# Where's SenorBeef Been?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-senorbeef-been/627465>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [July 6, 2012, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-senorbeef-been/627465 "2012-07-06T21:02:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Kinthalis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kinthalis/32/16084_2.png) [@Kinthalis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kinthalis)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2012, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-senorbeef-been/627465/41 "2012-07-09T13:51:53Z")

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I foresee a new trend in the dope.

Threads with titles like “Where’s Senor Kinthalis?” And “Where did Dio go? Hi Beef!”.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2012, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-senorbeef-been/627465/42 "2012-07-09T16:03:40Z")

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> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#):
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> I think a wager of some sort is in order here.

For divisional finishing order, or cumulative number of arrests?

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2012, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-senorbeef-been/627465/43 "2012-07-09T17:20:47Z")

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> [@Mince](#):
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> **SenorBeef** posted in each of 5 days immediately preceding this thread. Man, I wish I had someone fretting over my absence when I go 0 days without posting.

I can see how this looks. I was drinking the other night (okay! EVERY night!) and I was thinking as I was scanning the threads “Where did I put my turkey baster?” and everything else that happened after with SenorBeef, the basement, the abduction…is all just a blur.

> [@Kinthalis](#):
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> I foresee a new trend in the dope.
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> Threads with titles like “Where’s Senor Kinthalis?” And “Where did Dio go? Hi Beef!”.

> [@Hal\_Briston](#):
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> For divisional finishing order, or cumulative number of arrests?

Har-de-har-har!!

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**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2012, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-senorbeef-been/627465/44 "2012-07-09T19:04:29Z")

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**SenorBeef** puts the lotion on or it gets the hose again.

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**Author:** ![Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uosdwis_R.Dewoh)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2012, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-senorbeef-been/627465/45 "2012-07-10T16:16:07Z")

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> [@Mince](#):
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> **SenorBeef** posted in each of 5 days immediately preceding this thread. Man, I wish I had someone fretting over my absence when I go 0 days without posting.

Beef is the glue that hold us all together. If, say, Kinthalis, or Res, were to be mauled to death by a rabid pack wild boars we’d all just shrug. If it happened to Beef, we would at the very least make a cliché filled thread about his demise in MPSIMS. Not me though, lazy.

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