# Where'd Miss January go?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whered-miss-january-go/198728>\
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**Created:** [August 31, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whered-miss-january-go/198728 "2003-08-31T01:38:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whered-miss-january-go/198728/1 "2003-08-31T01:38:11Z")

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☹ I thought we had something, a chemistry, even…☹

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whered-miss-january-go/198728/2 "2003-08-31T02:04:16Z")

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I think I speak for everyone when I say, “Huh?”

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whered-miss-january-go/198728/3 "2003-08-31T02:13:39Z")

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There was a thread started by some Arizona beauty pageant contestant, looking for votes in an on line competition. It was her only post to that point, pretty much posted spam, and I suspect the thread was deleted because of it. But I was fortunate enough to follow the link to the website, which was non-pornographic, but DAMN!!! They sure don’t grow 'em like that here! E-mail me if you’d like the link. I imagine if I posted it, the Mods would not look too kindly on it.

You could tell by the way she posted that she wanted me though. The attraction was undeniable.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whered-miss-january-go/198728/4 "2003-08-31T03:53:28Z")

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Can you say “spam”? I knew you could!

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whered-miss-january-go/198728/5 "2003-08-31T03:59:41Z")

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But Lynn, she WANTED me! You plowed under the seeds of love and salted the field. She’ll be crushed…

Maybe she’ll e-mail me.

😉