# Where to buy wacko t-shirts? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 6, 2001, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-buy-wacko-t-shirts/91883 "2001-11-06T22:55:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-buy-wacko-t-shirts/91883/1 "2001-11-06T22:55:57Z")
Some of my favorite T-shirts are wearing out. My “Benny’s Bait Shop & Sushi Bar” shirt (from Wireless) has a hole in it. My “OUT OF BODY, back in 5 minutes” shirt (also from Wireless) is quite faded. I got a nice “Old Crow” shirt from Rotten Cotton, but the rest of their shirts were just too wierd. I’m hoping to find something written in twisted “Engrish” or maybe one in Japanese that translates as “foolish Yankee tourist,” or something. Maybe an ad for Portugese condoms, or one that implies I visited the Frederick’s Museum of Lingerie. Heck, I don’t know. I’m so bored with my old shirts, I just bought a tiedyed SPAM shirt from Hormel Foods’s web site. Any suggestions? ---
**Author:** ![SouprChckn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5f9b8f/32.png) [@SouprChckn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouprChckn)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-buy-wacko-t-shirts/91883/2 "2001-11-06T23:07:37Z")
[http://www.tshirthell.com](http://www.tshirthell.com) ---
**Author:** ![Shera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Shera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shera)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-buy-wacko-t-shirts/91883/3 "2001-11-06T23:18:10Z")
Do you have Spencers Gifts where you are? If so, they usually have a variety of cooky T-shirts. Also any tourist shops (this depends on where you live live) where you live will probably have some wierd stuff especially if you live near New Orleans or San Fransisco. ---
**Author:** ![Fibonacci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Fibonacci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fibonacci)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-buy-wacko-t-shirts/91883/4 "2001-11-06T23:22:41Z")
Northern Sun has a pretty good selection. [http://www.northernsun.com/](http://www.northernsun.com/) You can also go through the Weird Earl’s archives. Some of those sites sell t-shirts. I still want one of the Boudreaux’s Butt Paste shirts. [http://www.shoppinglouisiana.com/cgi-bin/miva?virtualmall/index.mv+Screen=PROD&Store\_Code=0013&Product\_Code=3330-05&Category\_Code=2000](http://www.shoppinglouisiana.com/cgi-bin/miva?virtualmall/index.mv+Screen=PROD&Store_Code=0013&Product_Code=3330-05&Category_Code=2000) ---
**Author:** ![Dignan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@Dignan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dignan)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-buy-wacko-t-shirts/91883/5 "2001-11-07T01:27:09Z")
[Auctions are your friend.](http://www.ebay.com) ---
**Author:** ![Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gut)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-buy-wacko-t-shirts/91883/6 "2001-11-07T02:49:43Z")
[Liquid Blue](http://www.liquidblue.com) There are some good ones if you dig around a bit. Some cool skull designs in the fantasy section. ---
**Author:** ![fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fish_in_the_sky)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-buy-wacko-t-shirts/91883/7 "2001-11-07T03:15:14Z")
There’s a few t-shirts and assloads of stickers at [unamerican.com](http://www.unamerican.com/catalog/index.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-buy-wacko-t-shirts/91883/8 "2001-11-07T03:49:17Z")
Goodwill often has neat things, if you catch them right after a shipment. Hot Topic always has interesting T-shirts. Like **Shera** said, Spencer’s is a good bet, and maybe a Gadzooks too, but that depends on the store itself. ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-buy-wacko-t-shirts/91883/9 "2001-11-07T10:43:54Z")
[rottencotton.com](http://rottencotton.com) has some neat ones…I want the ‘Dead Girls Never Say No’ one. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-buy-wacko-t-shirts/91883/10 "2001-11-07T13:00:26Z")
Do you have a printer and an iron? Get some transfer paper and make your own! It’s just a few bucks… ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-buy-wacko-t-shirts/91883/11 "2001-11-08T23:55:34Z")
Thanks,folks. I ordered some from NorthernSun. I might get some from tshirthell. Some day, I’ll have a shirt with numbers and the name of a team I don’t play for. On the back, it’ll say, “Your Name Here.” –Nott, the large ---
**Author:** ![False\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee7513/32.png) [@False\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/False_God)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-buy-wacko-t-shirts/91883/12 "2001-11-09T01:03:10Z")
Cafe Press will put pretty much whatever you want on a tshirt. I got one that said " Banned by the Taliban" shirt before all this folderol started. Also check out dangershirt.com–“Shirts guaranteed to get you beaten up”.