# Where's Bartleby and Loki when you need them?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-bartleby-and-loki-when-you-need-them/79251>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 1, 2001, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-bartleby-and-loki-when-you-need-them/79251 "2001-09-01T03:25:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![LoverBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/87869e/32.png) [@LoverBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LoverBoy)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-bartleby-and-loki-when-you-need-them/79251/21 "2001-09-02T06:00:23Z")

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How about we all chip in to buy it for **Esprix**?

- Rob

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**Author:** ![GilaB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8e7dd6/32.png) [@GilaB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GilaB)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-bartleby-and-loki-when-you-need-them/79251/22 "2001-09-03T04:35:40Z")

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Could somebody please post a link to the sales page for the statue? I can’t find it on ebay, and would love to see it. (Who bid $350 for the butter PDA? What would one do with such a thing?)

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-bartleby-and-loki-when-you-need-them/79251/23 "2001-09-03T05:23:38Z")

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> _Originally posted by **LoverBoy** _
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> How about we all chip in to buy it for **Esprix**?

The butter PDA or Mickey? 😃

Esprix

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-bartleby-and-loki-when-you-need-them/79251/24 "2001-09-04T22:56:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by GilaB \*  
> \*\*(Who bid $350 for the butter PDA? What would one do with such a thing?) \*\*

Ever see _Last Tango in Paris_?

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**Author:** ![THespos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@THespos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THespos)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-bartleby-and-loki-when-you-need-them/79251/25 "2001-09-04T23:08:45Z")

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I think I’m going to quit my job and figure out a way to turn a profit by selling my own farts on eBay.

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**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-bartleby-and-loki-when-you-need-them/79251/26 "2001-09-05T15:19:44Z")

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I’m just waiting for my solid gold Mickey Mouse to come in my white-elephant package! I don’t know what else it’d be good for.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-bartleby-and-loki-when-you-need-them/79251/27 "2001-09-06T06:09:22Z")

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With less than twenty four hours to go, we’re still awaiting that first bid. Avoid the last minute rush and jump in now.

[http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1185673464](http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1185673464)

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