# Where's the little girl? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 28, 2012, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-little-girl/645335 "2012-12-28T02:00:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2012, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-little-girl/645335/1 "2012-12-28T02:00:11Z")
submitted without comment. [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTv5NFqwd08) ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2012, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-little-girl/645335/2 "2012-12-28T02:03:23Z")
I hesitate to comment but, more misogyny. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2012, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-little-girl/645335/3 "2012-12-28T02:16:39Z")
Comment, please. Can’t you provide any hints before I click? ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2012, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-little-girl/645335/4 "2012-12-28T02:17:48Z")
It would be a lot funnier if it made sense. ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2012, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-little-girl/645335/5 "2012-12-28T02:33:20Z")
[spoiler]About 8 cops pull over a motorist and, guns drawn, order him out of his vehicle, whereupon they all yell at him, “Where’s the little girl? You know what we’re talking about! Where’s the little girl?” He protests that he doesn’t know, finally breaking down into tears. At this, a grim-faced cop steps forward and taps him on the chest: “_There’s_ the little girl!” The cops all laugh. Then they get in their cruisers and speed away, firing their guns in the air like gangstas.[/spoiler] ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2012, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-little-girl/645335/6 "2012-12-28T02:40:17Z")
reminds me of Super Troopers. ---
**Author:** ![bengangmo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@bengangmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bengangmo)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2012, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-little-girl/645335/7 "2012-12-28T02:42:45Z")
They do this (I think) because he’s driving a Prius Hybrid - a little girl’s car as opposed to the “Real American” (Bo Yah) I dunno what I guess. Took me a while, but once I got the joke I giggled. I just wonder a) Who made it b) Why c) Where the call to action is (assuming it is an ad and not just someone with too much money making a spoof) ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2012, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-little-girl/645335/8 "2012-12-28T02:53:38Z")
Anti-police smear, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Clearly\_Unclear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ec9cab/32.png) [@Clearly\_Unclear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clearly_Unclear)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2012, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-little-girl/645335/9 "2012-12-28T03:12:59Z")
Crawling out of the lurker zone for this one, but did anyone actually _find_ the little girl in the video? She’s in there. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2012, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-little-girl/645335/10 "2012-12-28T05:09:25Z")
She’s at 1:09, behind the light pole. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2012, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-little-girl/645335/11 "2012-12-28T07:40:51Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > She’s at 1:09, behind the light pole. Creepy ---
**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2012, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-little-girl/645335/12 "2012-12-28T16:17:18Z")
It would be funnier if it was funny. Also, the production is good enough that you know it’s not real. Plus, not being funny. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-little-girl/645335/13 "2012-12-29T02:39:39Z")
Ok, now I’ll comment: > [@](#): > > Gee, being the helpless victim of bullies with power is SO EFFIN’ HILARIOUS! \>:( > To everyone who thought this was funny: God damn you to Hell; and that’s not a figure of speech. I’ve been there. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-little-girl/645335/14 "2012-12-29T09:51:36Z")
I’m against “bullies with power” victimizing the helpless but I found it funny. Probably in a similar way that I find running someone over with my car in Grand Theft Auto funny while simultaneously being against murder in real life. Funny how that works. God damn me to hell anyway, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-little-girl/645335/15 "2012-12-29T10:04:07Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > Ok, now I’ll comment: > > I’ve been there. :mad: What the… it’s not real. None of that really happened. They didn’t actually scare that man to death like that. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-little-girl/645335/16 "2012-12-29T10:07:08Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > What the… it’s not real. None of that really happened. They didn’t actually scare that man to death like that. I’m offended by your use of “scare that man to death,” my grandpa was literally scared to death five years ago. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-little-girl/645335/17 "2012-12-29T14:29:28Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > What the… it’s not real. None of that really happened. They didn’t actually scare that man to death like that. I know, but I did once have a cop bully me. It’s not in the least pleasant. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-little-girl/645335/18 "2012-12-30T02:30:58Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > I know, but I did once have a cop bully me. It’s not in the least pleasant. Of course it isn’t. If it were, the joke wouldn’t work. It was actually \*funnier \*to me because I have been in situations where cops were bullies. ---
**Author:** ![scratch\_llll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@scratch\_llll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scratch_llll)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-little-girl/645335/19 "2012-12-30T03:04:11Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > I know, but I did once have a cop bully me. It’s not in the least pleasant. Calm down. It’s okay now. You made it. They never found her. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-little-girl/645335/20 "2012-12-30T03:17:05Z")
Apparently I have issues (or a whole subscription) on this subject. Thanks for the feedback everyone. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-little-girl/645335.md?page=2)