# Where to purchase porn DVD's **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 30, 2014, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-purchase-porn-dvds/694431 "2014-07-30T17:46:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-purchase-porn-dvds/694431/21 "2014-07-31T13:14:26Z")
As a millennial I’ve thankfully never known a world where porn wasn’t freely available on the internet. For my real response: > [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > Why not just download and burn him a few DVDs? This is the answer. DVDs are cheap and almost every computer made in the last ten years can burn stuff onto them. > [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > You can even sort them starting with the lowest prices, which is currently $4.14 for Gang Bang #1 (which I presume tells the origin story). Fucking gold. > [@kayaker](#): > > And while he’s cleaning up, I’ll mention I got a great deal on a huge box of smut at a yard/garage sale. The box was duct taped shut and the recent widow didn’t want it opened on her property. She had it marked $500, but I offered twenty and she accepted. Her late husband liked barely-legal, anal, and gargantuan breasts. It’s very tragic but God help me the image of a widow solemnly selling her husband’s porn collection is the most hilarious thing I’ve ever imagined. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-purchase-porn-dvds/694431/22 "2014-07-31T13:25:49Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > As a millennial I’ve thankfully never known a world where porn wasn’t freely available on the internet. For my real response: > > This is the answer. DVDs are cheap and almost every computer made in the last ten years can burn stuff onto them. I’d suggest a thumb drive. Easier on just about every level to deal with them then DVD’s. Easier to drip MPEGs on to them, easier to double click files, easier to pull it out and toss it in a drawer when someone comes over. > [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > I just did some research. > > There’s an outfit called CD Universe. You go to their website and they have a section called the bargain bin where there are cheap dvd’s. You can even sort them starting with the lowest prices, which is currently $4.14 for Gang Bang #1 (which I presume tells the origin story). You really would be lost without the first one, then what would you do? Yank it without the story? monster. I’ll bet you just buy the first Girls Gone Wild DVD you see too, huh? Who cares about all the Girls that have Gone Wild before them. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-purchase-porn-dvds/694431/23 "2014-07-31T13:46:24Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > I’d suggest a thumb drive. Easier on just about every level to deal with them then DVD’s. Easier to drip MPEGs on to them, easier to double click files, easier to pull it out and toss it in a drawer when someone comes over. The OP says in his first post that this guy doesn’t have a computer. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-purchase-porn-dvds/694431/24 "2014-07-31T13:53:59Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > You can even sort them starting with the lowest prices, which is currently $4.14 for Gang Bang #1 (which I presume tells the origin story). Correct. If you start with Gang Bang #2 you’ll be totally lost. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-purchase-porn-dvds/694431/25 "2014-07-31T14:11:23Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > The OP says in his first post that this guy doesn’t have a computer. There’s other places to sti…nevermind I missed that line. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-purchase-porn-dvds/694431/26 "2014-07-31T20:12:32Z")
Every year, I visit my family in Florida. I always go to a few permanent flea markets (Swap Shop leaps to mind). I’ve noticed quite a few dealers selling nothing but discount porn dvd’s with different categories sorted into bins. **obbn** Are there any such markets in your area? I know there are several here in Philly. NOTE- I have, honestly, never bought a dvd from these folks. I get my porn free from the internet, as G-d intended. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-purchase-porn-dvds/694431/27 "2014-07-31T21:43:54Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > The OP says in his first post that this guy doesn’t have a computer. But does his tv have a usb port? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-purchase-porn-dvds/694431/28 "2014-07-31T21:47:51Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > Correct. If you start with Gang Bang #2 you’ll be totally lost. Respectfully, I disagree. #1 was just the production assistant going to Home Depot to buy the drop cloth and safety goggles. ---
**Author:** ![Wallaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Wallaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallaby)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2014, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-purchase-porn-dvds/694431/29 "2014-08-01T00:04:26Z")
Do you have a teenage son? You could ask him… ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2014, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-purchase-porn-dvds/694431/30 "2014-08-01T00:41:22Z")
> [@Wallaby](#): > > Do you have a teenage son? You could ask him… Right. Like any teenager in the last decade has ever bought porn. ---
**Author:** ![Arrendajo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arrendajo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrendajo)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2014, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-purchase-porn-dvds/694431/31 "2014-08-01T00:59:40Z")
CD World. Look up in the corner for the “adult titles” button. ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2014, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-purchase-porn-dvds/694431/32 "2014-08-01T01:52:43Z")
Go on craigslist. Look under the DVD section, there are usually a handful of people selling an entire ‘lot’ of porn DVDs. They end up going for $1-3 each. Use keywords like ‘adult’ ‘porn’ ‘lot’ ‘collection’ etc. Looking around, I just found someone selling several hundred for $100 or so on craigslist. I’m not paying for something I can get for free but there you go. ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2014, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-purchase-porn-dvds/694431/33 "2014-08-01T01:53:45Z")
> [@Wallaby](#): > > Do you have a teenage son? You could ask him… The days of sneaking our dad’s playboy/hustler magazine and reading it under the bridge are long long gone. ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2014, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-purchase-porn-dvds/694431/34 "2014-08-01T02:04:59Z")
> [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > Why not just download and burn him a few DVDs? This is probably the cheapest option. ---
**Author:** ![Arrendajo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arrendajo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrendajo)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2014, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-purchase-porn-dvds/694431/35 "2014-08-01T19:16:48Z")
> [@Arrendajo](#): > > CD World. Look up in the corner for the “adult titles” button. My bad. It’s CD Universe. ---
**Author:** ![Wallaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Wallaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallaby)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2014, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-purchase-porn-dvds/694431/36 "2014-08-02T05:48:23Z")
> [@Wesley\_Clark](#): > > The days of sneaking our dad’s playboy/hustler magazine and reading it under the bridge are long long gone. \*\*\*Right. Like any teenager in the last decade has ever bought porn. \*\*\* Damn - you’re probably right. I was just channeling my post-pubertal upbringing… Kids these days! What do they know? If we wanted to look at porn, we had to sneak a peek at Uncle Jeff’s, or put on a thick, fluffy jumper and shove in a magazine from the local petrol station. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-purchase-porn-dvds/694431.md?page=1)