# Where's Dixie ? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 15, 2007, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-dixie/408171 "2007-06-15T21:39:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2007, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-dixie/408171/41 "2007-06-17T01:30:17Z")
I frankly have no idea what’s going on in here, but it’s funny. I used to have a pet goat named Dixie. She rode cows. ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2007, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-dixie/408171/42 "2007-06-17T01:43:27Z")
[QUOTE=Marlitharn] I used to have a pet goat named Dixie. She rode cows. [/QUOTE] Interspecies fornication! Further symptoms of someone who has missed their redneck booster shot! -Joe ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2007, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-dixie/408171/43 "2007-06-17T15:22:54Z")
_So long, Dixie. Sweet Dixie, girl, you sure had style…_ ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2007, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-dixie/408171/44 "2007-06-17T15:29:12Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] Irrelevant, but an interesting trivia question nonetheless that I haven’t had an occasion to ask anyone: What was the shared occupation of [Charles] Mason and [Jeremiah] Dixon of Mason-Dixon Line fame? [/QUOTE] How about Charles Manson and Dorothea Dix? What ya got for that? ---
**Author:** ![Operation\_Ripper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/34f0e0/32.png) [@Operation\_Ripper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Operation_Ripper)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2007, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-dixie/408171/45 "2007-06-17T19:23:06Z")
Is there such a thing as a masturbatory thread? ---
**Author:** ![Santos\_L\_Halper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/santos_l_halper/32/1_2.png) [@Santos\_L\_Halper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santos_L_Halper)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2007, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-dixie/408171/46 "2007-06-17T21:10:02Z")
[QUOTE=Fear Itself] Did he even tell us which other board he was talking about? [/QUOTE] Yes, in the OP. 🙂 Appearantly some members of that forum are no longer there and there’s speculation about whether they were banned and if so for what. For some reason **monkeyonmyback** figured Cecil would have the inside scoop: > [@](#): > > I’ll get the truth one way or another. > > First I’ll try here -\> cecil@chicagoreader.com–your direct link to the Master! Cecil Adams, the world’s smartest human being, can answer any question. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2007, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-dixie/408171/47 "2007-06-17T22:33:07Z")
[QUOTE=Operation Ripper] Is there such a thing as a masturbatory thread? [/QUOTE] Guess it could be done, but don’t yank too tightly in the heat of passion or you could snip the whole thing off. ---
**Author:** ![Operation\_Ripper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/34f0e0/32.png) [@Operation\_Ripper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Operation_Ripper)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-dixie/408171/48 "2007-06-18T01:16:45Z")
[QUOTE=Vinyl Turnip] Guess it could be done, but don’t yank too tightly in the heat of passion or you could snip the whole thing off. [/QUOTE] Soooo, this is different from trolling how… ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-dixie/408171/49 "2007-06-18T02:52:15Z")
[QUOTE=Miller] American by birth, Southern by financial expediency? [/QUOTE] Hey, I resemble that remark! :o Obviously, if Dixie is all that territory south and west of the Mason-Dixon line, then what’s north and east of it is clearly Macy’s. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-dixie/408171/50 "2007-06-18T12:17:26Z")
[QUOTE=Contrapuntal] How about Charles Manson and Dorothea Dix? What ya got for that? [/QUOTE] Is Dix secure enough for Chucky? I don’t think so. Perhaps you should try Butner. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-dixie/408171.md?page=2)