# Where'd Satan Go?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whered-satan-go/42146
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [November 21, 2000, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whered-satan-go/42146 "2000-11-21T16:51:58Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2000, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whered-satan-go/42146/41 "2000-11-22T15:18:47Z")
I figgered he was embarrased cause he had started smoking again, and didn’t want to change his sig!
Bottom line, as much as it sucks now, everyone I know who has lost a job has ended up in a better place afterwards. Best wishes for strength in difficult times. Besides, in another couple of years **Satan** will have a rich lawyer to support him in the lifestyle he’d like to become accustomed to.
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2000, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whered-satan-go/42146/42 "2000-11-22T15:19:22Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Diane \*
> **Although a little sarcastic, my comment wasn’t meant to be catty or snide, but knowing the thin skins of certain people, I should have known to pulled the punch just a little bit. My apologies.**
In other words: it wasn’t a huge surprise that your comment was interpreted more harshly than you probably intended it. That’s what I meant. And thanks for apologising.
No spanking though - not to worry 🙂
You need to try me a little harder before I resort to measures of bodily harm.
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### Author:  [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2000, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whered-satan-go/42146/43 "2000-11-22T15:21:28Z")
You’re so very welcome.
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Oh, and in the future we can all expect you to keep any and all unconfirmed comments to yourself, right?
Just so we’re clear.
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2000, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whered-satan-go/42146/44 "2000-11-22T15:21:29Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Drain Bead \*
> \*\*Gee, thanks for the heartfelt apology, Diane. I knew that as soon as you realized how absolutely and wholeheartedly wrong you were about the whole situation, you’d be horribly contrite and do your best to make up for it, if only to wash that horrible taste of foot out of your mouth. I so appreciate your kind words. \*\*
Drain Bead, mind your language. Either take it to the Pit, or dicuss it here - with civility.
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### Author:  [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2000, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whered-satan-go/42146/45 "2000-11-22T15:22:25Z")
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\*Originally posted by Coldfire \*
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> \*Originally posted by Diane \*
> No spanking though - not to worry 🙂
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Don’t worry about **Coldfire** , **Diane**. He’s new, and he’ll catch on.
Meantime, come over here for your spanking.
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2000, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whered-satan-go/42146/46 "2000-11-22T15:22:51Z")
Diane, you too. Dammit, is it so hard to NOT hit that submit button?
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### Author:  [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2000, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whered-satan-go/42146/47 "2000-11-22T15:28:39Z")
:::must not hit _SUBMIT REPLY_:::
:::must not hit _SUBMIT REPLY_:::
:::must not hit _SUMBIT REPLY_:::
Crap, sorry Cloggy. . . .
I. . . .
just. . .
can’t. . . .
stop. . . . .
(_!_)
:::waiting:::
:::waiting:::
Damn amateur mods.
Yooo hooo, Manny!!! 😉
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### Author:  [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2000, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whered-satan-go/42146/48 "2000-11-22T16:19:03Z")
Mind the china cups everyone and _do_ try not to spill blood on the carpet.
Anyone for a scone or a sticky bun ?
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### Author:  [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2000, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whered-satan-go/42146/49 "2000-11-22T16:21:53Z")
This is more of a crumpet event, wouldn’t you say L.C.? Shall I pour the tea?
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### Author:  [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2000, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whered-satan-go/42146/50 "2000-11-22T16:33:45Z")
[Beavis voice on]He said _sticky buns_ har har har har[/Beavis voice off]
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### Author:  [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2000, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whered-satan-go/42146/51 "2000-11-22T16:34:22Z")
Hi Taters. Oh yes ………and if Diane keeps mentioning spanking and ‘submit’ I might need something a little stronger……but lets try to stay on course. Please, _do_ pour.
Did you see that Mrs Jones at the Women’s Guild meeting the other night ? – **what** could she have been thinking wearing a dress like that – her just widowed, and all. I’m not one to gossip but……………….
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### Author:  [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2000, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whered-satan-go/42146/52 "2000-11-22T16:45:33Z")
Milk or lemon, my dear? And can you believe the nerve of some people, promising other people that they’d e-mail them something and then two weeks later it still isn’t there? 😉
Ooops…sorry, some of the snideness must’ve rubbed off on me.
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### Author:  [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2000, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whered-satan-go/42146/53 "2000-11-22T16:50:28Z")
Hey tater, you trying to move in on my quest for punishment?
You best be steppin’, girlfriend.
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### Author:  [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2000, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whered-satan-go/42146/54 "2000-11-22T16:53:34Z")
Um, no, I’m shamelessly trying to flirt with the devilishly delish LC. 😃
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### Author:  [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whered-satan-go/42146/55 "2000-11-22T16:56:54Z")
Alrighty then.
(Not that I blame you. Whooo hoooo!!! :D)
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### Author:  [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2000, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whered-satan-go/42146/56 "2000-11-22T17:02:59Z")
I cook, I clean, I shop, I do the washing, I’m a bloody taxi service for everyone around here and you’re not happy with that !
Honestly, I just don’t know !!!
Calm down, ladies. One whiff of sticky buns and you’re all a’quiver.
\…If only it was that easy…\
Tech issues, Taters. Might have to compromise. On The Case. Deadline aware. Roger, wilko, bingo, banana’s. Over and under. Ten Pole Tudor. The Beagle has Sanded the sideboard. Signing o………
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### Author:  [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2000, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whered-satan-go/42146/57 "2000-11-22T17:09:05Z")
Tech issues…_riiiiggghhhttt_. There’s somebody else, isn’t there? Some other poster has stolen your heart. Sob. Whatever is a tater to do?
Anybody got any whiskey for the tea? Sniffles…I’ve just had my heart cruelly broken.
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### Author:  [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2000, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whered-satan-go/42146/58 "2000-11-22T17:13:49Z")
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> One whiff of sticky buns
You are definitely a member of the Hot Euro Man Meat Club, but I do have my limits when it comes to sniffing sticky buns. That’s just icky.
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### Author:  [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2000, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whered-satan-go/42146/59 "2000-11-22T17:30:11Z")
**Taters:**
Well, if you must know…………….(pause)……………there is.
It’s the pool cleaning man. And can you blame me ! You never pay _me_ any attention any more, you take _everything_ for granted, you _hardly_ see the kids ! You come home, switch on the TV and don’t want to talk. Remember how we used to talk……
He’s actually very nice.
He thinks I’m _interesting_ and doesn’t disapprove of everything I do, everything I wear, everything I say. He _listens_ to me and……. he likes my hair.
So there, now you know !!
Diane – “limits”. Hmmm. And I thought you were a wild frontier woman.
Taters – Drama Queen!. I’d give you a handkerchief but it’s one of Coldie’s and we can’t be sure where it’s been.
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### Author:  [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2000, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whered-satan-go/42146/60 "2000-11-22T17:49:13Z")
Even us wild frontier women have our fears. Maybe you could help me over come those fears in a few months?
Maybe.
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> we can’t be sure where it’s been.
Oh, I think we can.
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