# Where the hell is my sweater!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 19, 2003, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-is-my-sweater/149607 "2003-01-19T07:51:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-is-my-sweater/149607/21 "2003-01-20T00:43:59Z")
I’ll take the mix tape, thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-is-my-sweater/149607/22 "2003-01-20T00:45:55Z")
Head back to the freezer and see if my glasses are in there, ghandi. I couldn’t find them–or their case–last night after I took my contacts out and I’m fucking _pissed_, because I need those little bastards to fucking **see**! My eyes are too itchy and dry for contacts tonight and I can’t find my glasses! Arrgh! ---
**Author:** ![MelCthefirst](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eada6e/32.png) [@MelCthefirst](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MelCthefirst)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-is-my-sweater/149607/23 "2003-01-20T01:02:16Z")
You lot suffering from AADD? (age attention deficit disorder) ---
**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-is-my-sweater/149607/24 "2003-01-20T03:40:24Z")
Yowza! Glad it didn’t fall into a wandering black hole; those things are real nuisances this time of year. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-is-my-sweater/149607/25 "2003-01-20T15:50:40Z")
Silky Threat said, "I checked the refrigerator and the freezer this morning. For my cat!" I found my kitten in the refrigerator one day. She stealthly slipped in when I went in for milk or somesuch. Suddenly I hear the tiniest mewing and I opened the door and there the little troublemaker was! Scared the hell outta me. Now I’m extra careful to watch the “kids” when I go into the fridge. ---
**Author:** ![magog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/fbc32d/32.png) [@magog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magog)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-is-my-sweater/149607/26 "2003-01-20T16:52:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Juniper200 \* > \*\*Head back to the freezer and see if my glasses are in there, ghandi. \*\* While you’re there, could you check for my speaker wire? I had loads of it, you know, “just in case.” When I need it, it’s gone. Thanks. Nice to know where everything’s going, at least. ---
**Author:** ![jessicala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@jessicala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jessicala)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-is-my-sweater/149607/27 "2003-01-20T20:24:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by magog \* > \*\*While you’re there, could you check for my speaker wire? I had loads of it, you know, “just in case.” When I need it, it’s gone. Thanks. > > Nice to know where everything’s going, at least. \*\* And since you’re up, my SWAX CD seems to have vanished from my office … ---
**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-is-my-sweater/149607/28 "2003-01-21T03:31:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kalhoun \* > \*\*Silky Threat said, “I checked the refrigerator and the freezer this morning. For my cat!” > > I found my kitten in the refrigerator one day. She stealthly slipped in when I went in for milk or somesuch. Suddenly I hear the tiniest mewing and I opened the door and there the little troublemaker was! Scared the hell outta me. Now I’m extra careful to watch the “kids” when I go into the fridge. \*\* I found my cat in the dryer once AFTER I’d turned it on! I wondered what was making all that racket, opened it up only to find one very distressed kitten. Then last night the other cat crawled into the dishwasher, only just heard her before I switched it on. On the subject of missing stuff I appear to have misplaced my sense of reality if someone could please restore reality I’d really appreciate it. ---
**Author:** ![ghandi5569](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@ghandi5569](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ghandi5569)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-is-my-sweater/149607/29 "2003-01-21T04:48:07Z")
> [@](#): > > * * * > > Originally posted by magog > While you’re there, could you check for my speaker wire? I had loads of it, you know, “just in case.” When I need it, it’s gone. Thanks. > > ## Nice to know where everything’s going, at least. > > And since you’re up, my SWAX CD seems to have vanished from my office There is some sort of wire in my fridge. It’s black. I don’t know what it does. And there is a CD in there. Not sure what…it’s a CD-R thingy. There is also ice in there (the ice gnomes have blessed my freezer), and cannollis and bread, and cat treats, and a christmas stocking. And broccoli. Anyone missing any of those things? ---
**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-is-my-sweater/149607/30 "2003-01-21T06:02:39Z")
I’ll take the cat treats, mine seem to have mysteriously disappeared in my cats stomach 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hell-is-my-sweater/149607.md?page=1)