# Wherein Superdude finds his bad self a cute lil Girl Wonder!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wherein-superdude-finds-his-bad-self-a-cute-lil-girl-wonder/91648
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [November 5, 2001, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wherein-superdude-finds-his-bad-self-a-cute-lil-girl-wonder/91648 "2001-11-05T19:02:42Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2001, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wherein-superdude-finds-his-bad-self-a-cute-lil-girl-wonder/91648/1 "2001-11-05T19:02:42Z")
She doesn’t read the boards, but the ever-lovin’ **Superdude** has found a new **Supergirlfriend** to help keep him from falling victim to all of the perils that surround being a superhero. I suppose I can trust the “privacy” of the boards with her real first name, which is Chelsie. She and I have decided to team up to fight crime. And that’s not the only thing that having a partner’s good for, if you catch my drift. So, in an extreme effort of self-control, **Supergirlfriend** has decided that **Superdude** has no real reason to flirt uncontrollably with all the BoardBabes™, so he’s making a huge effort to scale back on that.
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### Author:  [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2001, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wherein-superdude-finds-his-bad-self-a-cute-lil-girl-wonder/91648/2 "2001-11-05T19:06:30Z")
Yip.
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2001, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wherein-superdude-finds-his-bad-self-a-cute-lil-girl-wonder/91648/3 "2001-11-05T19:10:14Z")
Thanks so much for caring. Your attention to this matter has been duly noted. :rolleyes:
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### Author:  [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2001, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wherein-superdude-finds-his-bad-self-a-cute-lil-girl-wonder/91648/4 "2001-11-05T19:47:35Z")
Cool stuff Kev! Good to know that I’m inspiring people all over to hook up! [sub]what you say it had nothing to do with me? Nonsence! … Really? oh…well… um, congrats anyway.[/sub]
Give Chelsie a big hug for me and be happy.
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### Author:  [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2001, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wherein-superdude-finds-his-bad-self-a-cute-lil-girl-wonder/91648/5 "2001-11-05T19:56:49Z")
Sexcellent! So are you bringing her up for the SouthBendDope? Or does this new acquisition make a trip to the Bend pointless?
Congrats!
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### Author:  [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2001, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wherein-superdude-finds-his-bad-self-a-cute-lil-girl-wonder/91648/6 "2001-11-05T19:58:25Z")
Congrats, Kev.
I was wondering where you’ve been hiding, guess I know. 😃
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### Author:  [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2001, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wherein-superdude-finds-his-bad-self-a-cute-lil-girl-wonder/91648/7 "2001-11-05T20:01:49Z")
I was wondering how you had managed to stay [sub]mostly[/sub] [clothed](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=96113) and [unkissed](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=97077) these past few days. Congrats!
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### Author:  [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2001, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wherein-superdude-finds-his-bad-self-a-cute-lil-girl-wonder/91648/8 "2001-11-05T20:05:45Z")
Good fer you! I am so happy.
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2001, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wherein-superdude-finds-his-bad-self-a-cute-lil-girl-wonder/91648/9 "2001-11-05T20:10:19Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Munch \*
> \*\*Sexcellent! So are you bringing her up for the SouthBendDope? Or does this new acquisition make a trip to the Bend pointless?
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> Congrats! \*\*
Thanks, **Munch** and **thinksnow**. And to you, **Medea’s Child**. **Think** , you know the story, and of the girl, as we’ve discussed her before. \*_Munch_, I’m working on having her there for it. But there are a couple of troublespots on her attending:
1. She lives in Harrisburg, PA.
2. She may not be able to get the time off from work, and
3. Since she and I are getting together in Pittsburgh right before Thanksgiving, trying to steal her away again that quickly may cause **EvilHusband** to get suspicious.
If we can work those three out, she’ll be there with me. If not, I should still be able to do that one alone.
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### Author:  [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2001, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wherein-superdude-finds-his-bad-self-a-cute-lil-girl-wonder/91648/10 "2001-11-05T20:10:43Z")
Cool beans!
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### Author:  [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2001, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wherein-superdude-finds-his-bad-self-a-cute-lil-girl-wonder/91648/11 "2001-11-05T20:26:28Z")
She’s married?
