# Where's my decaf latte' dammit!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-my-decaf-latte-dammit/78836>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 30, 2001, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-my-decaf-latte-dammit/78836 "2001-08-30T00:28:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-my-decaf-latte-dammit/78836/1 "2001-08-30T00:28:41Z")

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Well?

What do you mean it’s not _that_ kind of cafe.

No I don’t want to discuss mimes of the new millennium! I want my latte!

[sub]Grumble[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-my-decaf-latte-dammit/78836/2 "2001-08-30T00:36:43Z")

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Okay, okay … this ain’t MPSIMS.

:: sigh :: not even 24 hours and I’ve already closed a thread.