# Where would you like to have sex... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2000, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900 "2000-10-30T06:25:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/41 "2000-10-31T03:52:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > \*\*…you’re absolutely sure you’re not gay? \*\* :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: KITTY!!! :: thud :: Sorry, I just fell to the floor. _am i gay…jeez louise what a question!!!_ > [@](#): > > **If you’re not then when’d you like to take a trip out there?** I said I was thinking of doing the guided tour thing. One passenger at a time, please. And just for you, **Silo** …(I wouldn’t want to break any government-mandated posting guidelines or anything.) 😃 OK, so let’s say I’m just _really_ horny (gee, that’s a reach). I would want to be on the beach at night, and fuck like a banshee under the spell of a Mayan moon. Fuck, fuck, fuck, all night long, 'til the gulls flew in. How’s that? I also wouldn’t mind hooking up with one of those chairs that hang from the ceiling, as mentioned here: 😉 [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=44205](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=44205) ---
**Author:** ![enilorac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3bc359/32.png) [@enilorac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enilorac)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/42 "2000-10-31T05:44:27Z")
at the tidal pools at makapu’u preferably not at noon and not when the tide’s coming in. or on a big waterbed somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/43 "2000-10-31T06:28:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Poysyn \* > \*\*Now, for my answer- > > -In the penalty box > \*\* More info please. Two minutes for high sticking? For hooking? For boarding? For “holding the stick”? Or a ten minute misconduct? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/44 "2000-10-31T06:31:02Z")
How could I forget _ **"SPEARING"** _?? ---
**Author:** ![That\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e79b87/32.png) [@That\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/That_Girl)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/45 "2000-10-31T06:32:42Z")
_ **SPACE?** _ That’s one I hadn’t thought of (Except during that old Bond video). I was going to say on a flat-topped roof, like the one on my building. It has me thinking, but it never quite sounds comfortable enough to really work. So, space. Sigh. Settle for the impossible over the impractical again. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/46 "2000-10-31T06:41:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Welfy \* > > \*\*I’d want it to be in one of those rooms you see in those movies…not sure what they’re called but it looks like the type of place an Indian or Middle Eastern princess would sleep in: all the silky satiny curtains, cushions covering the ground, incense…you know. It just seems so exotic. > > \*\* > > Might you be thinking of _boudoir_?\*\* No, the word you’re looking for is harem. Anyway. -In Les Arenes de Lutece, an old Roman forum in Paris. -Anywhere in Paris, for that matter. -In a wonderful Sarah Bernhardt drawing room environment with satins and potted palms. -In a metro station. ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/47 "2000-10-31T09:28:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zyada \* > \*\*Another thought - on a bed of rose petals. Since they sell roses by the side of the road for cheap in the spring, this just might be doable. \*\* Just make sure you only get the petals - those thorns can be distracting! And as for me, I didn’t notice anyplace in this thread that seemed like a really _bad_ idea. ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/48 "2000-10-31T13:30:41Z")
1 in the ocean, or the gulf of mexico, at night. 2 the indiana dunes, lake michigan [http://www.nps.gov/indu/](http://www.nps.gov/indu/) 4 my bed 4 at a park near my house short list, but i could not think of many places that have not already been mentioned. ---
**Author:** ![RalfCoder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@RalfCoder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RalfCoder)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/49 "2000-10-31T15:03:09Z")
Well, we did the deed on a beach once, but it wasn’t exactly a romantic encounter. I was young, full of testosterone, and eager. She was willing to put up with my crazy ideas, so we found a spot where the road was near the water, walked through the bushes and down the bank to the water, and finished in all of about 4 minutes. I’m sure it was a non-event for her. About two days later, I realized that the bushes were poison ivy. I itched in odd spots, lots of them. She didn’t get any, thankfully. So my dream spot would still be a beach, on a warm summer night, with a clear starry sky. The campfire has died down to embers, and a few small ripples mar the surface of the lake. The full moon is climbing into the sky in front of us, and a pair of white swans glide by, as we lay on blankets in the warm sand. And there’s not a growing green plant within 100 feet of us. ---
**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/50 "2000-10-31T16:53:35Z")
I hate to pop some balloons here, but just as info … On a bed of rose petals isn’t particularly comfortable. Those things cling, and can get into the darndest places. And in the ocean can induce burning sensations in both partners. Salt water, you know. (Yes, I am a romantic devil, but as you can see, my ideas don’t always pan out as well as I’d like for them to.) I’ve also made love on a bed of money. My ex and I sold a car once, and the lady who bought it paid in cash. We had $3,000 in twenties. So we laid it on the bed and calculated our interest. Again, not as much fun as it would seem. Of course, I’m circumcised, so according to Jack Dean Tyler, that’s my biggest problem right there. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/51 "2000-10-31T16:54:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Poysyn \* > > \*\*Now, for my answer- > > > > -In the penalty box > > \*\* > > More info please. > > Two minutes for high sticking? > > For hooking? > > For boarding? > > For “holding the stick”? > > Or a ten minute misconduct? > > 😉 > > \*\* Could be worse - “2 minues, using a broken stick…” or “too many men on the ice…” ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/52 "2000-10-31T16:56:43Z")
