I knew a deaf guy once, and he was good at ASL but he couldn’t type. You are therefore wrong.
According to your location field, you’re in the UK. If your friend was using American Sign Language it’s no wonder he was unintelligible, let alone able to type.
Logical fallacies annoy me. I don’t like being annoyed. So, I’m afraid I can’t post a logical fallacy.
Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this thread? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this thread! It does not make sense! Look at me. I’m a Doper in a thread about logical fallacies, and I’m talkin’ about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you’re at your computer deliberatin’ and conjugatin’ the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed SDMB, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! Gangster Octopus rests.
Courtesy of South Park
All posts in this thread were by people.
Socrates was a person.
Therefore Socrates has posted in this thread.
And remember: all syllogisms have three parts, so this is not a syllogism.
Some of our deaf people speak foreign languages.
Since your location field says “City of Washington” it’s clear that you live in America and therefore know nothing about what goes on here.
“logical”= of or relating to logs
“fallacy”= the art of falling
Therefore, everyone who has posted to this thread has failed, as none of them discussed the real meaning of “logical fallacy”, falling wood.
At any rate, I found nine people who agree with me, and, should you disagree, you will lose your head during the next occurrence of logical fallacy.
Which helps prove my point about mute Dopers. American sign language negates the need for speech entirely, despite one’s ability to speak regardless; foreign languages or otherwise.
This man Washington, what nationality was he born to, again?
George Washington was British.
He was a father of the U.S. and had wooden teeth.
Therefore, every person in the U.S. with wooden teeth is actually British.
This precludes people from Washington state, who get their wooden teeth only from falling trees, and so not only always speak in logical fallacies but can also speak to trees.
You’re all just full of shit.
(My post is my cite.)
Many Final Fantasy characters are named Cecil.
The guy who writes the Straight Dope columns is named Cecil.
Therefore, the Straight Dope is written by a Final Fantasy character.
Baby, don’t hurt me.
I noticed a logical fallacy in one of these posts. Therefore, they must all contain logical fallacies!
All men are mortal.
Socrates is mortal.
Therefore, Socrates was Greek.
If you post an illogical fallacy, then penis ensues.
I was about to post a brilliant refutation of your statement, but suddenly I am run over by a truck.
Dont hurt me, no more.
This post is going to contain a logical fallacy.
I just know this, because this post contains a logical fallacy.
You see? I just proved it. This post contains a logical fallacy.