# "Where's Thing 1?"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-thing-1/514451>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 20, 2009, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-thing-1/514451 "2009-10-20T06:00:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Orr\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ee59a6/32.png) [@Orr\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orr_G)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2009, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-thing-1/514451/21 "2009-10-21T00:59:54Z")

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Just smile and waggle your eyebrows suggestively.

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**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2009, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-thing-1/514451/22 "2009-10-21T07:21:40Z")

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Thanks. Lots of good stuff. I’ll have to commit them to memory 🙂

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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2009, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-thing-1/514451/23 "2009-10-21T08:30:58Z")

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Thing 1’s in my belly and keeps telling me to start the reactor.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2009, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-thing-1/514451/24 "2009-10-21T12:05:08Z")

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Curly knows, or knew, but he wasnt telling anyone apparently.

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**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2009, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-thing-1/514451/25 "2009-10-21T19:01:02Z")

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Get a “Thing 2” image printed on the back of your T-shirt…  
then when somebody asks, “Where’s 2”…just turn around!

(one way to do this might be: take a picture of the front of your T-shirt. Photoshop the pciture, to change the number 2 to be a “1”. Go to a shop that prints T-shirts and stuff, and transfer the photo to the back of your shirt.

I assume this is legal and doesn’t violate copyrights, etc, since you are only making one copy for your personal use, are doing it on your own private property (the shirt on your back!), and are not selling it.

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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2009, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-thing-1/514451/26 "2009-10-23T16:48:27Z")

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“He’s obsolete. I’m the upgraded version.”

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