“jungle love in the surf in the pouring rain, everything better when wet” ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/53 "2000-10-31T17:21:46Z")
A little tip for all of you would-be water lovers - it doesn’t work very well. The chlorine in pool water and the salt in ocean water tends to dry things out and it just becomes uncomfortable. BY the pool (preferably on the cushions you’ve just pulled from the chaise lounge) works pretty well, particularly in the middle of the day. BY the ocean (on a towel or sheet big enough to keep the sand away from the places you don’t want it) also works very well, particularly in the middle of the day. You may also want to try: 1. Inside the VA State Captial building (you’d be surprised how many rooms there are that no one every wanders into). 2. On Hanover Avenue, in the Fan district of the City of Richmond, right in the front yard (not, however, in the middle of the day). 3. In Hollywood Cemetery, overlooking the James River (in the middle of the day, but again, its a big place and there are all sorts of out of the way places). 4. In the middle of the James River, on a large flat rock (dusk, just enough light to see how to get back to shore). 5. In the middle of a freshly cut field in New Kent County, under about 800 gazillion stars, in June. I still have the mosquito bites on my butt to prove it. Places still on my list to try: an airplane, a train, the backseat of a limo (a certain transportation theme here) moving through downtown at noon, lagoon-side in Tahiti, and in a Mayan ruin (going to Tulum in Feb. so that one’s going to happen). My favorite place,however, is in my/our bed. No props, no extras, nothing fancy. Just the two of us. It doesnt’ get any better (for her or I, anyway). ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/54 "2000-11-01T03:35:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by plnnr \* > \*\*A little tip for all of you would-be water lovers - it doesn’t work very well. The chlorine in pool water and the salt in ocean water tends to dry things out and it just becomes uncomfortable. BY the pool (preferably on the cushions you’ve just pulled from the chaise lounge) works pretty well, particularly in the middle of the day. BY the ocean (on a towel or sheet big enough to keep the sand away from the places you don’t want it) also works very well, particularly in the middle of the day. You may also want to try: > > 1. Inside the VA State Captial building (you’d be surprised how many rooms there are that no one every wanders into). > 2. On Hanover Avenue, in the Fan district of the City of Richmond, right in the front yard (not, however, in the middle of the day). > 3. In Hollywood Cemetery, overlooking the James River (in the middle of the day, but again, its a big place and there are all sorts of out of the way places). > 4. In the middle of the James River, on a large flat rock (dusk, just enough light to see how to get back to shore). > 5. In the middle of a freshly cut field in New Kent County, under about 800 gazillion stars, in June. I still have the mosquito bites on my butt to prove it. > > Places still on my list to try: an airplane, a train, the backseat of a limo (a certain transportation theme here) moving through downtown at noon, lagoon-side in Tahiti, and in a Mayan ruin (going to Tulum in Feb. so that one’s going to happen). > > My favorite place,however, is in my/our bed. No props, no extras, nothing fancy. Just the two of us. It doesnt’ get any better (for her or I, anyway). \*\* Hey now, I’m in Richmond too! 😉 Heh, I know of the places you mention, I’ve been to all of them. Hmmph!..small world we live in. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/55 "2000-11-01T04:16:24Z")
It’s been 20 years and 9 months, so a nice comfy bed would be just fine, thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/56 "2000-11-01T04:38:37Z")
Having managed most of my life goals in that aspect, its a short list. -Busy Subway station -nice corner office desk (I don’t have the job yet…) -planetarium -I’ve heard California’s nice Dry, love, you didn’t answer the question… ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/57 "2000-11-01T04:59:47Z")
1. in a tree house 2. in a ball pit 3. on a pile of pillows 4. in the rain 5. on the roof of a sky scraper 6. in a fort etc. etc. etc… ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/58 "2000-11-01T05:51:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anthracite \* > \*\*It has to be done - it is yours and **Monfort’s** responsibility now to do it. And you can know that all 9600 or so of us will be watching, and judging. > > Oh, yes. Judging. > > Anyone else want to second me on this?\*\* SECOND! Hell, I have to get Montfort back for the 3 months of teasing. So I’ll second you, Una dear. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Brainz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Brainz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brainz)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/59 "2000-11-01T07:03:57Z")
Ladies…In all of your bedrooms! ---
**Author:** ![Brainz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Brainz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brainz)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/60 "2000-11-01T07:05:43Z")
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