# Where's SenorBeef Been? **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [July 6, 2012, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-senorbeef-been/627465 "2012-07-06T21:02:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2012, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-senorbeef-been/627465/1 "2012-07-06T21:02:31Z")
I’ve noticed that \*\*SenorBeef \*\*seems to be absent from the boards for what seems like a long time. I’m posting it here because he seems to frequent this forum most frequently. So anyone know if he’s all right? Anyone know him IRL? ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2012, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-senorbeef-been/627465/2 "2012-07-06T21:09:33Z")
His last activity was like [two hours ago](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) and he’s made 5 or 6 posts in the last day or so. I suspect he’s fine, you can put away the amber alert. ---
**Author:** ![Sudden\_Kestrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Sudden\_Kestrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sudden_Kestrel)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2012, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-senorbeef-been/627465/3 "2012-07-06T22:59:24Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > I’ve noticed that \*\*SenorBeef \*\*seems to be absent from the boards for what seems like a long time. I’m posting it here because he seems to frequent this forum most frequently. > > So anyone know if he’s all right? Anyone know him IRL? He’s been pretty active on the Diablo 3 threads. I suspect he’s succumbed to Deckard Cain’s charms :D. ---
**Author:** ![Kinthalis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kinthalis/32/16084_2.png) [@Kinthalis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kinthalis)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2012, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-senorbeef-been/627465/4 "2012-07-06T23:10:14Z")
I have him chopped up in my fridge. I’m having Beef Stroganoff tonight. Yum. I’ll send you a juicy piece **FoieGrasIsEvil**! ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2012, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-senorbeef-been/627465/5 "2012-07-06T23:14:33Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > His last activity was like [two hours ago](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) and he’s made 5 or 6 posts in the last day or so. I suspect he’s fine, you can put away the amber alert. Seriously. OP here for ten thousand posts doesn’t check first? ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-senorbeef-been/627465/6 "2012-07-07T00:46:47Z")
HELP I WAS KIDNAPPED AND I’M BEING HELD IN FOIE GRAS’ BASEMENT AND HE’S JUST GLOATING oh god not the turkey baster again ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-senorbeef-been/627465/7 "2012-07-07T00:50:21Z")
Having fun in that gimp suit, **SB**? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-senorbeef-been/627465/8 "2012-07-07T01:29:03Z")
> [@SenorBeef](#): > > HELP I WAS KIDNAPPED AND I’M BEING HELD IN FOIE GRAS’ BASEMENT AND HE’S JUST GLOATING > > oh god not the turkey baster again Wouldn’t surprise me. You Ohioans are odd anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Palooka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/palooka/32/2902_2.png) [@Palooka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palooka)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-senorbeef-been/627465/9 "2012-07-07T02:00:29Z")
I heard he got permabanned after responding to the PC control thread with his terrible right-mouse for forward setup. ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-senorbeef-been/627465/10 "2012-07-07T09:13:19Z")
> [@SenorBeef](#): > > HELP I WAS KIDNAPPED AND I’M BEING HELD IN FOIE GRAS’ BASEMENT AND HE’S JUST GLOATING > > oh god not the turkey baster again IT PLAYS THE CONSOLE SHOOTER OR IT GETS BASTED AGAIN! (I’ve also found my way into Foie Gras’ basement somehow, not entirely sure how, but there was a note that said “his sanity or your life”). ---
**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-senorbeef-been/627465/11 "2012-07-07T09:20:51Z")
I am confused. Does the baster plug in like a game controller, and if so, how? ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-senorbeef-been/627465/12 "2012-07-07T09:22:38Z")
> [@Gagundathar](#): > > I am confused. Does the baster plug in like a game controller, and if so, how? I’d tell you, but I’d be in violation of several non-disclosure agreements with prominent politicians. Also, I’d probably be convicted of several felonies. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-senorbeef-been/627465/13 "2012-07-07T11:49:45Z")
> [@wheresgeorge04](#): > > Seriously. OP here for ten thousand posts doesn’t check first? OP not so smart. OP no know how to check. I will love you and hold you and squeeze you and name you George. The turkey baster comments are brilliant! ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-senorbeef-been/627465/14 "2012-07-07T13:49:39Z")
When is his liver going to be ready? ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-senorbeef-been/627465/15 "2012-07-07T13:53:42Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > When is his liver going to be ready? As soon as I’m done sauteing these fava beans… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-senorbeef-been/627465/16 "2012-07-07T13:56:45Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > OP not so smart. OP no know how to check. > > I will love you and hold you and squeeze you and name you George. > > The turkey baster comments are brilliant! Look at their profile. As long as they don’t use “invisible mode”, their last activity is listed. ---
**Author:** ![RetroVertigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@RetroVertigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RetroVertigo)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-senorbeef-been/627465/17 "2012-07-07T14:26:37Z")
One could have just started a thread on the overvalued position of Tight-end in double Qb fantasy leagues to get a quicker response. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-senorbeef-been/627465/18 "2012-07-07T17:40:07Z")
> [@RetroVertigo](#): > > One could have just started a thread on the overvalued position of Tight-end in double Qb fantasy leagues to get a quicker response. Ha! Or how console games are superior to PC games. ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-senorbeef-been/627465/19 "2012-07-07T18:16:18Z")
I’M GETTING RAPED IN A BASEMENT AND YOU GUYS MOCK ME this isn’t how it would go down in MPSIMS I post using a RMB=forward technique too. How did the double tight end thing work out anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-senorbeef-been/627465/20 "2012-07-07T18:30:43Z")
> [@SenorBeef](#): > > I’M GETTING RAPED IN A BASEMENT AND YOU MOCK ME You’re a Browns fan. You should be used to taking it in the ass and having everybody make fun of you for it. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-senorbeef-been/627465.md?page=2)