# WHERE was the most exotic place you've had sex?

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**Created:** [May 14, 2010, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-was-the-most-exotic-place-youve-had-sex/539462 "2010-05-14T19:35:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2010, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-was-the-most-exotic-place-youve-had-sex/539462/61 "2010-05-15T06:29:33Z")

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Hmmm, nowhere too crazy.

There’s the mausoleum in the seminary, the changing room at Old Navy, in a web-cafe, the classroom, and my personal favorite…

The parking lot of a busy mini-golf outfit. I guess this doesn’t get full credit. While we both played through, so to speak, I was never able to get it in the hole. Hey, you try getting out your wood while a kid and his dad are playing with their putters.

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2010, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-was-the-most-exotic-place-youve-had-sex/539462/62 "2010-05-15T09:25:33Z")

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> [@Autolycus](#):
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> Hmmm, nowhere too crazy.
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> There’s the mausoleum in the seminary, the changing room at Old Navy, in a web-cafe, the classroom, and my personal favorite…
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> The parking lot of a busy mini-golf outfit. I guess this doesn’t get full credit. While we both played through, so to speak, I was never able to get it in the hole. Hey, you try getting out your wood while a kid and his dad are playing with their putters.

What, no bathroom of a sushi bar?

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2010, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-was-the-most-exotic-place-youve-had-sex/539462/63 "2010-05-15T09:30:58Z")

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> [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> What, no bathroom of a sushi bar?

As much as I was interested in this one Thai waitress, alas, it was not to be. And stop calling me a weaboo :mad:😛

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2010, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-was-the-most-exotic-place-youve-had-sex/539462/64 "2010-05-15T09:34:46Z")

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> [@Autolycus](#):
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> As much as I was interested in this one Thai waitress, alas, it was not to be. And stop calling me a weaboo :mad:😛

A thousand apologies, **Auto-san**.

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**Author:** ![MsChilePepper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@MsChilePepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsChilePepper)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2010, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-was-the-most-exotic-place-youve-had-sex/539462/65 "2010-05-15T09:51:13Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> I had no idea the northwest was such a hotbed of parking-garage nookie.

4th floor of a parking garage, downtown Seattle. With the parking attendant, who was my fuck buddy. I drove in, and he said, “What are you doing here?”

“What do you think?” He closed up his little booth, and I drove up to a mostly-deserted floor, parked and did the deed in the back seat of my car.

I snuck out of the house late one night to meet the same guy, and we ended up going to the elementary school a few blocks away and doing it on the playground. Wheee, monkey bars!

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2010, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-was-the-most-exotic-place-youve-had-sex/539462/66 "2010-05-15T12:04:28Z")

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> [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> It’s story time.

It wasn’t her father. I’ll tell you that.

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**Post date:** [May 15, 2010, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-was-the-most-exotic-place-youve-had-sex/539462/67 "2010-05-15T12:54:21Z")

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Fourth grade boy’s restroom.

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**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2010, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-was-the-most-exotic-place-youve-had-sex/539462/68 "2010-05-15T12:57:55Z")

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My de-flowering took place on the side porch of a very strict Baptist church.

I did it on a motorcycle between a shopping center and a drive-in theater at some point in my youth. Since then the strangest place in bed next to my sleeping infant. I really am a boring person.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2010, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-was-the-most-exotic-place-youve-had-sex/539462/69 "2010-05-15T14:59:58Z")

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I’m wondering why no one’s answered the question yet with “In the ass.”

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2010, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-was-the-most-exotic-place-youve-had-sex/539462/70 "2010-05-15T15:15:30Z")

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See Post #3.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2010, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-was-the-most-exotic-place-youve-had-sex/539462/71 "2010-05-15T15:17:30Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> See Post #3.

D’oh! :smack:

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**Author:** ![cdsilv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cdsilv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cdsilv)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2010, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-was-the-most-exotic-place-youve-had-sex/539462/72 "2010-05-15T15:33:18Z")

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In Santa Rosa Sound (between mainland Gulf Breeze and Santa Rosa Island off of Pensacola), on July 4th during the fireworks show. Our timing was impeccable.

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**Post date:** [May 15, 2010, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-was-the-most-exotic-place-youve-had-sex/539462/73 "2010-05-15T15:33:50Z")

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> [@missred](#):
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> In Kentucky and Virginia…at the same time.

I remember when we went to visit the NW Angle once, and noticed the lack of security on the border there (this was after 9/11 too, somewhere between 2002 and 2004) little old randy me was thinking of laying a blanket down in the clearing (the entire US-Canadian border is cleared of trees for 6 feet on either side along its entire length) and making love right on the border. That’s when we were trying to have a second kid too, I thought it would be a neat idea to have him concieved right on the border.

(Yes, you can tell I’m an extreme border geek to be thinking the above)

I have a friend (well, he’s my father’s friend technically) who is a retired border agent and he’s caught a few amourous souls rocking it in two countries at once on his patrols.

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2010, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-was-the-most-exotic-place-youve-had-sex/539462/74 "2010-05-15T15:41:42Z")

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Speaking of doing it on the border, I live pretty close to Four Corners. Is it pretty vacant at night? I’d like to fuck right on the merger of the four states.

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**Author:** ![luv2draw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@luv2draw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luv2draw)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2010, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-was-the-most-exotic-place-youve-had-sex/539462/75 "2010-05-15T22:01:49Z")

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Broadway (NYC).

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**Post date:** [May 15, 2010, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-was-the-most-exotic-place-youve-had-sex/539462/76 "2010-05-15T22:04:56Z")

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> [@Jonathan\_Chance](#):
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> It wasn’t her father. I’ll tell you that.

Was their last name “Robinson”, by any chance?

😉

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**Post date:** [May 15, 2010, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-was-the-most-exotic-place-youve-had-sex/539462/77 "2010-05-15T22:18:55Z")

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An old, unused lighthouse, then later on the beach. Also like someone else had posted, up against the windows on an upper floor of a hotel.

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**Post date:** [May 16, 2010, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-was-the-most-exotic-place-youve-had-sex/539462/78 "2010-05-16T02:58:09Z")

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[Cunningham Falls State park](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunningham_Falls_State_Park) in the middle of the day on the top of the waterfalls. In the Gulf of Mexico near Pensacola, FL. On the balcony of a hotel overlooking the beach in Myrtle Beach, I think someone else was getting lucky under a blanket on the beach at the same time.

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**Post date:** [May 16, 2010, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-was-the-most-exotic-place-youve-had-sex/539462/79 "2010-05-16T03:25:40Z")

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On a train, but in a private car. Fun, that.

I don’t know that I’ve had sex anywhere that would be considered “exotic.”

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**Post date:** [May 16, 2010, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-was-the-most-exotic-place-youve-had-sex/539462/80 "2010-05-16T03:37:51Z")

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Airplane.  
I was hoping I could be first to say this but **Pullin** beat me to it. I don’t know how high we were, tho–didn’t look at the altimeter… I did get the Mile High pin but several years later a burglar stole all my jewelry. Sigh.

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