# Where's this comedy sketch/segment quote from?

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [March 8, 2004, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-this-comedy-sketch-segment-quote-from/233084 "2004-03-08T05:01:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![BrandonR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@BrandonR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrandonR)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2004, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-this-comedy-sketch-segment-quote-from/233084/1 "2004-03-08T05:01:17Z")

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I remember seeing a pretty funny sketch (or segment in a show) where a few Asian guys impersonate an American by spreading their eyes wide open and saying in a deep enunciated voice, “I’ll use my credit card!” Anyone else seen this or know where it’s from? I’d like to see it again… Thanks!

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**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2004, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-this-comedy-sketch-segment-quote-from/233084/2 "2004-03-08T05:15:21Z")

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South Park. The episode where they had the basketball team and the two announcers were Asian?

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**Author:** ![Zaphod7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/df788c/32.png) [@Zaphod7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zaphod7)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2004, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-this-comedy-sketch-segment-quote-from/233084/3 "2004-03-08T05:16:00Z")

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I remember Eddie Murphy did a short sketch like this in delerious but he was talking about asians being at mcdonalds. Cause he was saying that whenever you go to a chinese restaurant evrytime the waiter walks away everyone makes fun of them and he wondered if they did the same thing in maccas in japan.

he opened his eyes wide and was saying “I HAVE A LARGE SHAKE” etc etc v funny.

Zaphod7

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**Author:** ![BrandonR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@BrandonR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrandonR)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2004, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-this-comedy-sketch-segment-quote-from/233084/4 "2004-03-08T06:04:57Z")

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That would be it Bear… Thanks!

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**Author:** ![RM\_Mentock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@RM\_Mentock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RM_Mentock)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2004, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-this-comedy-sketch-segment-quote-from/233084/5 "2004-03-08T15:17:06Z")

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So, your memories are more aural than visual?

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**Author:** ![BrandonR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@BrandonR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrandonR)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-this-comedy-sketch-segment-quote-from/233084/6 "2004-03-09T00:14:21Z")

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Well I originally saw the episode long ago but was only reminded of it recently when a friend was talking about it… I couldn’t remember it’s origin, however.

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**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-this-comedy-sketch-segment-quote-from/233084/7 "2004-03-09T00:22:04Z")

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> [@Bear\_Nenno](#):
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> South Park. The episode where they had the basketball team and the two announcers were Asian?

You’re right, except it was dodgeball.