# Where the hell's the moon? Someone stole the frickin' moon! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 4, 2000, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hells-the-moon-someone-stole-the-frickin-moon/28109 "2000-08-04T06:49:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DeathLlama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@DeathLlama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeathLlama)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hells-the-moon-someone-stole-the-frickin-moon/28109/1 "2000-08-04T06:49:07Z")
WE-IRD It’s almost midnight. Los Angeles area. I just walked out side and man it’s dark. I looked around to see just how little of the moon was showing and I couldn’t find the darn thing! Next to earth, that’s one of my favorite balls of dirt. I’m going to be really pissed off if someone from the Evil Villians thread took it without telling anyone. ---
**Author:** ![Zoing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecccb3/32.png) [@Zoing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoing)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hells-the-moon-someone-stole-the-frickin-moon/28109/2 "2000-08-04T07:13:45Z")
whoops - sorry about that. Did you really want to keep it? ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hells-the-moon-someone-stole-the-frickin-moon/28109/3 "2000-08-04T07:15:01Z")
Hmph. I can’t see it in NorCal, either. This Evil Villian theory might need further investigation. to the batcave! ---
**Author:** ![enilorac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3bc359/32.png) [@enilorac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enilorac)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hells-the-moon-someone-stole-the-frickin-moon/28109/4 "2000-08-04T07:21:50Z")
its gone? _goes outside to check_ i can’t tell if its gone its too cloudy here…bummer though, would’ve been nice to see a tiny sliver. ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hells-the-moon-someone-stole-the-frickin-moon/28109/5 "2000-08-04T07:34:45Z")
I sold it on eBay…why? ---
**Author:** ![JBurton99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ea5d25/32.png) [@JBurton99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBurton99)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hells-the-moon-someone-stole-the-frickin-moon/28109/6 "2000-08-04T08:48:45Z")
It’s gone?!? Hmmm… :: goes outside to look :: Ok, that’s it! That’s the last time i check anything for anybody. Almost got zapped standing in the middle of that thunderstorm. Thanks alot. Hey, maybe i shouldn’t be on here huh? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JBurton99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ea5d25/32.png) [@JBurton99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBurton99)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hells-the-moon-someone-stole-the-frickin-moon/28109/7 "2000-08-04T08:50:33Z")
OH! No i didn’t the frickin moon either. Hey Vogue, did you get a good price fer it? ---
**Author:** ![VaHermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ed655f/32.png) [@VaHermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VaHermit)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hells-the-moon-someone-stole-the-frickin-moon/28109/8 "2000-08-04T08:56:50Z")
Hey, you need a moon? I got a moon. Just bought one real cheap on E-bay, make an offer. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hells-the-moon-someone-stole-the-frickin-moon/28109/9 "2000-08-04T09:34:09Z")
I gotcher moon right here, buddy! ---
**Author:** ![JBurton99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ea5d25/32.png) [@JBurton99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBurton99)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hells-the-moon-someone-stole-the-frickin-moon/28109/10 "2000-08-04T09:46:02Z")
Oh geez Smeg! Pull your pants up will ya? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DeathLlama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@DeathLlama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeathLlama)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hells-the-moon-someone-stole-the-frickin-moon/28109/11 "2000-08-04T16:54:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by VaHermit \* > \*\*Hey, you need a moon? I got a moon. > > Just bought one real cheap on E-bay, make an offer. \*\* ::trots over to Hermit’s house, buys moon, trots back, unwraps moon, pauses:: Hey, wait a second. This isn’t THE moon. That bastard sold me a counterfit moon! Why, I’ll… ::pissed llama trots back over to Hermit’s house:: ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hells-the-moon-someone-stole-the-frickin-moon/28109/12 "2000-08-04T17:24:52Z")
AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE CLINTON WHITE HOUSE: “I have no idea how the moon turned up in the Lincoln Bedroom. I have no specific recollection of taking it. In fact, I don’t recall ever seeing the moon. I’m surprised that I don’t remember.” “There is a certain group who would do anything to discredit me. This is just another in their long line of unfounded accusations.” ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hells-the-moon-someone-stole-the-frickin-moon/28109/13 "2000-08-04T17:41:02Z")
Ever wonder where you put your glasses while the whole time wandering around you didn’t realize you were actually wearing them? Maybe your’e on the moon Mr. Llama… Can you see Earth up in the sky? ---
**Author:** ![inoci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/50afbb/32.png) [@inoci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inoci)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hells-the-moon-someone-stole-the-frickin-moon/28109/14 "2000-08-04T17:58:47Z")
errr… yeah. sorry about that. I needed some raw materials for my AREANA OF PAIN (see the Evil Villains Thread). I’ll be returning it once the balance of power is worked out over there… I notice that someone took the fake one I put up to hold the place. Wierd. ---
**Author:** ![VaHermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ed655f/32.png) [@VaHermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VaHermit)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hells-the-moon-someone-stole-the-frickin-moon/28109/15 "2000-08-04T19:42:15Z")
**DeathLlama** Hey, I just said I had a moon, I didn’t say I had “the” moon. Read the small print, NO REFUNDS. Let the buyer beware. ::Walks away counting money:: ---
**Author:** ![DeathLlama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@DeathLlama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeathLlama)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-the-hells-the-moon-someone-stole-the-frickin-moon/28109/16 "2000-08-04T20:06:49Z")
stupid hermits