# Where you be. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2005, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-you-be/319392 "2005-08-31T05:45:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-you-be/319392/1 "2005-08-31T05:45:36Z")
…take a picture of what you see. [Where I yam.](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/devilsnew/9d51c7a4.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-you-be/319392/2 "2005-08-31T06:37:08Z")
[What I see](http://www.gabemartinez.com/where.html) ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-you-be/319392/3 "2005-08-31T07:35:04Z")
[Untidy? Huh? Me?](http://www.owainsutton.co.uk/images/where.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Nanoda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Nanoda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanoda)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-you-be/319392/4 "2005-08-31T07:44:03Z")
[What you’d see](http://members.shaw.ca/nanoda/webcam2.jpg) from where that webcam I salvaged is. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-you-be/319392/5 "2005-08-31T08:14:29Z")
[I see this.](http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/6927/img05890au.jpg) [You’d see this.](http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/3757/smallme6mh.jpg) Not someone you’d want to run into in a dark alley. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-you-be/319392/6 "2005-08-31T08:33:02Z")
[My desk.](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/dareva70609/detail?.dir=8a9c&.dnm=5e2c.jpg&.src=ph) Note the _Trigun_ desktop background and the twisty straw in my water glass. ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-you-be/319392/7 "2005-08-31T08:48:16Z")
[My Hotel.](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/pa_sdmb/DSC00572.jpg) Not too shady. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-you-be/319392/8 "2005-08-31T13:19:12Z")
[My favorite part of the house…](http://img19.imageshack.us/my.php?image=geekyheaven3hy.jpg) I love it, it’s my slice of Geek Heaven. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-you-be/319392/9 "2005-08-31T13:46:20Z")
Oooo…it’s almost like you’re seeing [through my eyes](http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?dispsize=800&album=Misc&pic=Misc009.JPG&start=0&picindex=8&mode=)… ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-you-be/319392/10 "2005-08-31T14:04:03Z")
> [@Anastasaeon](#): > > [You’d see this.](http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/3757/smallme6mh.jpg) > > Not someone you’d want to run into in a dark alley. I don’t know, I’d take my chances. You are purdy. ---
**Author:** ![Unregistered\_Bull](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3da27b/32.png) [@Unregistered\_Bull](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unregistered_Bull)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-you-be/319392/11 "2005-08-31T15:17:49Z")
> [@devilsknew](#): > > I don’t know, I’d take my chances. > > You are purdy. This is probably a bit inappropriate. But I thought the same thing. Maybe she’s the country’s cutest mugger? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-you-be/319392/12 "2005-08-31T15:29:55Z")
> [@devilsknew](#): > > I don’t know, I’d take my chances. > > You are purdy. > [@Unregistered Bull](#): > > This is probably a bit inappropriate. But I thought the same thing. Maybe she’s the country’s cutest mugger? Bah, both of ye. When I was a teenybopper, my best friend was chatting away with me about one of my current crushes of the time. She wanted to know what I would do in certain scenarios. Some kind of silly game we were playing, or something. Much giggling. Anyway, one of the things she asked me was: “What would you do if you met [current crush] all alone in a dark alley?” Without missing a beat, I replied, “Take out my knife and stab him to death?” There’s a moral in there, somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-you-be/319392/13 "2005-08-31T15:34:35Z")
Eeek…until I read that, I was planning on being the third poster wanting to be in that dark alley… ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-you-be/319392/14 "2005-08-31T19:21:38Z")
> [@Anastasaeon](#): > > Anyway, one of the things she asked me was: “What would you do if you met [current crush] all alone in a dark alley?” > Without missing a beat, I replied, “Take out my knife and stab him to death?” > > There’s a moral in there, somewhere. I love you. You are the perfect combination of cute and evil. ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-you-be/319392/15 "2005-08-31T19:31:15Z")
Where I be? I be [here](http://www.mortalwombat.com/Image/Eliminator.jpg) in the WC with the PC. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-you-be/319392/16 "2005-08-31T21:17:49Z")
[Here’s where I am.](http://groups.msn.com/FCMPottery/miscellaneous.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=53) The big can o’cashews is empty, but it took us several weeks to eat them all. So don’t go thinking I snarfed down 3 pounds of salted cashews in one sitting… The desk is semi-tidy because it’s too small to get too messy. You’ll notice I didn’t show you the inside of the drawers. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-you-be/319392/17 "2005-08-31T21:20:54Z")
> [@pinkfreud](#): > > Where I be? I be [here](http://www.mortalwombat.com/Image/Eliminator.jpg) in the WC with the PC. Your picture raises so many questions, I don’t even know where to begin… ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-you-be/319392/18 "2005-08-31T21:29:38Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > The big can o’cashews is empty… I think the lamp ate them ---
**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-you-be/319392/19 "2005-08-31T21:39:44Z")
[Here](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v689/miketurk/Image731.jpg). Now rendered in incredibly-inaccurate color brought to you by my cellphone. ---
**Author:** ![Giant\_Spongess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/94ad74/32.png) [@Giant\_Spongess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giant_Spongess)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-you-be/319392/20 "2005-08-31T22:12:39Z")
[Here](http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload0/whatisee.jpg) is my little corner. The dark lump is a hanky piled on a Jerry Garcia tie. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-you-be/319392.md?page=2)