# Where would you like to have sex... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2000, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900 "2000-10-30T06:25:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/1 "2000-10-30T06:25:50Z")
…being that you haven’t had it before in that place? _Me:_ In space, aside from being “_the final frontier_,” it seems like it would be lotsa fun (_and possibly challenging_) having sex in a “zero g” environment. ::Silo runs away from his computer to sneak onto the next Space Shuttle taking off:: 😃 So what about you? ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/2 "2000-10-30T06:43:58Z")
Anywhere’s better than nowhere. Apparently. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/3 "2000-10-30T07:01:34Z")
I dunno, maybe band camp? ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/4 "2000-10-30T07:13:11Z")
It needs to be said, so… ::ahem:: “In the ass.” ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/5 "2000-10-30T07:19:46Z")
I’m really not that picky. I’d settle for a nice, big, comfortable bed. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/6 "2000-10-30T07:34:06Z")
I’d settle for my dorm room bed, which is neither big nor particularly comfortable. I don’t even want sex… I just want to be able to cuddle quietgirl. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/7 "2000-10-30T08:14:39Z")
If you were a lady of easy virtue, your place would be just fine Silo 😉 ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/8 "2000-10-30T08:28:45Z")
Just having some, even in my own bed, plain-ole missionary style would suffice at this time. Although, in a helicopter would be a wild experience. ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/9 "2000-10-30T09:00:32Z")
For me, the question isn’t where, it’s with who. Anyone want to take a guess? ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/10 "2000-10-30T09:29:55Z")
I’d willingly volunteer techchick68, but I’m stuck on an oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico right now. But I will be taking a helicopter ride next week. I’ll be thinking of you 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/11 "2000-10-30T09:39:55Z")
Standing, on a balcony, about 5 floors above a fairly busy residential street, just after midnight, during a full moon. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a5b964/32.png) [@The\_Stranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stranger)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/12 "2000-10-30T10:01:46Z")
Joshua Tree park in California. I HATE camping, I went there during freshman orientation and I could not believe how quiet it was or that the desert had so many shades of red. Didn’t meet a girl, but I met another guitar player and we played frat shows together for the next 4 years. That park is my favorite place in the world (so far), but it is tough to convince a girl that the high desert is the place to be. techchick68, You are way too bummed out ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/13 "2000-10-30T16:14:59Z")
The floor of the Senate. (The Lincoln bedroom’s been done.) ---
**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/14 "2000-10-30T16:32:14Z")
I’m having sex tonight. I know that really doesn’t have to do with anything but It’s been about a week so I am pretty excited. Now, for my answer- -In the penalty box -On the “big wheel” ferris wheel -I agree with the balcony one ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/15 "2000-10-30T16:34:47Z")
What **techchick** said - at this point, anyplace. I’ll work my way up to doggie style in a harness while skydiving. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/16 "2000-10-30T16:35:32Z")
On the moon. Probably would need a cozy dome of some type. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SkySlash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SkySlash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkySlash)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/17 "2000-10-30T17:56:55Z")
On a big comfortable bed, shadowed by moonlight in the backcountry of Australia. Only clause would be that it be with a wife…I’m not married yet, but I cant imagine that scene with anyone else… -SS ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/18 "2000-10-30T18:32:29Z")
I always thought it would be cool to do it on “Chairy” from Pee Wee’s Playhouse. Then, psycat and I were watching Blood Sport (don’t ask) last night and I thought it would be pretty funny to make love to that song “Kumite” (basically a corny-ass chant: kumite - kumite - kumite). Put both those scenes together and what have you got? Hmm…maybe I need to se a shrink. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/19 "2000-10-30T18:51:49Z")
In a glass box made from a two-way mirror right in the middle of Time Square. We can see them but they can’t see us. It’s a combination of the exhibitionist and the “I know something you don’t know” in me. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/20 "2000-10-30T19:02:28Z")
Up in the Catskill Mountains of scenic New York, there is one especially cozy spot. It’s about an hour hike up to the top of the mountain, past flowing streams, rock formations, and lush green forest. At the very top you can see the Hudson River on a clear day. There is an old tree, with big, outstretched limbs that embrace all that has past before it. Beneath the tree, the ground is covered with soft, spongy moss, and the large surrounding ferns create a perfectly secluded spot. We spread a blanket over the moss on a warm autumn day. A light breeze whispers through the trees, as multi-colored leaves rain down upon us softly. As the birds serenade us, we just hold each other and kiss for an hour, enjoying the beauty that’s around us and within each other. The passion grows, the sex is amazing. Just as we’re finished, a light mist of rain arrives to cool us off. We laugh, we kiss some more, I pick her a wildflower bouquet. She loves the colors, yet they pale in comparison to her radiance. The sun is starting to dip in the sky, and it’s time to hike back now. We’ll always remember this spot. Sigh. One day, I’m going back there. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900.md?page=2)