# Where would you like to have sex... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2000, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900 "2000-10-30T06:25:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/61 "2000-11-01T09:05:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > \*\*Could be worse - “2 minues, using a broken stick…” > > or “too many men on the ice…” > \*\* I was going to mention “boarding” and “being waved off for having a skate in the, _cough_, crease” but I didn’t want to get TOO graphic. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > \*\*Dry, love, you didn’t answer the question… \*\* _ **FINE! FINE!!** _ In a nice, corner office, preferably near a planetarium, in California. (We don’t really have subway stations) Also in a certain dorm room at the University of Pittsburgh. [sub]Oh, what the hell: Anywhere Medea’s Child wants to.[/sub] Happy, honey?? ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/62 "2000-11-01T10:08:59Z")
**Anthracite** and **Falcon**. I don’t think so, not without paying for it.😛 And I don’t think so many is so interested to see us together. ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/63 "2000-11-01T16:08:12Z")
baker and spoofe, 22 years. isn’t it depressing? ---
**Author:** ![psiekier](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psiekier/32/116_2.png) [@psiekier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psiekier)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/64 "2000-11-01T16:21:15Z")
My favourite “location fantasy” that has yet to be fulfilled is “on a plane” (mmm… Mile High Club!), but in an elevator is a close runner-up. Of course, _anywhere_ with Palmyra would be just dandy… 😉 * * * Pete Long time RGMWer and ardent AOLer ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/65 "2000-11-01T16:32:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mega the roo \* > \*\*2. in a ball pit \*\* Is it just me, or are we all dying to know??? mega, _what_ is a ball pit? It sure sounds like fun. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/66 "2000-11-01T16:39:18Z")
DW, ``` I think she means one of those little areas filled with plastic balls you see for the little kids at some fast food places. ``` I hope she’s not doing it during lunch hour… ---
**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/67 "2000-11-01T20:07:54Z")
In a park in the middle of the night would be nice… but the drug-addicts who stare would get on my nerves I guess… especially as I d happen to know lots of them… Damn… I am imagining it now… mashed guys coming nearer… staring staring staring. laughing. “Isnt that dodgy?” laughing again Another mashed bloke faking cockney accent “I can not confidently say that.” Mashed girl: “Come on let’s go guys…” Mashed boys: “NO!” all laughing and staring (including the mashed girl) No… I wont do that ever… maybe I ll be the mashed girl… but not the girl in action… ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/68 "2000-11-01T22:35:56Z")
brainz - Tell us what you think of Hilary. Nevermind, don’t. Not really, it’s just one of those fantasy things, but on the demonstration table at the front of a very large class called “How to Screw Like a Pro”. ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/69 "2000-11-01T23:00:47Z")
> [@](#): > > - Fairy Princess Kitty said: \*Shoo! The lot of you, shoo! I claim DW, he’s mine. And _you_, my dear, are underage. He’s mine, of course. :^) ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/70 "2000-11-02T00:22:49Z")
Welfy! Age doesn’t matter, I can claim him if I want to. I own five freshies, a few upper classmen and a few people outside school too… the words “jail bait” mean nothing… gotta love having relatives in law enforcement. So he’s mine, he’s ALL mine. Got that? Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/71 "2000-11-02T00:25:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > \*\* DW, > > ``` > I think she means one of those little areas filled with plastic balls you see for the little kids at some fast food places. ** > > ``` Now _that_ sounds like fun. **Welfy** …you little vixen. I hope you have comfortable hiking boots! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/72 "2000-11-02T00:43:04Z")
Kitty, I am a free-spirited wolf, and cannot be owned by anyone. :o And from the looks of things, I’d say your stable is pretty full right now!!! ( ps - don’t ever play poker if you’re going to tip your hand like that 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![Malarky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Malarky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malarky)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/73 "2000-11-02T00:45:13Z")
In the rain…I don’t care if I get sick afterwards, I don’t care if someone sees, I just wanna have sex in the rain! ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/74 "2000-11-02T01:35:28Z")
I can’t believe no one’s said this one yet: on top of a pinball machine. They really are surprizingly stable objects. I was once dancing on top of one at a bar (till the bartender knocked me off-oh, I love Meadville). Now, while playing it, THAT takes some skillz. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/75 "2000-11-02T01:43:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Malarky \* > \*\*In the rain…I don’t care if I get sick afterwards, I don’t care if someone sees, I just wanna have sex in the rain! \*\* Do it in Hawaii. Rain’s warm there. I made out with my then-GF for an hour or two in the pouring rain (which was great, nobody else around!) and didn’t even get the sniffles. (Shared body heat is also a wonderful thing. :D) ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/76 "2000-11-02T01:55:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\* > Not really, it’s just one of those fantasy things, but on the demonstration table at the front of a very large class called “How to Screw Like a Pro”. \*\* Umm, I was thinking of starting a class like that, would you like to co-instruct?? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![flikker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8baadc/32.png) [@flikker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flikker)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/77 "2000-11-02T02:02:10Z")
1. in dpr’s car 2. in a library 3. cedar creek falls 4. almost anywhere! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/78 "2000-11-02T02:34:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Malarky \* > \*\*In the rain…I don’t care if I get sick afterwards, I don’t care if someone sees, I just wanna have sex in the rain! \*\* Nit-picker note: being out in the rain won’t make you sick: [http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4\_104.html](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_104.html) While I haven’t made love in the rain (all I’m waiting for is the right man and a convenient thunderstorm!) I’ve done plenty of other things in the rain, including gardening in a cold drizzle. All it ever did was make a nice hot shower feel even better. ---
**Author:** ![Brainz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Brainz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brainz)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/79 "2000-11-02T05:03:34Z")
Diane, Obviously Hillery can’t do it as good as Monica, or Jennifer or ?. But what the hell does Bill really know except where the closest McDonalds is located. Hillery would most likley enjoy the bench in the locker room of the NY Jets… (Though just to get votes) ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900/80 "2000-11-02T16:03:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Brainz \* > \*\*Diane, Obviously Hillery can’t do it as good as Monica, or Jennifer or ?. But what the hell does Bill really know except where the closest McDonalds is located. Hillery would most likley enjoy the bench in the locker room of the NY Jets… (Though just to get votes) \*\* Yeah, and she’d campaign right outside, thinking she was in NY…like when she talked to an Erie PA radio station thinking Erie was in NY… Hey, if Bill DID do it with Hillary he’d be in Walter Reed: “Mr. President, how did you get frostbite on your dick?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-would-you-like-to-have-sex/38900.md?page=5)