# Where ya gonna hang it? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 1, 2017, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-ya-gonna-hang-it/783515 "2017-04-01T17:57:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-ya-gonna-hang-it/783515/1 "2017-04-01T17:57:51Z")
Just announced, from Monoprice, the [ultimate TV wall mount.](https://www.monoprice.com/Product?c_id=109&cs_id=1082806&cp_id=10828&p_id=24254&seq=1&format=2&cl=res&utm_source=170401_email&utm_medium=email&utm_content=antigravity_hero&utm_campaign=170401_antigravity) I want one! Girl optional. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-ya-gonna-hang-it/783515/2 "2017-04-01T18:10:18Z")
Anti-gravity? Sure. ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-ya-gonna-hang-it/783515/3 "2017-04-01T18:22:49Z")
This one should generate some good reviews. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-ya-gonna-hang-it/783515/4 "2017-04-01T18:24:39Z")
What happens when the power goes out? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-ya-gonna-hang-it/783515/5 "2017-04-01T19:11:19Z")
I wish I could just sleep through this day. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-ya-gonna-hang-it/783515/6 "2017-04-01T19:19:22Z")
> [@Bumbazine](#): > > What happens when the power goes out? That was my first concern. ETA: I would guess that gravity will assume her role as a harsh mistress. ---
**Author:** ![Okrahoma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90db22/32.png) [@Okrahoma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Okrahoma)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-ya-gonna-hang-it/783515/7 "2017-04-01T19:49:29Z")
> [@Ike\_Witt](#): > > That was my first concern. > > ETA: I would guess that gravity will assume her role as a harsh mistress. Someone asked that answer on the linked page. The answer was simple - the mount would simply jump, together with the TV, forward in time to when the power is restored. ---
**Author:** ![GaryM](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garym/32/241_2.png) [@GaryM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaryM)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-ya-gonna-hang-it/783515/8 "2017-04-01T21:54:39Z")
> [@Ike\_Witt](#): > > That was my first concern. > > ETA: I would guess that gravity will assume her role as a harsh mistress. No, the moon is a harsh mistress. At least I read that somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-ya-gonna-hang-it/783515/9 "2017-04-01T22:27:26Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > I wish I could just sleep through this day. It’s the one day of the year when at least people treat the internet with an appropriate amount of skepticism. ---
**Author:** ![PoppaSan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/poppasan/32/189_2.png) [@PoppaSan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoppaSan)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-ya-gonna-hang-it/783515/10 "2017-04-02T02:52:29Z")
> [@Musicat](#): > > Just announced, from Monoprice, the [ultimate TV wall mount.](https://www.monoprice.com/Product?c_id=109&cs_id=1082806&cp_id=10828&p_id=24254&seq=1&format=2&cl=res&utm_source=170401_email&utm_medium=email&utm_content=antigravity_hero&utm_campaign=170401_antigravity) I want one! > > Girl optional. I didn’t see the specs on the optional add-on (girl.) I want that almost as much as the TV mount. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-ya-gonna-hang-it/783515/11 "2017-04-02T12:48:01Z")
**"Maximum Display Weight - Infinite"** Surly this has some amazing industrial applications. No?:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-ya-gonna-hang-it/783515/12 "2017-04-02T19:13:25Z")
> [@GaryM](#): > > No, the moon is a harsh mistress. At least I read that somewhere. [The Tick](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZwX7vsROP4). ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-ya-gonna-hang-it/783515/13 "2017-04-02T19:37:48Z")
I couldn’t resist temptation, in spite of the price. I bought one of these mounts. Woe to doubters – it works perfectly![sup]\*[/sup] [sup]\*[/sup]Minor problem. It only works one day per year. And the girl wasn’t included. Sad! ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-ya-gonna-hang-it/783515/14 "2017-04-03T03:32:58Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > It’s the one day of the year when at least people treat the internet with an appropriate amount of skepticism. If only this was a joke… ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-ya-gonna-hang-it/783515/15 "2017-04-03T23:55:09Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > If only this was a joke… Wy Knott?