# Which actors do you secretly find attractive?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 5, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-actors-do-you-secretly-find-attractive/205710 "2003-10-05T14:32:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-actors-do-you-secretly-find-attractive/205710/41 "2003-10-06T22:15:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Katisha \*  
> \*\*Me too! But that’s not that disturbing. What’s disturbing is that one of his swooniest roles IMHO is Professor Snape… :eek: 😉 \*\*

I think his dreamiest role is as the rancher in _Quigley Down Under_. Gotta loves the cowboys…especially when they’re bad like Rickman was in this movie. _swoon_

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**Author:** ![skeptic\_ev](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@skeptic\_ev](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skeptic_ev)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-actors-do-you-secretly-find-attractive/205710/42 "2003-10-07T00:06:09Z")

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Hmm … many of these posts have made me remember more closet cuties.

Okay, **Angua** , I’m rescuing you. Yes, I think Jonathan Frakes is a cutie too. But Patrick Stewart is better.

**Crescent** and **jsgoddess** : I third Chow Yun Fat. Swoon!

And, um, also … Christopher Walken. A little. I don’t _know_ why.

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**Author:** ![ExpiringMind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ExpiringMind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExpiringMind)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-actors-do-you-secretly-find-attractive/205710/43 "2003-10-07T00:26:55Z")

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I lost track of how many Oliver Platts we are up to, but I’d like to throw my hat into the ring…

Also, votes for Alan Rickman,  
Christopher Walken  
(especially when he reprises his role as The Continental) 🙂  
Patrick Stewart / Ben Kingsley  
(I hear they are friends…hmmmm…threesome!)  
Harland Willaims  
George Lopez and the guy who plays Ernie  
And any of the Asian actors

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**Author:** ![bibliophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@bibliophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophile)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-actors-do-you-secretly-find-attractive/205710/44 "2003-10-07T02:31:20Z")

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I have to echo the votes for Christopher Walken, Oliver Platt and Adrian Brody.

I’ve also got a thing for Willem Dafoe.

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**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-actors-do-you-secretly-find-attractive/205710/45 "2003-10-07T03:10:45Z")

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Right now, I’m nursing crushes on:  
[Skipp Sudduth](http://www.nbc.com/photos/Primetime/Third_Watch/1THRay00.jpg) _and_ [Tommy Walsh](http://dev.bbcamerica.m23.com/genre/home_living/ground_force/gf_tommy.jsp), though he’s a “TV personality” and not really an actor.

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**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-actors-do-you-secretly-find-attractive/205710/46 "2003-10-07T06:28:31Z")

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David Spade

_Someone’s_ gotta show him some love…

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**Author:** ![Cardinal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardinal/32/4000_2.png) [@Cardinal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardinal)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-actors-do-you-secretly-find-attractive/205710/47 "2003-10-07T08:13:48Z")

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> I didn’t quite understand ‘The Truth About Cats and Dogs’ because she was supposed to be the plain Jane while the role of was played by Uma Thurman.

I had this exact problem. Aside from politics, I have little fantasies about cuddling up with Janeane almost every time I see her picture. I think that some of her pictures I’ve seen are actually stunning.

Let’s see…

Bonnie Hunt is a little old for me, but I still like her a lot, especially with her being more ous on her new show, as opposed to stuff like “Jerry McGuire”.

Fran Drescher looks great on those new Gap ads. Now we just need to get her a larynx transplant…

Oh, and I have a guy-crush on Anthony Stewart Head. I want to be him when I get that age: trim, intelligent, masculine, sophisticated.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-actors-do-you-secretly-find-attractive/205710/48 "2003-10-07T08:18:28Z")

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No secret, but Molly Price whets my whistle. Yow.

Yeardley Smith, too.

Oh, and I wouldn’t kick [Cathy Jones](http://www.cbc.ca/onair/personalities/22minutes/jones.html) out of bed for eating lutfisk, either.

Wanna make something of it?

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-actors-do-you-secretly-find-attractive/205710/49 "2003-10-07T10:26:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by skeptic\_ev \*  
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> Okay, **Angua** , I’m rescuing you. Yes, I think Jonathan Frakes is a cutie too. But Patrick Stewart is better.
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Thank you! And yes, Patrick Stewart is damned hot!

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-actors-do-you-secretly-find-attractive/205710/50 "2003-10-07T10:47:40Z")

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[Laura Kightlinger](http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/PersonDetail/personid-22328)

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-actors-do-you-secretly-find-attractive/205710/51 "2003-10-07T11:19:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Big Bad Voodoo Lou \*  
> \*\*I also think Fran Drescher is sexy as hell, laugh and all. \*\*

Oh yes. Definately.

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-actors-do-you-secretly-find-attractive/205710/52 "2003-10-07T11:21:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by spooje \*  
> \*\*[Laura Kightlinger](http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/PersonDetail/personid-22328) \*\*

Holy \*\*\*\*, you too?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-actors-do-you-secretly-find-attractive/205710/53 "2003-10-07T12:11:21Z")

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Sad thought: I also loved Phil Hartman’s work, but fell in love with the charcter he played on “Third Rock.” OH YEAH!

French Stewart and Alan Rickman are pretty cool.

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**Author:** ![Innanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecd19e/32.png) [@Innanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Innanna)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-actors-do-you-secretly-find-attractive/205710/54 "2003-10-07T14:38:47Z")

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Add another vote for Alan Rickman.  
And Joeseph Malina (although I used to watch him on Seaquest DSV)  
Jonathan LaPaglia (Seven days)  
Vincent Ventresca (Invisible Man)  
It’s like a feast from off-beat scifi!

Also, from the other side of the ocean–  
Rowan Atkinson (esp Blackadder II)  
Hugh Laurie (even when he’s playing a twit)  
Stephen Fry (yes, I know he’s gay)

And way more that I will rememer after I hit 'submit"

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**Author:** ![Innanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecd19e/32.png) [@Innanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Innanna)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-actors-do-you-secretly-find-attractive/205710/55 "2003-10-07T14:47:33Z")

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remember, perhaps. I spelt it wrong and then corrected it incorrectly. Sheesh.

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