# Where's Kellyanne gone? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 22, 2017, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-kellyanne-gone/780510 "2017-02-22T21:24:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2017, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-kellyanne-gone/780510/21 "2017-02-23T07:48:44Z")
“Stan-worshipping”? What has Stan Lee done to drag his name into the swamp that is the Trump White House? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2017, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-kellyanne-gone/780510/22 "2017-02-23T10:48:12Z")
I thought he was referring to the obsessive Eminem fan. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2017, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-kellyanne-gone/780510/23 "2017-02-23T11:41:05Z")
Stan Marsh. ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2017, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-kellyanne-gone/780510/24 "2017-02-23T13:40:20Z")
She’s on an extended “inspection tour” of Gitmo. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2017, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-kellyanne-gone/780510/25 "2017-02-23T13:52:28Z")
Gah! You’re worried about Kellyanne? What about infant babies being ripped from their mother’s womb? And Republican children being forced to take heroine smuggled in bales of marijuana by those evil Mexicans?! Typical Liberals! Always off point! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2017, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-kellyanne-gone/780510/26 "2017-02-23T14:03:21Z")
[Kellyanne Conway denies being sidelined.](http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/02/23/conway-denies-being-sidelined-from-tv-appearances-by-white-house.html) Hannity calls the sidelining story"fake news." ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2017, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-kellyanne-gone/780510/27 "2017-02-23T14:06:18Z")
She’s resting. …Lovely plumage. ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2017, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-kellyanne-gone/780510/28 "2017-02-23T16:13:55Z")
> [@Johnny\_Bravo](#): > > Hannity calls the sidelining story"fake news." Sean Hannity refering to anything else as “fake news” is a double negative. Hannity is basically the complex conjugate of fact. I propose a new unit of measurement for falsehood henceforth known as the “hannity (Han)” as the natural logarithm of the number of provably false statements per minute. Hillary Clinton achieves about 0.4 Han, (~1.4 lies/min) Spicer gets up to about 1 Han (~2.7 lies/min), and Conway breaches the vaunted 3 Han threshold (\>20 lies/min) when she is gushing about Trump’s “amazing” business acumen and leadership qualities. Stranger ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2017, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-kellyanne-gone/780510/29 "2017-02-23T16:19:29Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > This whole paragraph is just dripping with ick: > > \<\<“I’ve been invited on shows every day, including two Sunday shows. I’m trying to focus on other pieces of my portfolio,” Conway said. She also said that Trump was his own best “communicator and connector,” and did not need her to be a constant presence on television. “None of us do it like he does,” she said. \>\> That’s not ick running down her chin. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2017, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-kellyanne-gone/780510/30 "2017-02-23T16:28:55Z")
> [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#): > > … I propose a new unit of measurement for falsehood henceforth known as the “hannity (Han)” as the natural logarithm of the number of provably false statements per minute. Wasn’t there a West Wing episode that taught us the word \*han \*was Korean for some sort of deep sorrow caused by injustice? Or playing the piano, I can’t remember which. Perhaps we can merge the words so that a han is a unit of sadness caused by lies. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2017, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-kellyanne-gone/780510/31 "2017-02-23T23:27:08Z")
In Korean the syllable _han_ is one referring to the country and it’s culture. _Han-kuk_ is “Korea”. _Han-bok_ is Korean dress, and so on. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2017, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-kellyanne-gone/780510/32 "2017-02-23T23:34:28Z")
> [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#): > > She is like that Terminator that just keeps reforming now matter how many times you shoot it. She would literally need to be plunged into molten steel to destroy her. Lucky for us, Chris Christie is trying to bring manufacturing back to NJ… 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2017, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-kellyanne-gone/780510/33 "2017-02-23T23:34:33Z")
The Votemaster conjectures she is on the way out. He’s never wrong, is he? Cf. his election forecasts. ---
**Author:** ![Trancephalic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trancephalic/32/380_2.png) [@Trancephalic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trancephalic)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2017, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-kellyanne-gone/780510/34 "2017-02-24T00:33:06Z")
No, she’s soaking a Lazarus Pit to prolong her life, otherwise she’ll rapidly crumble to a heap of ancient ashes. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2017, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-kellyanne-gone/780510/35 "2017-02-24T00:37:45Z")
> [@Trancephalic](#): > > No, she’s soaking a Lazarus Pit to prolong her life, otherwise she’ll rapidly crumble to a heap of ancient ashes. I thought she had to suck all the blood out of a virgin? Granted, in DC that’s a significant problem… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2017, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-kellyanne-gone/780510/36 "2017-02-24T01:03:40Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > I thought she had to suck all the blood out of a virgin? > Granted, in DC that’s a significant problem… Especially among Congressional pages. ---
**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2017, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-kellyanne-gone/780510/37 "2017-02-24T02:42:00Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > I thought she had to suck all the blood out of a virgin? > Granted, in DC that’s a significant problem… No; she just [bathes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_B%C3%A1thory) in virgin’s blood. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2017, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-kellyanne-gone/780510/38 "2017-02-24T02:56:58Z")
> [@alphaboi867](#): > > No; she just [bathes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_B%C3%A1thory) in virgin’s blood. It ain’t workin’. Or that _is_ a youthful Kellyanne. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Pork\_Rind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pork_rind/32/111_2.png) [@Pork\_Rind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pork_Rind)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2017, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-kellyanne-gone/780510/39 "2017-02-24T03:09:25Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > It ain’t workin’. > > Or that _is_ a youthful Kellyanne. :eek: … [QUOTE=Yoda] When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not. [/QUOTE] ---
**Author:** ![Pork\_Rind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pork_rind/32/111_2.png) [@Pork\_Rind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pork_Rind)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2017, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-kellyanne-gone/780510/40 "2017-02-24T03:15:06Z")
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