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2001, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wherein-superdude-finds-his-bad-self-a-cute-lil-girl-wonder/91648/12 "2001-11-05T20:34:31Z")
[Bracing himself for a potential onslaught from different Dopers]
Yeah, she is. I’m not going to be niave enough to say “Oh, but this is _different_ than every other loveless marriage. She really _DOES_ mean to leave **EvilHusband**.” She says she is. I have no reason to disbelieve her. We started out as friends, and have grown closer. It may work out in the future, it may not. I’m hoping for the best, but living more for the moment than anything.
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### Author:  [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2001, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wherein-superdude-finds-his-bad-self-a-cute-lil-girl-wonder/91648/13 "2001-11-05T20:35:06Z")
:eek
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### Author:  [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2001, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wherein-superdude-finds-his-bad-self-a-cute-lil-girl-wonder/91648/14 "2001-11-05T20:37:24Z")
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Eh, whoops.
Well, I certainly am not going to pass judgment. My “eek” is only to express the fact that you have much bigger cohones than I do.
But you could at least tell us a little about her! Where’dja meet, what does she do, does she like cheese, you know, the important stuff.
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### Author:  [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2001, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wherein-superdude-finds-his-bad-self-a-cute-lil-girl-wonder/91648/15 "2001-11-05T20:41:34Z")
super. don’t do it. DON’T DO IT.
This will all end in heartache. I 89% guarantee it.
jar
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### Author:  [@My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/My_Darn_Snake_Legs)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2001, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wherein-superdude-finds-his-bad-self-a-cute-lil-girl-wonder/91648/16 "2001-11-05T20:52:10Z")
Wow. I don’t think you should be doing that man! Nothing good can come of this! Even if it is fun right now, it wil be less fun if/when she leaves him and starts cheating on you. It does not matter if it is a loveless marriage. It is a marriage, and you need to respect that as much as she does.
Unless you really don’t care and are actually just in it for the sex. In that case, carry on. You know what you are getting into.
–==the sax man==–
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2001, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wherein-superdude-finds-his-bad-self-a-cute-lil-girl-wonder/91648/17 "2001-11-05T21:04:50Z")
**Jarbaby** , at this point in my life I’d welcome being hurt and used. If nothing else, than just to make sure that I’m still capable of those things. I’ve been numb for quite a while now. Normally, emotions never make their way to my surface. So, when they do, I have to relish every second of their existence. Like I’m doing now
**Munch** , she’s someone that I’ve known for quite a while, now. She’s almost 29 (a few months older than me). She’s a respiratory therapist. She likes cheese (though we’re still not sure about Meunster). We started out as friends. She and my mom actually went to nursing school together. She married Bill for all the wrong reasons, and is currently living with the consequences in Harrisburg, PA. I’ve never really had light in my eyes, and she supplies that. At least for the time being. And me for her, or so she says. And, at the moment, I have no reason to disbelieve.
**SMUsax** , your reservations (and everyone else’s, too) are duly noted. But, realistically, every single relationship that people get into has the potential for disaster. Maybe this one has alittle more than most. But I’ve always lived by the credo that “anything for the cause is worth the price,” and the cause is my happiness. She may destroy me. I may destroy her. It’s a crapshoot.
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### Author:  [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2001, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wherein-superdude-finds-his-bad-self-a-cute-lil-girl-wonder/91648/18 "2001-11-05T21:05:09Z")
We simulposted before, so I didn’t see the bit where she’s married. I’m glad you think you’ve found someone, but allow me to echo the other posters’ reservations. I’ve never heard of much good coming out of something like this.
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wherein-superdude-finds-his-bad-self-a-cute-lil-girl-wonder/91648/19 "2001-11-05T21:16:01Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Juniper200 \*
> \*\*I’ve never heard of much good coming out of something like this. \*\*
You know, **Juniper** , I haven’t either. But the Law of Averages says it _has_ to sometime, right? Why not now? If I may quote Adam Duritz, I get really tired of _“so much rejection in every connection I make.”_ I’ve also never been someone to do something half-assed. If it works out, fantastic. If not, I lived, I learned.
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### Author:  [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2001, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wherein-superdude-finds-his-bad-self-a-cute-lil-girl-wonder/91648/20 "2001-11-05T21:18:38Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Superdude \*
> \*\*She married Bill for all the wrong reasons, \*\*
A marraige based on the mutual admiration of Taj Mahal and Flock of Seagulls is a story as old as time, my friend.
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