# Where the hell is my belt? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 17, 2005, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-is-my-belt/326639 "2005-10-17T19:16:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-is-my-belt/326639/1 "2005-10-17T19:16:09Z")
I could swear it was just over here last night when I took it off. Maybe it’s over in the other room here… No. Damn. Where could that thing have gotten to… ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-is-my-belt/326639/2 "2005-10-17T19:24:16Z")
> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#): > > I could swear it was just over here last night when I took it off. Maybe it’s over in the other room here… No. Damn. Where could that thing have gotten to… I’ll give it back tonight. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-is-my-belt/326639/3 "2005-10-17T19:25:59Z")
Well, don’t look over here. I told you what would happen if you left your belt here again. Maybe that’ll learn ya. ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-is-my-belt/326639/4 "2005-10-17T19:29:05Z")
I predict that you’ll find it in the last place you look. ---
**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-is-my-belt/326639/5 "2005-10-17T19:45:44Z")
> [@FatBaldGuy](#): > > I predict that you’ll find it in the last place you look. No he won’t. I moved it from there just a little while ago. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-is-my-belt/326639/6 "2005-10-17T19:46:43Z")
How badly do you want it back? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-is-my-belt/326639/7 "2005-10-17T19:49:25Z")
This belt wasn’t issued by the WBA, WBC, or IBF, was it? ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-is-my-belt/326639/8 "2005-10-17T19:51:20Z")
**Hal Briston** is using it to restrain his sheep. You sure you’re going to want it back after that? ---
**Author:** ![Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siddhartha_Vicious)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-is-my-belt/326639/9 "2005-10-17T20:10:31Z")
Uh, dude? [Points to waist] You’re still wearing it. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-is-my-belt/326639/10 "2005-10-17T20:17:54Z")
It’s over here, with **CynicalGabe** ’s [checkbook.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=337624) ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-is-my-belt/326639/11 "2005-10-17T22:13:24Z")
It on the same doorknob as the tie, but the tie is covering it. ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-is-my-belt/326639/12 "2005-10-17T22:45:25Z")
Dad? Is that you? ---
**Author:** ![wolfstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d6d6ee/32.png) [@wolfstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfstu)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-is-my-belt/326639/13 "2005-10-18T00:47:56Z")
It’s probably in [Barcelona](http://www.cubis.ca/index.php?counter=201&a=1). ---
**Author:** ![xbuckeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9e8a1a/32.png) [@xbuckeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xbuckeye)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-is-my-belt/326639/14 "2005-10-18T00:57:55Z")
yesterday’s pants…its always yesterday’s pants. ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-is-my-belt/326639/15 "2005-10-18T04:26:45Z")
A wandering Pilgrim haberdasher needed something to make a new hat with, and it was just lying there… ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-is-my-belt/326639/16 "2005-10-18T04:31:56Z")
Well, I finally found my reading glasses on the top of the dishwasher. I’ll look for you. Nope, not there. Sorry. While you’re looking for your belt, let me know if you find a pair of blue shorts. Almost like a guy’s bathing suit type thing. Thanks.