# Where the hell are my keys? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 18, 2001, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-are-my-keys/54965 "2001-02-18T06:57:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@Turbo\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turbo_Dog)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2001, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-are-my-keys/54965/21 "2001-02-19T00:10:38Z")
schief, my pleasure, and yes, it’s from Abita:) Glad it worked out. Those couches can be mother’s when it comes to eating stuff… I swear they are alive. The Hamster? I’m dying here…lolol… too funny:) But then again, if one got loose in my couch, it could live happily for a year just on cereal alone:) ---
**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2001, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-are-my-keys/54965/22 "2001-02-19T06:31:18Z")
The hamster is back! Have you tried putting the keys’ favorite food in their cage and leaving it right by where they fell into the couch? ---
**Author:** ![Scoobysnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Scoobysnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scoobysnax)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2001, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-are-my-keys/54965/23 "2001-02-24T08:54:07Z")
This post marks my return to the Straight Dope Message Board, after a 9 month leave of absence. So have you managed to find your keys? I hate being left hanging. It is good to be back [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-are-my-keys/54965.md?page=1)