# Where to find your friendly Mullinator **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 24, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-find-your-friendly-mullinator/30629 "2000-08-24T19:27:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-find-your-friendly-mullinator/30629/1 "2000-08-24T19:27:46Z")
At a brand new job. Let’s see…fired due to budget cuts, 4 weeks off (2 with pay from the previous job), during the time when I needed to be here to get stuff done in the new house and a new puppy to train, hired for a new job that pays more and is basically a studly project manager gig, better benefits, I will now work in the building next to my wife’s as opposed to the same building, we still commute together. All in all, best damn firing a guy has ever had. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-find-your-friendly-mullinator/30629/2 "2000-08-24T19:40:49Z")
Well, congrats on being fired into a better job. That’s a mixed message, ain’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-find-your-friendly-mullinator/30629/3 "2000-08-24T19:57:15Z")
Way to go, Mully! Does this mean from now on you’ll only be stalking me nights and weekends? ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-find-your-friendly-mullinator/30629/4 "2000-08-24T20:09:48Z")
Congrats, Mully! Maybe I should try getting fired from this place… nah. ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-find-your-friendly-mullinator/30629/5 "2000-08-24T20:39:10Z")
You are absolutely disgusting, you know that? How dare you go out and find another job! You’re supposed to hang around the house all day, moping, doing Boards, weeping on our collective MPSIMS shoulder about how unemployable you are, might as well go stick my head in the oven, oh no, no, Mully, you’re a valuable person, you have good skills, just be patient, something will turn up, so we can all feel good about ourselves, hey, at least I’ve got a job, at least I’m not a pity-party sad sack like Mully over there. I suppose the puppy is completely housebroken, your tax rate just went down, and you don’t need the Rogaine any more. Or the Viagra. Damn. ---
**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-find-your-friendly-mullinator/30629/6 "2000-08-24T20:43:53Z")
And all this time I was picturing you posting with your hair in curlers while eating bon bons. ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-find-your-friendly-mullinator/30629/7 "2000-08-24T20:52:02Z")
Does anyone else remember the forlorn Mullinator from a few weeks ago? Glad to hear this story had a VERY happy ending. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-find-your-friendly-mullinator/30629/8 "2000-08-24T23:32:28Z")
WTG Mully, you’ve made us so _proud_! 😉 Congrats on yer new gig man! ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-find-your-friendly-mullinator/30629/9 "2000-08-25T14:48:39Z")
By the way, the dog is housbroken, she understands the sit, stay, and shake commands. Next she will playing the 1812 Overture with nothing but a dog dish and a kazoo.