# Where's the thread with 'Little Cindy' link? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 15, 2004, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-thread-with-little-cindy-link/279968 "2004-12-15T14:55:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-thread-with-little-cindy-link/279968/1 "2004-12-15T14:55:08Z")
Several months ago there was a thread called ‘This is just wrong’, or something like that. I don’t remember where it was, but it may have been in MPSIMS. Since it’s about ‘music’, I’m asking here. The link led to a page that had an LP cover on it from the late-'50s/early-'60s. It featured a 20-something woman dressed in a ‘little girl’ dress. There was a link on the page that played a song. The woman was known as ‘Little Cindy’. She said in the liner notes (that were included on the page as text or as a scan of the LP cover) that it was a personal she created. ‘Little Cindy’ was supposed to be a six-year-old girl who would sing sweet songs. I think that the song linked to was a Christmas carol. She started singing in a cloyingly sweet voice, and then she admonished her grandpa or uncle for playing the piano/organ wrong. Clicking ‘forward’ or ‘back’ led to other strange LPs. Who remembers this thread, and do you have a link for it? I tried searching on ‘Little Cindy’, but didn’t find it here. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-thread-with-little-cindy-link/279968/2 "2004-12-15T16:02:59Z")
I googled “Little Cindy Happy Birthday Jesus” and I wish I hadn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-thread-with-little-cindy-link/279968/3 "2004-12-15T16:11:41Z")
> [@Happy Scrappy Hero Pup](#): > > I googled “Little Cindy Happy Birthday Jesus” and I wish I hadn’t. IIRC, the page that is linked to in the thread has an even more disturbing song. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-thread-with-little-cindy-link/279968/4 "2004-12-15T17:13:20Z")
I’ve googled “‘little cindy’, ‘bizarre’, ‘lp’, ‘-grinch’, ‘-waters’” to no avail. I’ve also searched for ‘bizarre’ in MPSIMS. No luck. I _know_ there’s a thread on it, but damned if I know the search criteria I need to use. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-thread-with-little-cindy-link/279968/5 "2004-12-15T17:18:59Z")
Here ya go: [linky](http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_v/babylulu.html) Her name is actually “Baby Lulu,” not “Little Cindy.” Enjoy! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![TwoTrouts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9adbd/32.png) [@TwoTrouts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoTrouts)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-thread-with-little-cindy-link/279968/6 "2004-12-15T17:20:01Z")
This [site](http://thelaloshow.blogspot.com/2004/10/little-cindy-sings-republican.html) has a MP3 \*Little Cindy \* song about Santa dodging missles. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-thread-with-little-cindy-link/279968/7 "2004-12-15T17:23:11Z")
> [@winterhawk11](#): > > Here ya go: > > [linky](http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_v/babylulu.html) > > Her name is actually “Baby Lulu,” not “Little Cindy.” > > Enjoy! :eek: Aha! _That’s_ why I couldn’t find it! It helps if you have the right name. :o Grazzi! ---
**Author:** ![TwoTrouts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9adbd/32.png) [@TwoTrouts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoTrouts)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-thread-with-little-cindy-link/279968/8 "2004-12-15T17:23:25Z")
> [@winterhawk11](#): > > Here ya go: > > [linky](http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_v/babylulu.html) > > Her name is actually “Baby Lulu,” not “Little Cindy.” > > Enjoy! :eek: Wow! That is twisted! ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-thread-with-little-cindy-link/279968/9 "2004-12-15T20:10:41Z")
I can imagine her verbally bitch-slapping “Uncle Eddie” in that repulsive baby voice. _That_ would be worth hearing. Baby Lulu voice: Listen you son of a bitch, get it right or you’re out of here. I don’t need this shit! I’m Baby Lulu damn it! ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-thread-with-little-cindy-link/279968/10 "2004-12-15T20:19:04Z")
I’m shamed to admit that this album was recorded in a state in which I lived for several years (Kentucky. Though, luckily, I’ve never been to Madisonville), and still travel to quite a bit. It’s bad enough living in a state (Indiana) that borders the Bible Belt. It’s worse when you get reminded of things like that in ways that make you want to petition the feds to place you in the Witness Relocation Program. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-thread-with-little-cindy-link/279968/11 "2004-12-15T20:20:40Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > I’m shamed to admit that this album was recorded in a state in which I lived for several years (Kentucky. Though, luckily, I’ve never been to Madisonville), and still travel to quite a bit. It’s bad enough living in a state (Indiana) that borders the Bible Belt. It’s worse when you get reminded of things like that in ways that make you want to petition the feds to place you in the Witness Relocation Program. You kidding me? This stuff is pure, unadulterated genius. Much more fun to listen to than 99% of everything else out there. ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-thread-with-little-cindy-link/279968/12 "2004-12-15T21:22:11Z")
And [the original link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=263618), (in case no one’s gone back to it): ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-thread-with-little-cindy-link/279968/13 "2004-12-16T01:24:25Z")
Wasn’t there also the one with the fetus singing “Why did you kill me Mommy?” THAT was fucking creepy. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-thread-with-little-cindy-link/279968/14 "2004-12-16T01:29:54Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Wasn’t there also the one with the fetus singing “Why did you kill me Mommy?” > > THAT was fucking creepy. Yeah. It’s on that [site](http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/home.html) somewhere. I sat there one day and listened to every sample he has on the site. Hours of fascination, I’ll tell ya. ---
**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-thread-with-little-cindy-link/279968/15 "2004-12-16T04:04:25Z")
Terri Gross had John Waters on last night, promoting his new Christmas album. One of the songs he’d chosen was “Happy Birthday, Jesus.” ---
**Author:** ![Jeff\_Lodoen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b3f665/32.png) [@Jeff\_Lodoen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff_Lodoen)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-thread-with-little-cindy-link/279968/16 "2004-12-16T12:16:04Z")
Here’s another [link](http://www.ubu.com/outsiders/365/12-2.html) scroll to December 28, #362…