and goto work. I am due in at 3 and usually leave around 1. If I cando this I am in my best of moods.

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**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-heck-s-the-new-mmp/653891/77 "2013-03-26T04:41:52Z")

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I completely forgot about breakfast, but not surprising since I caffinate and caffinate then I eat an hour or two later. Sometimes I will only eat dinner. Sometimes I eat three big meals, but I very rarely eat soon after rising.

Grape nuts with yogurt and fruit, no milk I put the yogurt in the cereal like milk. This is only at home, when on tour I lurves me some Cracker Barrel and I eat like a pig.

Goodnight grampa swampy

Goodnight all

**Jim**

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**Author:** ![sangfroid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@sangfroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sangfroid)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-heck-s-the-new-mmp/653891/78 "2013-03-26T09:42:05Z")

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_::stumbles awake::_

Blurf, indeed.

I used to sort of think _irk_ was a bit too cutesy, but the subtlety was lost on me. I am quite irked to be going to irk today for reasons too long to mention just now. Just trying to get to Sat.

Happy Tuesday.

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-heck-s-the-new-mmp/653891/79 "2013-03-26T09:48:06Z")

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> [@Capt\_Kirk](#):
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> Lets see if the Supremes can read the equal protection clause because it seems pretty obvious to me.

It’s a pity I can’t draw for shite, because that pic of the be-robed judges in the supreme court onstage could be just faaah-boo-louse. Whomever got to read the judgment on solo, the rest on chorus.

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**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-heck-s-the-new-mmp/653891/80 "2013-03-26T09:48:29Z")

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Blurf.

{{{{{ **Apes** }}}}

{{{{ **tugig** }}}}

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